I wanna be a ho, by....

JCT · Post by **JCT** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 10:34 pm

Mike Tyson.

This juicy bit is for those three ladies out there who’ve always dreamed of going a round with boxer Mike Tyson. Tyson is apparently in talks with sex madame Heidi Fleiss to become a featured stud at her legalized brothel for women in Nevada, endearingly called Heidi's Stud Farm, reports the New York Daily News.

"I said, 'You're going to be my big stallion.' He said, 'I don't care what any man says, it's every man's dream to please every woman ... and get paid for it.' And it's every man's fear that their girlfriend will go for Mike Tyson," Fleiss told the Daily News.

Does every man really fear his women will take off with a convicted rapist who likes chomping on ears?

Fleiss obviously thinks so. She even let it slip to the Daily News that she’s gotten letters from horny, desperate women across America who want her to hurry up and rope Tyson in.

JCT · Post by **JCT** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 10:38 pm

He'll be eating his clients children.

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 11:33 pm

The week in review:

Killer Bionic hornets
Nerds using deadly force to score video games
Women paying to get buggered by Mike Tyson
O.J. describing how he murdered his wife (theoretically, of course)
Bob Saget and Tom Arnold considered to be "celebrities"
Michael Jackson being mobbed by fans in England
Dogs and cats living together...

If there is a God why doesn't he just send in the grasshoppers and get it over with?

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 11:37 pm

Uncle Fester wrote:The week in review:

Killer Bionic hornets
Nerds using deadly force to score video games
Women paying to get buggered by Mike Tyson
O.J. describing how he murdered his wife (theoretically, of course)
Bob Saget and Tom Arnold considered to be "celebrities"
Michael Jackson being mobbed by fans in England
Dogs and cats living together...

If there is a God why doesn't he just send in the grasshoppers and get it over with?

:)

Rich Fader · Post by **Rich Fader** » Sat Nov 18, 2006 12:46 am

mvscal wrote:Nigga gots t'eat, yo.

I have the feeling that Heidi's going to have to explain to Mike that just because it's called "eating pussy" doesn't mean it involves biting and chewing.

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Sat Nov 18, 2006 8:36 am

Two late 80s throwbacks desperately seeking attention. WHy don't they just get Milli Vanilli installed in that brothel and have done with it?

JCT · Post by **JCT** » Sat Nov 18, 2006 1:56 pm

Because one is dead?

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Sat Nov 18, 2006 3:08 pm

And the other is either gay or bi-serious.

BBMarley · Post by **BBMarley** » Sun Nov 19, 2006 12:51 am

Love the thread title...

Rich Fader · Post by **Rich Fader** » Sun Nov 19, 2006 1:37 am

Love the av...

The Assassin · Post by **The Assassin** » Sun Nov 19, 2006 7:12 am

BBMarley wrote:Love the thread title...

WAR Who wrote the book of love? Velvet did!

Gunslinger · Post by **Gunslinger** » Sun Nov 19, 2006 9:05 am

mvscal wrote:Nigga gots t'eat, yo.

Where is your next meal nigga?

He just told you!

JCT · Post by **JCT** » Sun Nov 19, 2006 4:07 pm

I think it's time to kick this now spamming retard to the curb.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 4:21 pm

I agree. I can enjoy his stream-of-semi-consciousness rants, but one more instance of this photo should = gonzo.

FATALFART · Post by **FATALFART** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 11:19 am

http://youtube.com/watch?v=4t16Fvd0sWI

ice t knows about hos