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Rudolph · Post by **Rudolph** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 3:51 pm

It's not like a quadruple post is a tell-tale sign that a board loser is melting or anything. bwahahahaha

Board loser.

Let that soak in, Bunswiller.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Tue Dec 05, 2006 3:57 pm

Gunslinger wrote:Did you even smackcheck that take?

Funny stuff. Coming from you, that is. In the NFL Forum there's a top 5/botton 5 thread.

I think you'd be hard pressed to find one person who wouldn't place you in their bottom 5 worst posters. Maybe, just maybe... you're a horrible fucking poster. Seriously. I haven't responded to a post of yours in years and you'll probably have to wait until next decade for the next one. Everyone here thinks you suck. You do suck. Think about it.

Plato · Post by **Plato** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 3:58 pm

Gunslinger wrote:Someone who's only claim to fame is anonymously creating reindeer trolls on a message board that...

Yet that one simple accomplishment eclipses your entire lifes successes. How pathetic it is to be you. Melt for us board loser, melt.

Dasher · Post by **Dasher** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 5:16 pm

[img]http://newfunpages.com/images/images3/people/pizza_delivery_guy_lg_nwm.gif[/img] wrote:life choices?

You picked a good one there, w-igger. Does the thick crust kick your ass too or do the breadsticks do the most damage?

Here's a 5, give me back 4 ones and a quarter, Vanilla.

Gunslinger · Post by **Gunslinger** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 12:44 am

Dasher wrote:
[img]http://newfunpages.com/images/images3/people/pizza_delivery_guy_lg_nwm.gif[/img] wrote:life choices?
You picked a good one there, w-igger. Does the thick crust kick your ass too or do the breadsticks do the most damage?

Here's a 5, give me back 4 ones and a quarter, Vanilla.

Is this the most wonderful time of the year for you? The time to polish off your pecker, while polishing off your reindeer trolls? I bet July is the toughest for you. All trapped in your home all alone, just an inch away from ending your pathetic existense. Good thing you store your reindeer troll passwords next to the shotgun. That one fleeting memory, reminds you that you will be smack champ.

Good for you, good for you.

Do you honestly think these are insults? I'm a grown man with a career now and youre stuck to some chat board thats long gone and only you and your pathetic ilk stick around. The days where you could create that perfect troll to get someone all riled up and pissed are over. I did it when I was young and immature. You did it as a grown fucking man.

You are stuck in the fucking 90's a sad memory of a time that no longer exists.

Could you people shut this place down and call it quits? EVERY! old poster comes by from time to time, not to reminesce, but to see if you lameasses are still at it. Even NOCAL came by for this thread.

I use to do it all the time also. I cant believe you shit heads still havent hit pubery and moved the fuck on from the Jim Rome days. Talk about a hobby that you should have been cut off of like a bad coke habit.

I'm sure all the chatters from back in the day come in from time to time and look at this board and shake their heads in embarrasment. You were the fags to lame to go to the trollstops and to lame to let go. The only reason you give up anymore is if you end up like Domelopper and afraid of the internet embarrasment you could become if you showed your face on the net after being on television being forced to take a sink bath. When you mongoloids actually come out of your cave and show yourselves you are looked down upon in shame.

I'll by you all plane tickets to Ohare if you want, that'll end this place.

Gunslinger · Post by **Gunslinger** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 12:45 am

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:
Gunslinger wrote:Did you even smackcheck that take?
Funny stuff. Coming from you, that is. In the NFL Forum there's a top 5/botton 5 thread.

I think you'd be hard pressed to find one person who wouldn't place you in their bottom 5 worst posters. Maybe, just maybe... you're a horrible fucking poster. Seriously. I haven't responded to a post of yours in years and you'll probably have to wait until next decade for the next one. Everyone here thinks you suck. You do suck. Think about it.

Like i give a fuck

Rudolph · Post by **Rudolph** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 1:37 am

Dumbslinger wrote:I'm a grown man with a career now.

I cant believe you shit heads still havent hit pubery......

Pubery? You mean, pu-ber-ty? In your estimation, is that when one becomes a grown man? That explains a lot. bwahahaha

Hey tard, growing out of your X-Men PJ's isn't exactly the "coming of age" moment that's you've diagnosed it to be.

Wrap your lips around the exhaust pipe of your pizzazza delivery rig and become a real man, mmmkay?

Dasher · Post by **Dasher** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 1:59 am

Gunslinger wrote:I'm a grown man with a career now

No, you're a pathetic manchild with another odd job. Bro, you meet with "clients" in jeans and a sweater. Your company has brainwashed you to make you feel important. Tell me, do you log onto your company-provided "national wireless internet" to throw your temper tantrums here?

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 2:09 am

Atomic Punk wrote:Woe to you, fucking sack of shit.

RACK

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 2:12 am

Gunslinger wrote:youre stuck to some chat board thats long gone and only you and your pathetic ilk stick around.

Uhm...tard....you post here almost every day.

Even NOCAL came by for this thread.

Uhm...tard...no, she didn't.

And anyone who didn't see through this, and anyone who doesn't know exactly who posted as NoCal, go ahead and put yourself on the tard list, as well.

I'll by you all plane tickets to Ohare if you want, that'll end this place.

The wet moose walks backwards after midnight?

