So, how many of you are travelling businessmen??

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Nov 17, 2006 1:29 am

Atomic Punk wrote:as he carries his two laptops in those insulated delivery bags

You mean like one of these?

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 1:32 am

Yes but remember he was carrying two of them.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Nov 17, 2006 1:39 am

Ah. This should work, then

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 2:35 am

Dinsdale wrote: Dell ponies up laptops because it's great advertising to see such a literate businessman as yourself carrying them?

yeah they barter the ones with flakey comma keys for mistake pies. I propose that from here on all cumslinger pileons be comma free in his hnor.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 2:47 am

I travel on gov't biz about 30% of the time. In fact, I'm on travel now (in Harrisburg, PA). Most trips are 4-5 days in duration, to places like New Orleans, Pascagoula, San Diego, Norfolk, Orlando, and Port Hueneme. Being single and having none of my kids living with me anymore, I enjoy the travel. Harrisburg isn't the most exciting locale, although I did enjoy just hearing some dude check in and bitch about not being able to find this hotel, and ending up out in Hershey on this rainy night. I was laughing inside listening to him whine to the desk clerk.

Per diem doesn't suck, either. Neither do frequent flyer miles.

Gunslinger · Post by **Gunslinger** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 2:56 am

Dinsdale wrote:So retarded, on so many levels.

The company has virtually no overhead , except for one building in Ohio.
The airlines comp their employees plane tickets...you know, the ones that compell you to go to the airport?

They give you that high-end "national internet" for nothing?

Dell ponies up laptops because it's great advertising to see such a literate businessman as yourself carrying them?

The Master of Literacy wrote:dispise

independant

dont

Our customers range in demeanor all over the US.

Because,

gaurd

But my favorite --

sent into the angriest customer imaginable
Twice?

Internet free. Company Car free. Company Credit Card to cover food expenses free. Company card to cover vehicle expenses free. Company laptops free. Me traveling free.

Any of you dumbfucks want to post your jobs. Do it quick, I'm taking a shit and wont be here long in fact I just dropped Atomic Punks kid off twice and I'm done.

Gunslinger · Post by **Gunslinger** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 2:58 am

Atomic Punk wrote:A traveling businessman like Dungslinger wearing a sweat top, jeans, and "dispising" blue tooth users in suits at airports, as he carries his two laptops in those insulated delivery bags is kind of humorous also.

When he hits Orlando, the Hispanics take those delivery bags, pat him on the head and say, "Gracias el Gordito."

Yep! Fucking hilarious.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 3:03 am

Gunslinger wrote:The company has virtually no overhead

Internet free. Company Car free. Company Credit Card to cover food expenses free. Company card to cover vehicle expenses free. Company laptops free. Me traveling free.

I expect your travelling days will be over soon, and the company will be promoting you to head up the accounting department any day now.

Dear god...

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 3:12 am

Gunslinger responding to Dins on page 3 wrote:
How much more obvious could it have fucking been then for me to have hopped on said plane, flown to your house. Screamed it in your face. Fixed a hot bowl of Alphabet Soup. Spelled it in the soup bowl, grabbed you by your head. Slammed it in the table while breaking the bowl. Dragging you through the house to your bathroom. Shitting in your toilet. Dunking your head in the toilet. Screaming it in your face again. Finally punting you off the roof.

This alone is the funniest post yet. Wolfman reset:

Flew to Dins house--
Big runway there!///
Screamed!!
alfabit soup assured of misspellings...
Bathroom in CNY --
Again
Screaming!! ---
Then off the roof!

tuff gong · Post by **tuff gong** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 4:48 am

Gunslinger gets 'national internet'?

Goddamn...my range is limited to 3 neighboring counties.

I'm trying to remember here: wasn't Gunslinger trying to sign on as a Katrina volunteer last year and being rejected by every agency to which he offered his services? I seem to recall him expressing frustration in here that nobody would take him on. Then again it's often hard to decipher what he's trying to say.

Gunslinger · Post by **Gunslinger** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 7:54 am

Dinsdale wrote:
Gunslinger wrote:The company has virtually no overhead

Internet free. Company Car free. Company Credit Card to cover food expenses free. Company card to cover vehicle expenses free. Company laptops free. Me traveling free.
I expect your travelling days will be over soon, and the company will be promoting you to head up the accounting department any day now.

