I have 339 pms in my inbox

rozy · Post by **rozy** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 5:02 am

Who wants to see them?

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 5:34 am

Can I have your bike?

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 10:25 am

These are the people who have PMed me in the last .... 278 days.
The 'cool' kids, if you will.

rozy
Jay in Phoenix
88
Qbert
KC Scott
tough love
PSUFAN
Th
Felix
Mister Bushice
velocet
Luther
Radio Fan
Otis
kcdave
orcinus
jossjeff
Sirfindafold
Raydah James
Flawed Logic
Aaron in Tucson
Raider Loco
Jsc810
Sudden Sam
KC Paul 3.0
e
montinelevin

If your name does not appear here you should either off yourself or just STFU.

You're a pathetic loser and you simply don't rate.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 11:11 am

poptart wrote:These are the people who have PMed me in the last .... 278 days.
The 'cool' kids, if you will.

KC Paul 3.0
montinelevin

If your name does not appear here you should either off yourself or just STFU.

You're a pathetic loser and you simply don't rate.

If lovin' you is right, I wanna be wrong.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 12:10 pm

m2ontinelevin PMed me in response to my PMing him.
I don't think he truly loves me.

KC Paul 3.0, on the other hand, PMed me.
I feel his love.

velocet PMed me on July 28 and on August 10.
I'm still looking up verbiage he used.
One day when I know what he said, I'll PM him back.

My new year's resurrection is to not accept ANY PMs -- period !!!!!
If I receive one I'll report it to Rack Fu.
If Fu is gone on assignment I'll report it to Felix, Qbert .... or another m0d or smart person.
Maybe Bushice.
Or W. Wagon.

Feel free to PM me before Jan 1, Smackie.
Love me or not.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 12:31 pm

poptart wrote:m2ontinelevin PMed me in response to my PMing him.

I'm pretty sure I'd never cop to that, even if it were true.

KC Paul 3.0 ...
I feel his love.

I know I'd never plead guilty to that charge.

Feel free to PM me before Jan 1, Smackie.
Love me or not.

Don't hold your breath (but continue holding Paul, if that makes the two of you happy). If I have any sweet nothings to whisper to you, I'll proclaim them loudly and proudly in an open forum.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 2:17 pm

poptart wrote:KC Paul 3.0, on the other hand, PMed me.
I feel his love.

Does that require reaching up under the folds?

rozy · Post by **rozy** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 2:28 pm

From: guess who
To: rozy
Posted: Sun Jan 30, 2005 1:24 pm
Subject: im so fucking pissed
i went o betd early last night and missed all the fights. what happened? did i miss a good one or just ans asskingkn? talkm to me kid rock. ball to the ball. bang te bang ditty. and stuff.

rozy · Post by **rozy** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 2:32 pm

I just got to those where people were begging me to let them into Park Place.

This could get fun...

Quad McWheels · Post by **Quad McWheels** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 3:08 pm

Rozy,

I'm a cripple in a wheelchair and I feel sorry for you.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 3:14 pm

rozy wrote:I just got to those where people were begging me to let them into Park Place.

This could get fun...

Especially the ones from DrDouchetwat.

YD · Post by YD » Tue Nov 28, 2006 4:56 pm

poptart wrote:These are the people who have PMed me in the last .... 278 days.
The 'cool' kids, if you will.

If your name does not appear here you should either off yourself or just STFU.

You're a pathetic loser and you simply don't rate.

wtf. then who did I send all the pron links to?

uh oh

Y2K · Post by **Y2K** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 5:29 pm

[oldskoolreset] If you PM or send E-mails to other posters on this board you' re obviously a complete flaming faggot seething for someone other than Daddy to stuff a cock in your ass. [/oldskoolreset]

JCT · Post by **JCT** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 5:32 pm

Quad McWheels wrote:Rozy,

I'm a cripple in a wheelchair and I feel sorry for you.

Hey, now this is an original troll.

Sin,

Christopher Reeves & Manservant

Louis Cyphre · Post by **Louis Cyphre** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 11:23 pm

poptart wrote:If your name does not appear here you should either off yourself or just STFU.

You're a pathetic loser and you simply don't rate.

But... but... I ran Paul and peter dragon at the same 9:07 CST chat!

And m2 somehows rates? WTF?!?!?

XXXL · Post by **XXXL** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 6:04 am

Boatload.......

