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Canadians, It's time to invade America!

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To all my freedom loving comrades, how long must we stand idly by and wait for this growing menace to overtake us?
Yes...THE AMERICAN THREAT!

I call for a "Coalition Of The Really Willing" to assemble a strike force aimed at the "Great Satan"...

You want proof of their "evil"?

Ladies and gentlemen I offer you as proof:

MASS GRAVES!
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...that just chills my blood...

Need more?

Weapons Of Mass Destruction!
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...we know you have them. Don't wait for the smoking bucket of KFC turn into a...
...bacon MUSHROOM melt...
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And furthermore...
TERROR CELLS OPERATING OUT OF YOUR CAPITOL!
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...I bet this guy's lapel pin says "Freedom Hater"...


Men and women of America! The hour of your emancipation is at hand! Throw off he shackles of your despotic rulers!
Please prepare sweets and flowers for your Quebecois liberators, they bring armoured vehicles to help tear down statues of your tyrants!
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Post by Sirfindafold »

I'm going to spread this thread across my lawn and watch it grow green.
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PSUFAN wrote:Seriously - I think we need a different approach - strong, intelligent, principled, and fresh. Obama seems to fit the bill for me best at this point.
Then you are a fucking fool. Straight up. Obama is the dumbest motherfucker who has ever run for President.
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Post by Shlomart Ben Yisrael »

Sirfindafold wrote:I'm going to spread this thread across my lawn and watch it grow green.
I knew you were "one of the good ones".

God bless you.
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Post by Y2K »

We still won't watch Hockey or the CFL no matter how big your victory. It would at least make a better torture technique than Waterboarding if needed. Do us all a favor and nuke San Francisco while you're at it.
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Post by Shlomart Ben Yisrael »

We might settle for regime change, as spelled out in the "America Liberation Act of 2006".
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Post by Shlomart Ben Yisrael »

NO!!! The UN inspectors told us you had abandoned your soap making capabilities!!!

Ahhh...the mobile labs! I knew it! Curse you!
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Post by Shlomart Ben Yisrael »

We should have known...our intelligence warned us that you had broken the IAEA seals at your Irish Spring facility...

:shock:
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Y2K wrote: Do us all a favor and nuke San Francisco while you're at it.
At least wait until the Ren Faire tour is done and m2 has made it back to SF before going nuclear.
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Rack Fu wrote:
Y2K wrote: Do us all a favor and nuke San Francisco while you're at it.
At least wait until the Ren Faire tour is done and m2 has made it back to SF before going nuclear.
...glowing chimes and melted chain mail...check...
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RACK that ham you bastards call bacon!

WAR french fries with brown gravy!
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The idea of a Canuck military invasion of the States puts me in mind of the old joke about the couple in bed, he's just doing his level best to put the blocks to her, and then she says "Okay, honey, you can go ahead and put it in now."
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Post by SunCoastSooner »

How'd that whole Canadian invasion thing work out for you guys in the 40s?

Oh yeah that's right your Sec. of War never got to follow through because Germany starting pinging on your motherland across the pond... and we still had to jump in and bail your asses out. ;)

For those who don't know about it in the 40s the Canadians planned on invading the mid west and annexing from MOntana down to west Texas.
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SunCoastSooner wrote:How'd that whole Canadian invasion thing work out for you guys in the 40s?

Oh yeah that's right your Sec. of War never got to follow through because Germany starting pinging on your motherland across the pond... and we still had to jump in and bail your asses out. ;)

For those who don't know about it in the 40s the Canadians planned on invading the mid west and annexing from MOntana down to west Texas.
You sure you're not talking about the 1840s?
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Post by Shlomart Ben Yisrael »

I'm scanning the press releases for any stories of babies being thrown out of incubators...

...I'll settle for slant-drilling into Saskatchewan at this point.
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Martyred wrote:
...I'll settle for slant-drilling into Saskatchewan at this point.
I think they're better at turning wristwatches into transistor radios than drilling.
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Post by Dinsdale »

I think the Upper Mexicans are just bent that their beloved chick-sport isn't even good enough for the non-English speaking cable networks anymore, and now is going to air their highlights on...Youtube.

First, the dead-seal market crashes, now this.

Maybe they can start exporting....ice, or something.
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