make your time, bitches

Douchebag · Post by **Douchebag** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 6:46 pm

What’s up, fuckstains. I’ve been lurking in this shithole for about two weeks now and see that there are a whole lot of losers up in here. I would beat the piss out of every single one of you. My stats are 6’1” 250 lbs and I can bench A LOT. I want to smack all of you down and then I want to fight you. I want to meet you away from this board and punch you in the face many times.

Make your move.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 6:47 pm

Douchebag wrote:What’s up, fuckstains. I’ve been lurking in this shithole for about two weeks now and see that there are a whole lot of losers up in here. I would beat the piss out of every single one of you. My stats are 6’1” 250 lbs and I can bench A LOT. I want to smack all of you down and then I want to fight you. I want to meet you away from this board and punch you in the face many times.

Make your move.

What if I'm a woman who is under 5 feet tall? Would you gleek on me, too?

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 6:47 pm

Cicero troll?

Douchebag · Post by **Douchebag** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 6:52 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
Douchebag wrote:What’s up, fuckstains. I’ve been lurking in this shithole for about two weeks now and see that there are a whole lot of losers up in here. I would beat the piss out of every single one of you. My stats are 6’1” 250 lbs and I can bench A LOT. I want to smack all of you down and then I want to fight you. I want to meet you away from this board and punch you in the face many times.

Make your move.

What if I'm a woman who is under 5 feet tall? Would you gleek on me, too?

No, dipwad. If you were a woman of any height your chin would be resting comfortably under my freshly shaven nutsack.

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 7:01 pm

=

Just sayin'.

UkoadMahir · Post by **UkoadMahir** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 7:05 pm

Hello to my new freind!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D Wellcome to thes place, we like much the new peoples. But what you say thes, bench A LOT??? What mean thes??? Aslo please say it how you find thes place, why you no post message for two week???

We happy you find it here, wellcome!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D ;) Is good place, we laugh, we have it fun, you like!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 7:12 pm

Oh Yeah?

I'm in. C'mon, douchebag, MEET ME at Dolores Park in San Francisco. Today or tomorrow--whenever you can borrow the bus fare. Arrive and announce yourself--"Hi San Francisco, I'm Douchbag!" No one will pay any attention to you. And you may ignore the bums, dog-walkers, and loafing Filipino city-workers. I'll be the one running at you with a short club, pepper-spray and a handy-sized taser. I'll also have a small roll of duct tape for when I'm done working over your knees, elbows and ribs. You'll really be feeling it. And regretting your foolish call-out.

Your move, puss-bag.

Trollfessor · Post by **Trollfessor** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 7:16 pm

LTS TRN 2 wrote:I'll be the one running at you with a short club

Like we didn't already know that. :roll:

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 7:19 pm

You're on, bitch! I'll meet you out behind the elementary school in Pensacola, at Noon eastern time, today!

Sin,
Pacedog

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 7:20 pm

Trollfessor wrote:
LTS TRN 2 wrote:I'll be the one running at you with a short club
Like we didn't already know that. :roll:

Something you want to share with the group, Nancy?

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 7:23 pm

Take it easy, man.

I don't mess with the big guys so go on and do your thing. I won't stop you.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 7:24 pm

A Pacedog reset? I'll rack it.

I truly hope Pacedog is still alive.

Douchebag · Post by **Douchebag** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 7:30 pm

UkoadMahir wrote:Hello to my new freind!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D Wellcome to thes place, we like much the new peoples. But what you say thes, bench A LOT??? What mean thes??? Aslo please say it how you find thes place, why you no post message for two week???

We happy you find it here, wellcome!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D ;) Is good place, we laugh, we have it fun, you like!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D

Oh you're some kind of middle eastern or asian motherfucker. We don't take too nicely to your kind around here. If you ever set foot in my country i will assrape your mother, and then your dog just to insult you. I don't like you people. I dont' like your food, i don't like your breath, i don't like your women and i don't like your face.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 7:33 pm

Yep. Youse Asians eat Dog - Douchebag here just helps their corpses get across the street.

It's all about PASSION, dog.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 7:35 pm

PSUFAN wrote:I truly hope Pacedog is still alive.

