Borat Attacks Fist With Face in N.Y.-- (Everyone Laugh Now!)

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Borat gets a New York beating
Staff Reporter
Tue, 14 Nov 2006
Borat was beaten up in New York after making what could be construed as a sexual advance at a passer-by.

Sacha Baron Cohen, in character up as the fictional Kazakh journalist he created, approached a man in the street and said: "I like your clothings. Are nice! Please may I buying? I want have sex with it."

The New Yorker failed to see the joke and reportedly punched the 35-year-old comedian in the face.

The scuffle took place after Cohen had appeared on 'Saturday Night Live', the popular US sketch show, to promote his new film, 'Borat: Cultural Learnings of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan', The Sun newspaper reported.

Although the comedian shouted for help, the New Yorker punched him repeatedly before Cohen's friend, actor Hugh Laurie, came to the rescue.

The 47-year-old 'House' star pushed the man away while Cohen got back onto his feet.

Laurie, also known for his role in 'Black Adder', had joined Cohen on 'Saturday Night Live'.

The actor friends had been headed for a late dinner in the city when Laurie suggested they pop into a Manhattan bar.

"Sacha couldn’t resist playing the fool as Borat, but picked on the wrong person," a friend of the comedian told the British tabloid.

"I guess this guy thought he was being attacked by someone unstable and lashed out. Sacha is very lucky he didn’t get a much worse beating."

Cohen did not receive any visible wounds, but was said to be seriously shaken up, and Laurie reportedly told friends he was afraid the 'Ali G' star would be beaten up badly


Now we are all New Yorkers! Seriously, don't you wish it was you? I mean punching out the bottom-feeding slimeball and his Tom Green-like humor. That is, if you can't see right through the fake "anti-Jew" schtick, perhaps you should be on your way to the latest Jack Black sidespitter. Hopefully, after his beat down the Borat clown will also get sued.

[UkoadMahir]

Why you no like him Borat???? Borat he funnay, make peoples laugh happy, thes is good!!!!!! :D :D

[Cuda]

Too bad he didn't get robbed as a bonus prize for his stupidity.

[Nishlord]

If you need Hugh Laurie to step in for you, you've got problems.

[Bizzarofelice]

Laurie, also known for his role in 'Black Adder', had joined Cohen on 'Saturday Night Live'.

I knew I knew him from somewhere. Quite different characters.

[Goober McTuber]

If you need Hugh Laurie to step in for you, you've got problems.

Looks like he could probably handle himself:

[Uncle Fester]

The New Yorker failed to see the joke and reportedly punched the 35-year-old comedian in the face.

Although the comedian shouted for help, the New Yorker punched him repeatedly before Cohen's friend, actor Hugh Laurie, came to the rescue.

Wow, that does sound hilarious.

[RadioFan]

Cohen did not receive any visible wounds, but was said to be seriously shaken up

Maybe he'll think twice about "funnin'" with New Yorkers on the street, but probably not. Too bad dude didn't put him in the hospital. Dumbfuck.

[jiminphilly]

The New Yorker failed to see the joke and reportedly punched the 35-year-old comedian in the face.

Although the comedian shouted for help, the New Yorker punched him repeatedly before Cohen's friend, actor Hugh Laurie, came to the rescue.

Wow, that does sound hilarious.

Looks like they stopped filming the movie too soon.

[BSmack]

The New Yorker failed to see the joke and reportedly punched the 35-year-old comedian in the face.

Although the comedian shouted for help, the New Yorker punched him repeatedly before Cohen's friend, actor Hugh Laurie, came to the rescue.

Wow, that does sound hilarious.

Looks like they stopped filming the movie too soon.

I'm sure that scene will find its way onto Da Ali G show. That is, assuming that Cohen stayed in character throughout the beating.

[Mike the Lab Rat]

Laurie, also known for his role in 'Black Adder', had joined Cohen on 'Saturday Night Live'.

I knew I knew him from somewhere. Quite different characters.

My son knows Hugh Laurie as "Stuart Little's dad" thanks to the frigging movies.

The first time he saw Laurie as "House," I explained the change in demeanor as bitterness resulting from Mr. Little being dumped by Mrs. Little, who then went on to become the U.S. President (Geena Davis was in that lameass TV show at the time).

Messed with the kid's head for a bit, that one did....

