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American sport comes to the UK

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The Times on competitive eating. And about fucking time our gluttons got in on the action.
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UK? more like U Gay.

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Four 32oz bowls of Mayonnaise in 8 minutes? Absolutely disgusting “sport”.
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they cant be grubbing that much english people food it is horibel but if this shit keeps up ill be there selling mojo potatos ill make madass coin
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Fancy that, two new little bitches! Would you like to come in my car and look at some puppies, you takeless flecks of shit on the toilet bowl of mediocrity?
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r u a kiddy fucker? for reals cuz i didnt sign up here for that shit and if i did i didnt know i was
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Nishlord wrote:Would you like to come in my car and look at some puppies?
Sounds like a line one would use on little boys. Pederast.
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Says the useless cunt whose posts consist of links to UK news stories... and nothing else.
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nobody important wrote:Sounds like a line one would use on little boys
Well done. You are ever so intelligent. Do you see what I just did, there? Good lad.

I post links to news sites because, like Alexander the Great, I cried when there was nothing left to conquer on this board. I can't even be bothered to start on D-list whelps like you. No fun in it.
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Nishlord wrote:Fancy that, two new little bitches! Would you like to come in my car and look at some puppies, you takeless flecks of shit on the toilet bowl of mediocrity?
You mean there's a toilet bowl of greatness? Neat.
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Nishlord wrote:like Alexander the Great, I cried when there was nothing left to conquer on this board.

Outstanding.
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Nishlord wrote:Fancy that, two new little bitches! Would you like to come in my car and look at some puppies, you takeless flecks of shit on the toilet bowl of mediocrity?
Talking to yourself again ??

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Here's a great American sport the Brits can adopt:

The 200 Meter Floss...

...or...


The Toothbrush Relay.
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Nishlord wrote:The Times on competitive eating. And about fucking time our gluttons got in on the action.

On behalf of Americans who don't endorse that crap, please accept our deepest apology. Nothing sticks it to the poor and hungry around the world like seeing a bunch of fat ass Americans competing over who can eat the most chicken wings without exploding.
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Shoalzie wrote:Nothing sticks it to the poor and hungry around the world like seeing a bunch of fat ass Americans competing over who can eat the most chicken wings without exploding.
Speaking of the third-world downtrodden, it seems like one of those starving 6'3" 90lb Somalian dudes would clean house at one of those eating competitions. If my senses had the displeasure of tasting nothing but worm pies, crushed rock, and kangaroo ticks my entire life, I could easily take down a chicken wing the size of Miss Cowduct's thigh. Or even just Miss Cowduct's thigh...provided I had a some Frank's Red Hot Sauce on hand.
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Nishlord wrote:Do you see what I just did?
Oh... oh.... I know this one!! Expose yourself for the dysfunctional fuck that you really are?

Look chooch, the next time the UK makes an Edisonian breakthrough... like the chew stick, drop us a link. That would be a hoot.
Nishlord wrote:I post links to news sites because, like Alexander the Great, I cried when there was nothing left to conquer on this board.
Easy there, Hans Gruber. You're about as relevant as Sonicare in Westminster. Keep flapping your cocksucker and you'll replace Freddie Mitchell as the most palaverous cunt to enjoy a New England blanket party.
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