Didn't Pacedouche go to Iraq or something?

Why is it that I'm picturing him showing up to the battlefield a day after the fighting?

Douchebag · Post by **Douchebag** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 7:39 pm

PSUFAN wrote:Yep. Youse Asians eat Dog - Douchebag here just helps their corpses get across the street.

It's all about PASSION, dog.

Fuck you asshole. Penn St is a pussy program with a corpse for a head coach. my hjigh school team would plunder your asses into the ground. i'm the starting middle linebacker.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 7:43 pm

Penn St is a pussy program with a corpse for a head coach.

Fuck you, spunktarget. Here in PA we have the State Troopers deal with our dead. If we're gonna have some roadside sex, it'll be with a pringles can or a spouse or a LIVE BITCH, man.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 8:10 pm

Poptard troll.

Douchebag · Post by **Douchebag** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 8:38 pm

LTS TRN 2 wrote:Oh Yeah?

I'm in. C'mon, douchebag, MEET ME at Dolores Park in San Francisco. Today or tomorrow--whenever you can borrow the bus fare. Arrive and announce yourself--"Hi San Francisco, I'm Douchbag!" No one will pay any attention to you. And you may ignore the bums, dog-walkers, and loafing Filipino city-workers. I'll be the one running at you with a short club, pepper-spray and a handy-sized taser. I'll also have a small roll of duct tape for when I'm done working over your knees, elbows and ribs. You'll really be feeling it. And regretting your foolish call-out.

Your move, puss-bag.

Hey FUCKHOLE I'm the big man on campus around here. I've eaten shitpies that look scarier than you. Pussies like you hide behind your keyboards with no intent to deal with a REAL man like me. I'll get hard to picture of your grandma and then beat your face in with my rock hard cock.

Never doubt the money, son.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 8:43 pm

Douchebag wrote:I've eaten shitpies that look scarier than you.

You eat shit?

Luther · Post by **Luther** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 8:50 pm

Dammit...I had him down for a paint eater not a shit eater.

Rip City

YD · Post by YD » Mon Nov 13, 2006 8:56 pm

PSUFAN wrote:A Pacedog reset? I'll rack it.

I truly hope Pacedog is still alive.

Pacedog checked in from somewhere abroad at SN last summer. nothin since

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 9:04 pm

this guy is a real douchebag

Douchebag · Post by **Douchebag** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 9:05 pm

Ohhhh, a couple of regular jokesters you guys are.

"old coot" huh? you know what we do to "old coots" round here? We jerkoff with your dentures and then shove em back in your mouth. Then i'll show your wife what a REAL man's cock feels like. I bet you haven't given it to her good since your honeymoon where you had to jerkoff to gay porn beforehand just to get hard.

Meet me in thei Ponderosa parking lot in Macon, Georgia and I'll freakin waste you, dirtbag.

ElvisMonster · Post by **ElvisMonster** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 9:09 pm

Rack Douchebag.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 9:18 pm

Douchebag wrote:Meet me in thei Ponderosa parking lot in Macon, Georgia and I'll freakin waste you, dirtbag.

Nah, couldn’t be.

DallasFanatic · Post by **DallasFanatic** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 9:21 pm

Is this Tart's way of rebelling against his "Challenge"?

YD · Post by YD » Mon Nov 13, 2006 9:26 pm

have you ever been to Wallace?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 9:32 pm

Goober McTuber wrote: Nah, couldn’t be.

Probably not -- Douchebag is actually funny.

timmay wrote:have you ever been to Wallace?

I thought that was before your time?

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 9:36 pm

Hopefully, the Bradhusker troll will be vacated soon....You should apply for that position.

YD · Post by YD » Mon Nov 13, 2006 9:47 pm

Dinsdale wrote:

timmay wrote:have you ever been to Wallace?

I thought that was before your time?

It was until some lilly savvied me to it.