[jtr]

Hell, half the people in the movie are sueing him.

including your grammar teacher.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Hell, half the people in the movie are sueing him.

including your grammar teacher.

Damn Jess, why so mean? Get turned down for a gig today?

[Rack Fu]

Borat and the movie will always be funny.

[TenTallBen]

If you play with fire you're bound to get burned. That's common sense.

[Mr. Belvedere]

I'm ere wit me main man boutros boutros boutros ghali. :)

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

If you play with fire you're bound to get burned. That's common sense.

Right. So why post something we all know as common sense?

[PSUFAN]

Right. So why post

I'm not reading all of that.

Sincerely, Logon Fan

[Goober McTuber]

Common sense is something of a misnomer. It really isn't all that common.

Any sense possessed by TallNeckBen would have to be common as dirt.

[Dinsdale]

A Cumbrian man, whose bid to beat the world firewalking record landed him in hospital with burned feet, has vowed to step back onto hot coals soon.
Scott Bell, 36, from Great Orton near Carlisle, received minor burns during the attempt two weeks ago.

Down in Carlisle he loved a lady
Many years ago

Which of you to gain me, tell, will risk uncertain pains of hell


I guess it was that dude.

[The Whistle Is Screaming]

A Cumbrian man, whose bid to beat the world firewalking record landed him in hospital with burned feet, has vowed to step back onto hot coals soon.
Scott Bell, 36, from Great Orton near Carlisle, received minor burns during the attempt two weeks ago.

Down in Carlisle he loved a lady
Many years ago

Which of you to gain me, tell, will risk uncertain pains of hell

You rang?

[Dinsdale]

You know I was just trolling for a Twizzler response, right?


Mikey should be along shortly...

I can't figure out
If it's the end or beginning
But the train's put its brakes on...

[Mikey]

Don't murder me.

[BSmack]

Too much of everything is just enough.

Of course the guy who wrote that thinks differently.

John Perry Barlow

Cofounder, Vice Chairman, And Cognitive Dissident
Electronic Frontier Foundation
Pinedale, Wyoming

I'm the guy who wrote the Grateful Dead song with the line "Too much of everything is just enough." It sounded good when I wrote it 20 years ago, but I don't believe it anymore: Too much of everything is too much. But it's tricky to find a balance between just enough and too much. The more you get, the less you feel that you have. The faster I go, the faster I feel that I need to go. When I was a rancher, there came a point every day when I had to stop working -- simply because my body couldn't keep going. Work in the information economy is different. We can hammer ourselves endlessly -- or so we think. We're living in an era of explosive abundance. The challenge is to manage our freedom and to strike a balance in the face of endless opportunity. I've realized that I must find the discipline to say "No" more often. It sounds easy, but it's not. Just when I've convinced myself that what I have is more than plenty, the phone rings, and someone offers me something that I can't resist. But then I ask an important question: How thin can I spread myself before I'm no longer "there"?

http://www.fastcompany.com/online/22/one.html

[Mikey]

There you go, getting all Barlow on us.

[Dinsdale]

Hunter could beat Barlow up.


He's in a gang.


Hold away despair.

[The Whistle Is Screaming]

Too much of everything is just enough.

Of course the guy who wrote that thinks differently.

John Perry Barlow

Cofounder, Vice Chairman, And Cognitive Dissident
Electronic Frontier Foundation
Pinedale, Wyoming

I'm the guy who wrote the Grateful Dead song with the line "Too much of everything is just enough." It sounded good when I wrote it 20 years ago, but I don't believe it anymore: Too much of everything is too much. But it's tricky to find a balance between just enough and too much. The more you get, the less you feel that you have. The faster I go, the faster I feel that I need to go. When I was a rancher, there came a point every day when I had to stop working -- simply because my body couldn't keep going. Work in the information economy is different. We can hammer ourselves endlessly -- or so we think. We're living in an era of explosive abundance. The challenge is to manage our freedom and to strike a balance in the face of endless opportunity. I've realized that I must find the discipline to say "No" more often. It sounds easy, but it's not. Just when I've convinced myself that what I have is more than plenty, the phone rings, and someone offers me something that I can't resist. But then I ask an important question: How thin can I spread myself before I'm no longer "there"?

http://www.fastcompany.com/online/22/one.html

Guess he had just one more thing to say ...

[BSmack]

Guess he had just one more thing to say ...

