i'm gonna fuckin party it up this weekend

[Douchebag]

HOLLA!

My bro craig is having a party on Saturday and I’m going to get JACKED UP! His sister is really fu cking hot and I’m going to do lines out of her asshole. I’m going to drink maddog and probably crash in the kiddie pool out back after jacking my dick to pictures of craig’s mom. His mom is fucking fat but she has tits like the grand canyon. Me, mick, j-man, big ben, crow, and BIG D are going to smoke the pot for the first time. We’re going to roll it up like a ciagarette and smoke it in craig’s basement. he said he has a duehumidifer so the smell won't get out and hte neighbors won't call the cops. we're fuckin straight. I plan on blowing the smoke in craig’s dog’s vagina just to see what will happen. We’re also getting like two fucking kegs of natty ice and we’re just gonna fuckin party FUCK YEAH!!! Swift is gonna be there. Swift is a fuckin prick though. He shops at amerfican eagle and thinks he’s the fuckin shit with his crew neck t shirts and his black sandals and faded jeans. What a fucking homo. if he drinks the natty without paying the 6 bucks I’m going to destroy him. I will plow my fist into his fucking sternum and take him out right there.

[Mister Bushice]

His mom is fucking fat but she has tits like the grand canyon.

concave?

[Rudolph]

Capitalize your C, Cuntshice, and then scram back to your poli-sci Mclaughlin Gack forum dealie place.

Your next fun take will be your first, asshead.

[Plato]

Rudy,
I thought we weren't picking on retards this year?
Guess I missed the memo on that. Of course it really opens the possibilities up in this bitch.

[Dasher]

concave?

No need to bring your wife's cooter into this.

[Justa Heel]

HOLLA!

My bro craig is having a party on Saturday and I’m going to get JACKED UP! His sister is really fu cking hot and I’m going to do lines out of her asshole. I’m going to drink maddog and probably crash in the kiddie pool out back after jacking my dick to pictures of craig’s mom. His mom is fucking fat but she has tits like the grand canyon. Me, mick, j-man, big ben, crow, and BIG D are going to smoke the pot for the first time. We’re going to roll it up like a ciagarette and smoke it in craig’s basement. he said he has a duehumidifer so the smell won't get out and hte neighbors won't call the cops. we're fuckin straight. I plan on blowing the smoke in craig’s dog’s vagina just to see what will happen. We’re also getting like two fucking kegs of natty ice and we’re just gonna fuckin party FUCK YEAH!!! Swift is gonna be there. Swift is a fuckin prick though. He shops at amerfican eagle and thinks he’s the fuckin shit with his crew neck t shirts and his black sandals and faded jeans. What a fucking homo. if he drinks the natty without paying the 6 bucks I’m going to destroy him. I will plow my fist into his fucking sternum and take him out right there.

Like the troll but I don't know if I'm buying the avatar.

[Dasher]

Like the troll but I don't know if I'm buying the avatar.

The people around here give a flying fuck as to what you like and dislike? Good to know, dork.

[Rudolph]

I think Mistard Bushice is like the Babe Ruth of retards, Plato. .......absent ever scoring any trim, of course.

It's cool if we bat his dumb ass around the yard some.

[Prancer]

HOLLA!
....

Like the troll but I don't know if I'm buying the avatar.

Wrong. Totally wrong. The troll sucks. It's a bad imitation of the opinion columns from The Onion. It's an abortion of a troll, but the owner thinks that if he posts enough times with it, some mouth breather like you will justify it with a pity comment.

[Cuda]

concave?

cooter .

I don't even KNOW his wife