Douchebag · Post by **Douchebag** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 10:04 pm

Here's the deal fuckos. My parents signed me up for a visa platinum credit card and i have been checking into airfare rates to and from Macon, Georgia. Anyone willing to make the trip out here to face me, bare knuckle to bare knuckle, well i'm willing to foot the bill. it will be a small price to pay to have my foot up your ass. I only have a $200 line of credit so you have to stay within that. I have been lifting like a mofo and this has been my routine:

Monday - Chest/Triceps
Tuesday - Legs
Wednesday - off
Thursday - Shoulders
Friday - Back/Biceps
Saturday - off
Sunday - off

Chest
Flat Bench Press 4 sets
Incline Hammer Strength Machine 2 sets
Dumbell Flyes 2 sets

Back
Deadlift 3 sets
Lat Pull down 3 sets
Seated Cable Row 2 sets

Biceps
Standing Barbell Curls 3 sets
Preacher Curls (with dumbells) 1 set

Triceps
Tricep Press down 2 sets
Dips (weighted) 2 sets

Legs
Squats 4 sets
Leg Extension 2 sets
Leg Curl 2 sets
Seated/Standing Calve Raises 5 sets total (2 or 3 sets each way)

Shoulders
Seated Military Press (with dumbells) 4 sets
Lateral Raises 3 sets
Shrugs 3 sets

I am a lot more rocked up than my current pic.

Who's in? Huh? DROP YOUR NAME BITCHES!

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 10:04 pm

The Seer wrote:Hopefully, the Bradhusker troll will be vacated soon....You should apply for that position.

But only CORN FED STUDS need apply.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 10:05 pm

Nice pink shirt you fucking fairy.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 10:06 pm

Douchebag wrote:i have been checking into airfare rates to and from Macon, Georgia. Anyone willing to make the trip out here to face me, bare knuckle to bare knuckle, well i'm willing to foot the bill.

Neelyspray?

Excellent.

Douchebag · Post by **Douchebag** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 10:16 pm

Derron wrote:Nice pink shirt you fucking fairy.

Fuck you you raging faggot. This is how i roll. I've plowed more trim in this shirt at the Rally's drive thru than you EVER could with a hooker and a loaded shotgun.

tuff gong · Post by **tuff gong** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 10:23 pm

Douchebag wrote:
Derron wrote:Nice pink shirt you fucking fairy.
Fuck you you raging faggot. This is how i roll. I've plowed more trim in this shirt at the Rally's drive thru than you EVER could with a hooker and a loaded shotgun.

Yeah FUCK YOU Derron. Where's your sense of style?

Me, I am digging this look. The turned up collar and puka shell necklace really send it over.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 10:25 pm

Douchebag wrote:Here's the deal fuckos. My parents signed me up for a visa platinum credit card and i have been checking into airfare rates to and from Macon, Georgia. Anyone willing to make the trip out here to face me, bare knuckle to bare knuckle, well i'm willing to foot the bill. it will be a small price to pay to have my foot up your ass. I only have a $200 line of credit so you have to stay within that. I have been lifting like a mofo and this has been my routine:

Monday - Chest/Triceps
Tuesday - Legs
Wednesday - off
Thursday - Shoulders
Friday - Back/Biceps
Saturday - off
Sunday - off

Chest
Flat Bench Press 4 sets
Incline Hammer Strength Machine 2 sets
Dumbell Flyes 2 sets

Back
Deadlift 3 sets
Lat Pull down 3 sets
Seated Cable Row 2 sets

Biceps
Standing Barbell Curls 3 sets
Preacher Curls (with dumbells) 1 set

Triceps
Tricep Press down 2 sets
Dips (weighted) 2 sets

Legs
Squats 4 sets
Leg Extension 2 sets
Leg Curl 2 sets
Seated/Standing Calve Raises 5 sets total (2 or 3 sets each way)

Shoulders
Seated Military Press (with dumbells) 4 sets
Lateral Raises 3 sets
Shrugs 3 sets

I am a lot more rocked up than my current pic.

Who's in? Huh? DROP YOUR NAME BITCHES!

rack every word of this. I laughed out loud at the line of credit.

Trollfessor · Post by **Trollfessor** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 10:26 pm

Not just the pink shirt, but the collar turned up and the puka shell necklace ........it is obvious you take it in the ass on a daily basis.

So how much have the 'roids shrunk your nads?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 10:28 pm

Trollfessor wrote:the puka shell necklace ........it is obvious you take it in the ass on a daily basis.

No fucking shitX.

T1B

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