Gunslinger · Post by **Gunslinger** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 6:26 am

poptart wrote:These are the people who have PMed me in the last .... 278 days.
The 'cool' kids, if you will.

rozy
Jay in Phoenix
88
Qbert
KC Scott
tough love
PSUFAN
Th
Felix
Mister Bushice
velocet
Luther
Radio Fan
Otis
kcdave
orcinus
jossjeff
Sirfindafold
Raydah James
Flawed Logic
Aaron in Tucson
Raider Loco
Jsc810
Sudden Sam
KC Paul 3.0
e
montinelevin

If your name does not appear here you should either off yourself or just STFU.

You're a pathetic loser and you simply don't rate.

The sheer fucking irony

Gunslinger · Post by **Gunslinger** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 6:27 am

The few times these boards get a female poster, I'd love to see them post their pms.

This would end.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 6:53 am

Gunslinger wrote:The few times these boards get a female poster, I'd love to hook up with her, because I'm a fucking loser, who trolls for chicks on message boards, and I'm really, really disappointed that none of the chicks here will respond to me, even though I have access to a credit card.

NoCal Snowgirl · Post by **NoCal Snowgirl** » Sat Dec 02, 2006 5:18 am

Are you all so bored with life that you are still hanging on to something that allegedly happened over 7 years ago.

Wow, that's a long time. I come and check out this board 7 years later and see the same shit?? lmao, why did I ever post here for so long? Only to watch you silly people twist and turn words and events to your liking.

I hope you all enjoyed dumping on me for so long eerr apparantly still do. Alot has happened in the world since Nocal was here for yall to kick around. There's got to be something new to talk about! Well, I guess one would have to actually go outside at least once a month and step away from the computer and this message board to have something new to talk about, huh. Nevermind, silly me! =P

Happy Holidays!

Love,

Nocal

Rudolph · Post by **Rudolph** » Sat Dec 02, 2006 5:25 am

Show us your clam, you ignorant whore.

Blitzen · Post by **Blitzen** » Sat Dec 02, 2006 5:49 am

NoCal Snowgirl wrote:Something, something, something....twice.

You never heard this from me, NoCal, but I overheard some elves saying that they overheard Santa talking to Baby Jesus about your indescriminate lifestyle. Allegedly the conversation went like this:

Santa – Look, this girl is messed up and I don’t want to contribute one can of herring to her devious lifestyle.

JC – Have some compassion, Nick. She’s a poor mixed up kid.

Santa – YOU have compassion, Christo. I’ve got too many insurance underwriters for that bullshit.

JC – She’s turning her life around this year.

Santa – Yeah? Prove it! The last time I heard that story she sold her five golden rings for a beer…in a tree… in a brothel on 5th avenue. I won’t be duped again.

JC – Look over here she’s even posted it on a message board. Doesn’t that prove that she’s willing to turn from a life of multiple orgasms and Platinum Mastercards?

Santa – Penance on a message board? What’s next? Haircuts by email?

JC – Come on, Nick. Put her back on the nice list.

Santa – Hell no. She gets nothing. If you want to help her so badly, let that stalker guy from the Safeway rape and kill her…TWICE.

JC – Okay maybe you’re right.

Santa – I’m delivering him a pair of black pantyhose, a ball gag, and a 185lb roasting pan this year. Tell your guardian angels to take it from there.

JC – Okay but do one thing for me. When you’re flying over San Francisco, stuff a bible in Nancy Pelosi’s vagina.

Santa – No problem.

JC – See ya next year.

So there ya go, NoCal. Baby Jesus wants you to wear provocative clothing while shopping Safeway for the Christmas dinner this year. And stay away from San Francisco politicians. Rumor has it the word of God is rotting away in their poison vaginas over there.

Rudolph · Post by **Rudolph** » Sat Dec 02, 2006 5:57 am

Bwahahahaha

One the 3rd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, four herpes pock marks, two blackened eyelids, and a note on my wi-i-ind-shield.

Jimmy Medalions · Post by **Jimmy Medalions** » Sat Dec 02, 2006 6:49 am

muwahhaahhaaaaaaa

Gunslinger · Post by **Gunslinger** » Sat Dec 02, 2006 5:05 pm

I'm glad the only time I check this message board is when I'm taking a shit. Because when I ask myself: "What did you just do? And why werent you doing something else?"

I answer myself: "You werent doing anything but taking a shit!"

The fucking lameness of every post on this fucking thread (with the exception of mine) reeks of Old Spice and jerked cock on grandma's afghan rug.

Go pop a pimple you loser fucks.

