goodness gracious

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Thu Nov 09, 2006 11:25 pm

I'm not a big fan of anything "You-tube" but this
crap brings back memories--what the hell were they smoking ??

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceETKSktojw

do you remember ??
(spoiler---Gong Show)

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Nov 09, 2006 11:33 pm

Uhm...so if they put your children's wedding videos on youtube, that makes it bad?

Uhm...it's a free vid hosting site, you fucking moron. Every clip is different. Could be your favorite scene from your favorite TV show, could be your neighbor jacking off.

"I'm not a fan of anything 'You-Tube' "...what an astoundingly stupid fucking statement.

pron · Post by **pron** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 12:07 am

Wolfman wrote:what the hell were they smoking ??

Oh come on Wolfman, we all know you toked on some of those left-handed cigs, back in the day.

:D

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 1:14 am

Dinsdale as usual misses the obvious !!

nice going Dinswit !!

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 1:19 am

Wolfman wrote:Dinsdale as usual misses the obvious !!

Take another geritol and think this through again, old man.

On the contrary...I grasped what is painfully obvious -- that you ain't exactly the brightest bulb on the tree.

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 1:22 am

you STILL don't get it !!
amazing !!
no suprise here
--oh--and age smack is soooo fresh !!

thanks for the laugh

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Nov 10, 2006 1:39 am

Admittedly, Wolfman, I too have failed to understand the brilliant wizard-like depth and underlying nuance of your "take."

Indeed, you could say I don't "get it."

I want to get it.

Please, explain to the rest of us, the perishable, the greater significance of the statement:

I'm not a big fan of anything "You-tube"

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 1:40 am

Oh, I understood what you were trying to do...

But see...how can I put this...

You fucking suck like a Hoover with a full bag. The next time a fart rises a little too far north, and you somehow think you just came up with a funny...

it's with all sincerety that I tell you...

you didn't.

When you get the urge to wow us with your humor...just call it "nap time" instead. Mkay?

When your brain lights up, it's dangerous
For god's sake
Don't "entertain" us
You are stupid, not outrageous
Here we are now
DON'T entertain us
A dumbasso
A douchebaggo
A mosquito
Is less twat-o

No...you don't get that either.

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 1:51 am

words of wisdom coming from someone
who has over 10K posts on a board that
is not even 2 years old ???

sure

sometime--maybe about age 47-48
a man's brain undergoes a change --
and one of the important changes results in the
realization that you can never know everything
and furthermore--maybe that's a good thing !!

how old are you ??

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Fri Nov 10, 2006 1:59 am

Wolfdork thought it was called "YouthTube".

No wonder he got his back up.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 2:05 am

Wolfman wrote:words of wisdom coming from someone
who has over 10K posts on a board that
is not even 2 years old ???

I'm just going to attribute this to the onset of senility, and express my condolences.

Because anyone who has read these boards and still possesses a working memory would realize that "post-total smack" hasn't been fresh since...well, since Al Gore graced us with the internets.

Dear fucking Zog, I accused you of being a humorless fuckwit, and you refute it with...post total smack?

Maybe you need a refresher course, one geared to the geriatric set --

Section 1 -- When another poster calls you out for being an unfunny douche, it's generally considered poor form to take on the role of unfunny douche.

1a. "Unfunny douche," as used in Section 1, includes, but is not limited to, use of "You post a lot," "I know you are, but what am I," or "BODE."

Section 2 -- Oh hell...why bother? By the time you get through Section 2, you'll have forgotten Section 1.

sometime--maybe about age 47-48
a man's brain undergoes a change --
and one of the important changes results in the
realization that you can never know everything
and furthermore--maybe that's a good thing !!

I guess it must not be until a man reaches his 70's that he realizes he's an unfunny douche, whose time would be better spent on the beach in bermuda shorts and his socks pulled up over his calves while he mercilessly runs his metal detector over the sand.

You'll get there, sport.

The sooner, the better.

Donovan · Post by **Donovan** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 2:05 am

Wolfman wrote:sometime--maybe about age 47-48
a man's brain undergoes a change --
and one of the important changes results in the
realization that you can never know everything
and furthermore--maybe that's a good thing !!

I figured that out long ago, and I'm over a decade away from being 47. What took you so long?

And what do you have against YouTube, exactly? And why enclose it in quotes, as if it's somehow suspect? Does it have to do with the ability it gives average people to share moments in their lives with friends and family? Perhaps you don't like how we can again watch music videos like certain stations used to show. I assume you understand how great YouTube is for reminiscing about videos from the past, as with your Gong Show example. So, what's the deal?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 2:14 am

Donovan wrote:And what do you have against YouTube, exactly? And why enclose it in quotes, as if it's somehow suspect? So, what's the deal?

No, see...he was trying to make a funny.

See?

Get it..."YOU TUBE"?

You know, like somebody else's dick?

Get it now?

Yeah, pretty fucking clever.

Maybe there comes a time in a man's life --
Maybe around --
Wolfman's age!!
Where he comes full circle, and expects --
Everyone!!
To laugh and giggle when --
He makes a poop!

You know...like an infant. Heck, we revert back to eating liquified peas and pooping our pants when we get old...maybe we revert back to looking for accolades when we make a reallyreallyreally lame joke?

I don't know.

Donovan · Post by **Donovan** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 2:25 am

Shit. I'm sorry. He's a regular Jack Benny.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Fri Nov 10, 2006 2:29 am

~~~ waits patiently as Wolfman pours more kerosine into his computer and load up another wax cylinder of "fresh" takes ~~~

Fat Bones · Post by **Fat Bones** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 2:29 am

Don't be a tube.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Nov 10, 2006 2:40 am

Now that I think about it, I'm really not a big fan of anything "Photo-fuckit."

Haha!

Get it?

It was supposed to say "PhotoBucket!"

LOL!!!!!

Bobby42 · Post by **Bobby42** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 2:48 am

^^^

Is on a rant. Doomsday is 11/18

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Fri Nov 10, 2006 2:49 am

We are creating magic here tonight, people.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Nov 10, 2006 2:50 am

Bobby42 wrote:^^^

Is on a rant. Doomsday is 11/18

Dude, I'll be pulling for your guys.

So yeah, let's hope so.

Bobby42 · Post by **Bobby42** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 3:08 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Bobby42 wrote:^^^

Is on a rant. Doomsday is 11/18
Dude, I'll be pulling for your guys.

So yeah, let's hope so.

It will be one for the ages.

Cable Coax wires installed here:

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 4:33 am

...always did enjoy Gene Gene the Dancin Machine. Chucky was classic...Jaye P. Morgan was so sluty...well... she'd make Cinder look hitable.........you had to be there!

if ya didn't get enough

T1B

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