Dear god...

You fucking win dude.

I realized after I typed that, what you were trying to smack me on.

Then I realized I didnt give a shit and even if I did, I could argue my point to someone that I couldnt give a fuck about. So, I decided to go do something else and post at a later shit.

Now that I'm in mid shit, I realize youre a fucking idiot for even trying to argue this point with me and I'd be a bigger fucking idiot to rebuttal a worthwhile take.

Gunslinger · Post by **Gunslinger** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 7:58 am

tuff gong wrote:Gunslinger gets 'national internet'?

Goddamn...my range is limited to 3 neighboring counties.

I'm trying to remember here: wasn't Gunslinger trying to sign on as a Katrina volunteer last year and being rejected by every agency to which he offered his services? I seem to recall him expressing frustration in here that nobody would take him on. Then again it's often hard to decipher what he's trying to say.

This board is fucking lame.

Who the fuck is this and who is the fucking pussy to post as this? Nevermind, its the status quo here to post more than once under new nics to justify your pathetic existences.

Is Domelopper (star of Airport), your smackgods around here? Good Lord a board that celebrates sad fucks who are forced to take sink showers, because they are so fucking pathetic, wants to be my concern.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 1:01 pm

Gunslinger, to mvscal, wrote:You know youre a fucking used car salesmen. I know it, everyone else knows it.

He strikes me as a people person, too. I can picture him trying to unload a lemon on an unsuspecting knee-grow.

Yo, Sambo, I gots dis def Caddy wif da spinner rims dat I be willin' to gives ya a special deal on. Gots ta be cash only though, ma nigga, since I knows y'all ain't got shit fo' credit. Let's rap, yo.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 2:02 pm

Gunslinger wrote: You fucking win dude.

I realized after I typed that, what you were trying to smack me on.

Then I realized I didnt give a shit and even if I did, I could argue my point to someone that I couldnt give a fuck about. So, I decided to go do something else and post at a later shit.

Now that I'm in mid shit, I realize youre a fucking idiot for even trying to argue this point with me and I'd be a bigger fucking idiot to rebuttal a worthwhile take.

Classic IndyClown. Wonder if it will all fit in the sig box?

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 2:57 pm

"Sorry for typing all of this garbage. Care for a "mistake Pie" or two to make good?"

--IndyFUBAR

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 3:17 pm

Post-Itslinger is the trix of the Sac.

SunCoastSooner · Post by **SunCoastSooner** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 3:19 pm

I used to work a lot on the road... can't so much anymore because of travel limitations due to my health but... in the end it sort of comes down to wheather or not you have a significant other and just how much you time you want to enjoy with them. At least that is how it was for me.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 3:23 pm

SunCoastSooner wrote:in the end it sort of comes down to wheather or not you have a significant other and just how much you time you want to enjoy with them.

Well, he does have a company credit card...

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 5:24 pm

While train wrecks are fun to rubberneck, I'm kind of torn here...

On the one hand, money can't buy entertainment like a moron in full bloom, such as Windyclown exhibits on a ~~daily~~ ~~hourly~~ ~~minutely~~ ~~secondly~~ consistant basis.

On the other hand, reading his incoherent ramblings kind of takes some of the luster off reading a particularly "well thought-out" Cicero post.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 5:36 pm

Shissyrow exhibits economy of line. 1 synapse, 1 word. Repeat.

Then do it with the CrownTwat troll.

$$

Gunslinger · Post by **Gunslinger** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 7:49 pm

IndyFrisco wrote:Post-Itslinger is the trix of the Sac.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

What made you think that post 453 of this picture was going to get you racked? No one racked it 5 years ago, no one is going to rack it now.

Gunslinger · Post by **Gunslinger** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 7:53 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:Yes but remember he was carrying two of them.

I'm sorry you went unnoticed in this thread like your resume at a Circle K.

I guess you do have a traveling job. Or more like traveling life. Whose couch are you sleeping on this week? You know Carnies travel, but they have jobs. Are you a fucking gypsy?

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 8:02 pm

Bunslinger wrote:
You fucking win dude.