Gunslinger · Post by **Gunslinger** » Sat Dec 02, 2006 5:21 pm

Rudolph wrote:Bwahahahaha

One the 3rd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, four herpes pock marks, two blackened eyelids, and a note on my wi-i-ind-shield.

Do you keep your password to these trolls held down by a 16 sided die? Clean up your fucking home. I'm tired of having to deliver pizzas to the fattest, breatheist, sweating glob of flesh since the 80's remake of that piece of shit movie, the Blob.

If you would scrub your fucking toilet, the air emissions of fungus in your home would lower to a level where you would remember the passwords to these trolls and wouldnt have to busy your dice.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Sat Dec 02, 2006 6:07 pm

RACK the Reindeer! One of the best parts of the holiday season, and y'all are in rare form this year.

Cumslinky - STFU! You're neither smart, funny, enlightening, nor entertaining. Flush your posts with the rest of what you deposit when reading this board. It all smells the same, and has equal value.

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Sat Dec 02, 2006 6:18 pm

Bwa -

A Snowpig Troll?

Worth digging this up anyway:

Rudolph · Post by **Rudolph** » Sat Dec 02, 2006 11:30 pm

Does anyone ever understand anything this Dumbslinger guy says? The average cockatiel blurps out more intelligible dialogue than this half-ass.

Doesn't this board have an age requirement?

Mississippi Neck · Post by **Mississippi Neck** » Sun Dec 03, 2006 12:35 am

poptart wrote:m2ontinelevin PMed me in response to my PMing him.
I don't think he truly loves me..

Cant get a windchime in Korea?

Gunslinger · Post by **Gunslinger** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 7:21 am

Rudolph wrote:Does anyone ever understand anything this Dumbslinger guy says? The average cockatiel blurps out more intelligible dialogue than this half-ass.

Doesn't this board have an age requirement?

Yeh, its fucking 13.

Which explains your very existence.

Gunslinger · Post by **Gunslinger** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 7:28 am

Rudolph wrote:Bwahahahaha

One the 3rd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, four herpes pock marks, two blackened eyelids, and a note on my wi-i-ind-shield.

What type of fucking math is that?

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me... 6 trolls for reindeer, 2 nics for spamming and one shitty life for me.

Did you even smackcheck that take?

Christ thats the worst made up garbage I have ever fucking seen. I could set my keystrokes on sensitive and shit on my keyboard for a better take.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 7:42 am

Looks like Dungslinger has a team of reindeer that will bury his stupid tard ass starting tomorrow.

Woe to you, fucking sack of shit.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 2:25 pm

I'd love to see them post their pms.

what part of lovebuzz! didn't you understand?

Dancer · Post by **Dancer** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 3:31 pm

Gunslinger wrote:I could set my keystrokes on sensitive and shit on my keyboard for a better take.

That method hasn't worked for you so far. What makes you think it would now?

Rudolph · Post by **Rudolph** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 3:34 pm

What Dumbslinger
brought to school
on show-and-tell

what I wanna be
when I grow up
day.

Gunslinger · Post by **Gunslinger** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 3:34 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:Looks like Dungslinger has a team of reindeer that will bury his stupid tard ass starting tomorrow.

Woe to you, fucking sack of shit.

Try not to kindnap your wife or shoot a rocket launcher into a city sewer on your way home from work tonight, Michael Douglas. Drink some milk and take a good nap on your buddy's couch, slugger.

Gunslinger · Post by **Gunslinger** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 3:38 pm

Rudolph wrote:What Dumbslinger
brought to school
on show-and-tell

what I wanna be
when I grow up
day.

I see you fulfilled your dreams of wearing a Gimpmask and violently jerking your cock while creating namesmack on a message board. "Dumbslinger"?? What's next, Fartslinger?

Gunslinger · Post by **Gunslinger** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 3:42 pm

Dancer wrote:
Gunslinger wrote:I could set my keystrokes on sensitive and shit on my keyboard for a better take.
That method hasn't worked for you so far. What makes you think it would now?

Is this "I know you are, but what am I smack"?

Ok, guess I gotta pull out my trump card for "I know you are, but what am I".

DumbDumbslinger: Yeh, well I figured it would work by watching you do it.

ZING!!

Gunslinger · Post by **Gunslinger** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 3:50 pm

Someone who's only claim to fame is anonymously creating reindeer trolls on a message board that no one gives a shit about, is going to make a statement about life choices? Make a bachelor's program based on that patheticness.

T1B

I have 339 pms in my inbox

I have 339 pms in my inbox

dude

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