You want the Bain. No, you NEED the Bain

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 6:25 pm

http://conradbain.blogspot.com/

Luther · Post by **Luther** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 6:38 pm

You know, I read all of his blogs on that page, and I laughed pretty good. I don't know who's imping as Conrad Bain but he gets a rack.

I even bookmarked him.

Rip City

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 7:09 pm

Check out his archives as well.

Popping a Bainer
Welcome to May!

We've made it through another long winter and, well, look under the blanket here. I've got a boner!

Do you know why I have a boner? Two words: Anne Murray.

Beneath it's snowy mantle cold and clean,
The unborn grass lies waiting for its coat to turn to green.
The snowbird sings the song he always sings,
And speaks to me of flowers that will bloom again in spring.
When I was young my heart was young then, too.
And anything that it would tell me, that's the thing that I would do.
But now I feel such emptiness within,
That all I want to do is kill and kill again until I win!

Spread your tiny wings and fly away,
And take the snow back with you where it came from on that day.
The one I love forever is untrue,
And if I could you know that I would beat you black and blue.

They just don't write them like that anymore.

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 7:48 pm

I pretty much laughed out loud at this one. Nice find on this site B,and nice work for whoever it belongs to!

Long live the Bain!

Tinky Winky syndrome

Why is there always some fat kid playing in the kiddie pool?

I stayed at the Hyatt in San Francisco recently during filming of the upcoming TV movie, Holy Whoppers: The Adrienne Barbeau Story, and spent some time relaxing by the pool. The pool area included a kiddie wading pool. All of the children there were around three to five years of age, except for one... a morbidly obese future-casualty of Generation Biggie Size It who was at least ten years older than appropriate. It made me sick, this fat kid running around with his big, flabby man tits, laughing and chasing the terrified children. He already had hair under his arms. Somewhere, Blues Traveler was missing their harmonica player.

I decided to act. I walked over to the pool and introduced myself to him as the manager of the hotel. Being a professional thespian, I was quite convincing in the role, I believe, approaching the lad with precisely the firm yet fatherly manner with which a manager in the hospitality industry would himself comport.

"Get out of my fucking pool, Tubbo. No fatsos allowed!"

Tinky Winky ran from the pool, crying.

"Go back to the zoo!" I hollered after him. "Soooey! Pigpigpigpig!"

I guess I just really don't like children.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 9:36 pm

Jay in Phoenix wrote:I pretty much laughed out loud at this one. Nice find on this site B,and nice work for whoever it belongs to!

Long live the Bain!

The Bain is a former SCI poster. So is the Hater for that matter. And Peirre LePud

Three of the most entertaining blogs on the Interwebs.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 9:49 pm

BSmack wrote:
Jay in Phoenix wrote:I pretty much laughed out loud at this one. Nice find on this site B,and nice work for whoever it belongs to!

Long live the Bain!
The Bain is a former SCI poster. So is the Hater for that matter. And Peirre LePud

Three of the most entertaining blogs on the Interwebs.

I assume Hater is Mr. Tibbs. Who is Bain? And Pierre LePud, that can't be Dave in Denver?

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 10:01 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:I assume Hater is Mr. Tibbs. Who is Bain? And Pierre LePud, that can't be Dave in Denver?

I can't remember what Hater posted as on SCI. He just goes by NFL Adam on the blog.

If my memory is correct, the Bain is Fabio.

As for Pierre, that would be none other than yporg.

Tibbs has been MIA for years.

[The MFing Bish]Oh you just had to be there. Back in the glory days of smack. When giants roamed the Interwebs.[/The MFing Bish]

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 10:14 pm

Porgy? No fucking shit. I remember when Porgy used to post as Nation of Cheese on Smack Chat. Dude could be damn funny. Then he hooked up with Dave in Denver on some sort of lingerie-worshipping site, and cried like a little girl when HØNKSVILLE came to visit. I see that pussy had a forum at his blog site, but he he had to shut it down due to "visitors".

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 10:20 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:Porgy? No fucking shit. I remember when Porgy used to post as Nation of Cheese on Smack Chat. Dude could be damn funny. Then he hooked up with Dave in Denver on some sort of lingerie-worshipping site, and cried like a little girl when HØNKSVILLE came to visit. I see that pussy had a forum at his blog site, but he he had to shut it down due to "visitors".

I just checked, and the Divealanche blog has commenting enabled. However, it's disabled for anonymous users. So you have to take the time to create a Blogger account if you want to comment.