Hell, put me in the same room as Patsy Stone, and a six pack, and I'd have my tongue up her snatch in less than it would take for Van to turn down a lapdance past 9 o'clock.
You gonna dress up like a seat cushion? That's your best bet, considering the proximity of Geddy Lee. Dude is like Frigidity Potion #9.
shit, man...what happened to that dude? Darwin linger over his demise much?
King Crimson wrote:anytime you have a smoke tunnel and it's not Judas Priest in the mid 80's....watch out.
MgoBlue-LightSpecial, lying through his teeth after all he's said about Steve Vai's appearance, wrote:Couldn't tell ya, PSU. I don't debate the looks of men.
Van wrote:Missing Persons opened up for them and they were great
Patrick O'Hearn, Sunset High School reprezentin, yo! First, we give you fools the Run-and-Shoot, then we give you the brains behind Missing Persons.
Actually, Pat's brother Rob was the guy who engineered Dolly Partons comeback in the mid-80's. Both the O'Hearn brothers played for Zappa(with Steve Vai, I believe). Rob was my good buddy's sister's fiance. Good thing she left him for the plumber dork next door, who I believe she's still miserably married to, to this day.
Pursue it further and another thing you'll find
Not only are they deaf and dumb they could be going blind and no one notices
I think I'll dye my hair blue
Pursue it further and another thing you'll find
Not only are they deaf and dumb they could be going blind and no one notices
I think I'll dye my hair blue
Okay, not all white people from the 80's needed to be shot...
Dinsdale wrote:I think she looks like she has potential to be the dirtiest of whores.
Which apperently I'm not alone in that assertion, judging by how much in the way of gems some dude hung on her.
Jess....as you grow older and wiser, you'll realize that any really hot chick sporting that much jewelry is always willing to cheat on her husband. Probably not with you or anything, but she usually will have a wandering eye.
Jess should have hit her with some ultra-smooove line like "hey baby, want me to show you how to make a cream-filled taco?"
I would have.
Don't get me wrong, I would have got slapped...and my buddies would have bought me beers all night for it.
Probably go over about as well as friday night, when I busted out "wow, you're really hot. You should do it with my friend's girlfriend here, and then tell us about it."
She was drunk enough(never met her before, she wasn't with us) that she actually thought I was kinda funny. Because I'm a fucking charmer like that.
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Hell, put me in the same room as Patsy Stone, and a six pack, and I'd have my tongue up her snatch in less than it would take for Van to turn down a lapdance past 9 o'clock.
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:And Fu, trust me, you've got nothing on me. I could listen to Rubben Stoddard and still be infinitely cooler than you. The very fact I exist means I'm cooler than you.
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Which is what separates me from the rest of you message board geeks. The second I get out of bed, I'm still more handsome and charming than the lot of you...to any woman.
I guess we'll have to take your word for it. After all, whenever I think of cool - you're the first person on this board that I think of... in a Anthony Michael Hall circa Sixteen Candles kind of way.
Over/Under on the number of lockers that MgoBlew was stuffed in during high school? I'll start the betting at 8 and take the over. I'm pretty confident that you kept Clearasil and D&D profitable during your heyday.
^^^ Is that the one who just came out of the closet?
Not that anyone would have ever guessed
WacoFan wrote:Flying any airplane that you can hear the radio over the roaring radial engine is just ghey anyway.... Of course, Cirri are the Miata of airplanes..
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Hell, put me in the same room as Patsy Stone, and a six pack, and I'd have my tongue up her snatch in less than it would take for Van to turn down a lapdance past 9 o'clock.
Why you gotta always throw in the "six pack"? :?
Ehh, I wasn't implying anything, or anything. Just threw it in there because it sounded good at the time.
e wrote:just have cnnsi.com post a pic of you in a thick-thighed, pasty belly roll pose
unflattering
No, women have eating disorders because men like you think this is unflattering and makes her look fat.
I agree with patsy here. Thick thighed? belly roll? I'm not seeing it. In fact this chick could stand to gain about 40-50 pounds if it were up to me. Just to beef up the titties and waste, get some more meat/jello in that ass, even add a nice thick roll around her stomach. I'm game for that shit.