And I'll call down thunder
And speak the same
And my word fills the sky with flame
And might and glory gonna be my name
And men gonna light my way

[Dinsdale]

I need a woman 'bout twice my weight
A ton of fun who packs a gun with all her freight
Find her in a sideshow leave her in L.A.
Ride her like a surfer running on a tidal wave

[The Whistle Is Screaming]

I need a woman 'bout twice my weight
A ton of fun who packs a gun with all her freight
Find her in a sideshow leave her in L.A.
Ride her like a surfer running on a tidal wave

It's all about the imagery and that one is a beauty.

[Dinsdale]

Oh, it's an honor to have a song written about me.

[Mikey]

Just want to have
a little peace to die
and a friend or two
I love at hand


I'm just feeling so upbeat today.

[The Whistle Is Screaming]

Oh, it's an honor to have a song written about me.

Modesty was his strength?

[BSmack]

Esau holds a blessing;
Brother Esau bears a curse.
I would say that the blame is mine
But I suspect it's something worse.
The more my brother looks like me,
The less I understand
The silent war that bloodied both our hands.
Sometimes at night, I think I understand.

It's brother to brother and it's man to man
And it's face to face and it's hand to hand...
We shadowdance the silent war within.
The shadowdance, it never ends...
Never ends, never ends.
Shadowboxing the Apocalypse, yet again...
Yet again.
Shadowboxing the Apocalypse,
And wandering the land.

[Goober McTuber]

Oh, it's an honor to have a song written about me.

A fat bitch, and damn proud of it. You go, girl.

[Dinsdale]

That's your attempt at smack?


Won't you try just a little bit harder?
Couldn't you try just a little bit more?

[Tom In VA]

Now I don't know but I been told
it's hard to run with the weight of gold
Other hand I heard it said
it's just as hard with the weight of lead

[Goober McTuber]

That's your attempt at smack?

Don’t even think about stepping to the pink polo shirt.

[Dinsdale]

Don’t even think about stepping to the pink polo shirt.

Before I make my determination as to whether to step or not, I must first ask...

Did this polo cost more, or less than $75?

[Gunslinger]

Borat gets a New York beating
Staff Reporter
Tue, 14 Nov 2006
Borat was beaten up in New York after making what could be construed as a sexual advance at a passer-by.

Sacha Baron Cohen, in character up as the fictional Kazakh journalist he created, approached a man in the street and said: "I like your clothings. Are nice! Please may I buying? I want have sex with it."

The New Yorker failed to see the joke and reportedly punched the 35-year-old comedian in the face.

The scuffle took place after Cohen had appeared on 'Saturday Night Live', the popular US sketch show, to promote his new film, 'Borat: Cultural Learnings of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan', The Sun newspaper reported.

Although the comedian shouted for help, the New Yorker punched him repeatedly before Cohen's friend, actor Hugh Laurie, came to the rescue.

The 47-year-old 'House' star pushed the man away while Cohen got back onto his feet.

Laurie, also known for his role in 'Black Adder', had joined Cohen on 'Saturday Night Live'.

The actor friends had been headed for a late dinner in the city when Laurie suggested they pop into a Manhattan bar.

"Sacha couldn’t resist playing the fool as Borat, but picked on the wrong person," a friend of the comedian told the British tabloid.

"I guess this guy thought he was being attacked by someone unstable and lashed out. Sacha is very lucky he didn’t get a much worse beating."

Cohen did not receive any visible wounds, but was said to be seriously shaken up, and Laurie reportedly told friends he was afraid the 'Ali G' star would be beaten up badly


Now we are all New Yorkers! Seriously, don't you wish it was you? I mean punching out the bottom-feeding slimeball and his Tom Green-like humor. That is, if you can't see right through the fake "anti-Jew" schtick, perhaps you should be on your way to the latest Jack Black sidespitter. Hopefully, after his beat down the Borat clown will also get sued.

Borat is funny, dont put him into the same category as those no talent faggots Tom Green and Jack Black. The only thing this post shows, is that little children better not hit their baseball into your backyard. Youre a grumpy, pathetic middle aged piece of shit.

*whine*I'm afraid of all this new stuff the younger ones are doing. It's not right w/ Elvis to be shaking his hips and gyrating and making all those sexual moves*

Bitch! Shut the fuck up, you whiny cunt.