Whoo, Rock N' Roll, Part II

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 3:35 pm

Advert for people on the front row attending a Stones gig filmed for Martin Scorsese's 'documentary'

You should be dressed trendy, sexy, hip. Do not come looking sloppy or disheveled. Women really glam it up, but not trashy. You can wear Rolling Stones shirts or other band shirts but please do NOT wear the following: no fan club shirts, no logos (Nike, Coca-Cola), nothing too over the top and outrageous (wigs, crazy hats, etc.) and do not wear WHITE. . . .

You will not be allowed to purchase alcohol. Again, you are not just attending a concert, you are working.

MOST IMPORTANT NOTE: You guys will be in the very front of the stage and will be the only people on camera for the documentary. We really need high energy. Dance, sing along, cheer on the band. They need your energy to play a really amazing show.

If only they had thought about this for Altamont.

Van · Post by **Van** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 4:24 pm

That couldn't be less "rock & roll", nor could it be any more disingenuous when it's supposed to be a "docomentary".

That's a "music video", not a documentary.

A "documentary" of a current Stones concert would include footage of passed out, fat and woefully tarted up grandmothers getting gang banged out in the parking lot by groups of mortgage bankers hopped up on e-trade profits and Red Bull shooters spiked with Cialis...

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 5:02 pm

The Stones stopped being relevant in 1982. Why are we still talking about them?

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 5:10 pm

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Narcissistic baby boomers waxing nostalgic are always good for a few bucks.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 5:12 pm

ootage of passed out, fat and woefully tarted up grandmothers getting gang banged out in the parking lot by groups of mortgage bankers hopped up on e-trade profits and Red Bull shooters spiked with Cialis...

If this can happen at a "resort", I'm in.

--ArchAngel and Vanny

Van · Post by **Van** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 5:20 pm

LONG memories up this bitch, man!

LOL!!!

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 7:52 pm

CASTING CALL - 'GIMME SHELTER'
December 6 1969

You should be dressed groovy, freaky, hip. Do not come looking like a Stormtrooper. You can wear Rolling Stones shirts or other band shirts but please do NOT wear the following: no piss and blood-soaked 'colors', no logos (swastikas, Iron Crosses), nothing too over the top and outrageous (pool cues, knives etc.) and do not be WHITE, with a black boyfriend. . . .

You will not be allowed to purchase acid. Again, you are not just attending a murder scene, you are working.

MOST IMPORTANT NOTE: You guys will be in the very front of the stage and will be the only people on camera for the documentary, apart from the bits where Mick freeze-frames everything to prove it wasn't his fault. We really need you not to knock a member of Jefferson Airplane unconscious or let vicious-looking alsatians get onstage. Dance, sing along, cheer on the band. They need your energy to play a really amazing show. And don't murder any blokes who look a bit like pimps.

Rich Fader · Post by **Rich Fader** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 8:11 pm

Nishlord wrote:
CASTING CALL - 'GIMME SHELTER'
December 6 1969

You should be dressed groovy, freaky, hip. Do not come looking like a Stormtrooper. You can wear Rolling Stones shirts or other band shirts but please do NOT wear the following: no piss and blood-soaked 'colors', no logos (swastikas, Iron Crosses), nothing too over the top and outrageous (pool cues, knives etc.) and do not be WHITE, with a black boyfriend. . . .

You will not be allowed to purchase acid. Again, you are not just attending a murder scene, you are working.

MOST IMPORTANT NOTE: You guys will be in the very front of the stage and will be the only people on camera for the documentary, apart from the bits where Mick freeze-frames everything to prove it wasn't his fault. We really need you not to knock a member of Jefferson Airplane unconscious or let vicious-looking alsatians get onstage. Dance, sing along, cheer on the band. They need your energy to play a really amazing show. And don't murder any blokes who look a bit like pimps.