Everyone wins when you post/spew.

Bunslinger wrote:
I realized after I typed that, what you were trying to smack me on.

Trying? When you saw your plungered ass getting pummled once again it was only then you realized you were getting smacked?

Bunslinger wrote:
Then I realized I didnt give a shit and even if I did, I could argue my point to someone that I couldnt give a fuck about.

Well, others clearly realized you still do give a shit or you wouldn't keep defecating all over yourself.

Bunslinger wrote:
So, I decided to go do something else and post at a later shit.

See? That's why yer a successful traveling tard in FUBU sweats laughing at those that make a real living.

Bunslinger wrote:
Now that I'm in mid shit, I realize youre a fucking idiot for even trying to argue this point with me and I'd be a bigger fucking idiot to rebuttal a worthwhile take.

^^^I don't have the time nor inclination to dice this gem up.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 8:21 pm

Gunslinger wrote:
IndyFrisco wrote:Post-Itslinger is the trix of the Sac.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

What made you think that post 453 of this picture was going to get you racked? No one racked it 5 years ago, no one is going to rack it now.

Not looking for a rack any more than someone smacking you about FUBU gear is looking for a rack.

I think that is the 3rd time I've posted said pic and probably the third time I've responded to anything about your non-existance. Call it my Smacklesslinger sig, fruit cake.

DELSDAD · Post by **DELSDAD** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 9:06 pm

I see this thread melted. Anyway...

I never travelled constantly so it was never a burden. I was sent to NY for a couple of months, years ago. I'd be relieved every other week for a couple of days. The firm actually sent the wife on a surprise congenial visit and night on the town. My hotel was across from MSG, so I got to talk to the Knick and Ranger fans most nights at the bar. Entertaining.

Gunslinger · Post by **Gunslinger** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 10:03 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:
Bunslinger wrote:
You fucking win dude.
Everyone wins when you post/spew.

Bunslinger wrote:
I realized after I typed that, what you were trying to smack me on.
Trying? When you saw your plungered ass getting pummled once again it was only then you realized you were getting smacked?

Bunslinger wrote:
Then I realized I didnt give a shit and even if I did, I could argue my point to someone that I couldnt give a fuck about.
Well, others clearly realized you still do give a shit or you wouldn't keep defecating all over yourself.

Bunslinger wrote:
So, I decided to go do something else and post at a later shit.
See? That's why yer a successful traveling tard in FUBU sweats laughing at those that make a real living.

Bunslinger wrote:
Now that I'm in mid shit, I realize youre a fucking idiot for even trying to argue this point with me and I'd be a bigger fucking idiot to rebuttal a worthwhile take.
^^^I don't have the time nor inclination to dice this gem up.

Last time I saw an avoidance of an issue this bad, N. Korea got nukes.

Seriously? You went and found another post of mine to disect instead of the one intended for you. Seriously?

And you have time, plenty of it. That ass indentation on your buddy's couch proves you have time.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 11:51 pm

Bunslinger wrote:
Seriously? You went and found another post of mine to disect instead of the one intended for you. Seriously?

:seriously?: Yes, it was another gem where you've drooled all over yourself. It really doesn't matter to whom you direct your mind-numbing rants to either. :/seriously:

Hey turdling, what kind of company would hire a piece of shit like yourself? Obviously, background checks aren't conducted there.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Sat Nov 18, 2006 12:12 am

CUMSLINGER wrote:
IndyFrisco wrote:Post-Itslinger is the trix of the Sac.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

What made you think that post 453 of this picture was going to get you racked? No one racked it 5 years ago, no one is going to rack it now.

I really don't think he wanted racked. To a normal person, that picture is worth a good laugh every time I see it.

So I guess I can rack him for posting it and giving me a good laugh on a Friday afternoon. Sucks to be you bitch.

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Sat Nov 18, 2006 5:18 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote: If you were spending $ on the client, list it on the bottom half with accompanying recepits. If you were spending money on your lazy no-client-seeing ass, place in in the top half of the excel report and give me the receipt. If you can't tell me what happened just print out your ACT notes. If you didn't bother with those, I'm not bothering with cutting you a check. Damned slackers think they are so damned important.

Why do you hate sales?

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