Blitzen · Post by **Blitzen** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 3:14 am

Gunslinger wrote: I'll by you all plane tickets to Ohare if you want

Are you calling me out in real life, dickwringer?

Well that's rich. Be sure and bring your dad with you so he can tell me I'm a bad quadraped for making his lil' slinger cry on the friggin' internet.

You'll recognize me right off. I'll be the one wearing fur and antlers. We can go out for lunch at the golf course and then I'll stomp you both into one of those vacuum assisted toilets and flush your crusty arses into the ocean. The spiders of the sea can eat you while you gurgle incoherencies at them. Your mental output means about as much sense under water as it does from a keyboard so you'll be in good company. I hear crabs eat the eyes first which will be a blessing for your father. At last he won't have to see what a failure you are.

Cheers. See you soon.

Gunslinger · Post by **Gunslinger** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 3:29 am

Rudolph wrote:
Dumbslinger wrote:I'm a grown man with a career now.

I cant believe you shit heads still havent hit pubery......
Pubery? You mean, pu-ber-ty? In your estimation, is that when one becomes a grown man? That explains a lot. bwahahaha
Hey tard, growing out of your X-Men PJ's isn't exactly the "coming of age" moment that's you've diagnosed it to be.

Wrap your lips around the exhaust pipe of your pizzazza delivery rig and become a real man, mmmkay?

Internet Scavenger Hunt Checklist:

1. I know you are but what am I: check
2. Meltdown smack: check
3. Redundant smack past its time: check
4. Uncreative insults like "sack of shit": check
5. Insults based on things that arent relevant to you: check
6. Multiple trolls by the same person: check
7. "Bwahahahaha" :check

Thanks, you filled my list. I knew where to go to get the same repetitive garbage for my checklist.

Douchebag · Post by **Douchebag** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 3:35 am

Gunslinger wrote:I'll by you all plane tickets to Ohare if you want, that'll end this place.

Sign me up, you sackless fucking pussy. I will be there. let's fucking do this shit.

Gunslinger · Post by **Gunslinger** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 3:40 am

Dasher wrote:
Gunslinger wrote:I'm a grown man with a career now
No, you're a pathetic manchild with another odd job. Bro, you meet with "clients" in jeans and a sweater. Your company has brainwashed you to make you feel important. Tell me, do you log onto your company-provided "national wireless internet" to throw your temper tantrums here?

Way to give up your troll, faggot. And no, I have a wirless router and I'm at home.

Gunslinger · Post by **Gunslinger** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 3:42 am

Blitzen wrote:
Gunslinger wrote: I'll by you all plane tickets to Ohare if you want
Are you calling me out in real life, dickwringer?

Domelopper was told to take a sink shower in OHare airport. This board has the fucking reading comprehension skills of a mushroom growing out of a pile of cows shit.

I wouldnt need to physically threaten anyone on this board. You all know your protected by this shield of anonymonity, thats why you keep up this pathetic game.

Dasher · Post by **Dasher** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 3:47 am

Gunslinger wrote:And no, I have a wirless router and I'm at home.

wirless? Is that like scrrrd? Sorry DoughSlinger, I don't have a w.igger-to-reindeer dictionary handy.

PrimeX · Post by **PrimeX** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 3:48 am

Gunslinger wrote:
Dasher wrote:
Gunslinger wrote:I'm a grown man with a career now
No, you're a pathetic manchild with another odd job. Bro, you meet with "clients" in jeans and a sweater. Your company has brainwashed you to make you feel important. Tell me, do you log onto your company-provided "national wireless internet" to throw your temper tantrums here?
Way to give up your troll, faggot. And no, I have a wirless router and I'm at home.

Rack!!!

The weak ass "deer" have outed themselves time and time again. 'Bout time someone bucked up.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 4:07 am

Dunslinger wrote: 2. Meltdown smack: check

Yep, pretty much. I think your presence is desired in Luther's thread you worthless fucking pile of shit.

Blitzen · Post by **Blitzen** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 4:10 am

Gunslinger wrote: Domelopper was told to take a sink shower in OHare airport. This board has the fucking reading comprehension skills of a mushroom growing out of a pile of cows shit.

I don't want you to explain your posts. I want to understand them within the context of their content. There is no way anyone can objectively read what you wrote and come up with what you allegedly meant. Immediately prior to the O'Hare comment you post an entire paragraph about troll stops and ridicule those who did not attend. Then you offer everyone a ticket to Chicago and conclude with the threat that it'll "end this place." Sounds pretty clear to me.

In conclusion it's not the board's reading comprehension skills that need an overhaul. It's your writing skills. I'm typing with hooves on an enormous keyboard for crying out loud and I'm making 1000 times more sense than you.

You all know your protected by this shield of anonymonity, thats why you keep up this pathetic game.

It's only a game if you play it and you're right. You're not playing. You're getting played like an organ during Christmas Mass.

Gunslinger=biggest douche ever

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 4:34 am

PrimeX wrote:The weak ass "deer" have outed themselves time and time again.

And most of them seem to have outed themselves as me.

Catch is, I'd have to be logging in and out awwwwfullllly quickly to be pulling that off, no?

We've had the italics, we've had the ~~crossed off words thingy~~, we've had the grossly overused ellipsis...

...we've seen it all.

Pretty clever, these reindeer.

Gunslinger · Post by **Gunslinger** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 4:53 am

Dinsdale wrote:
PrimeX wrote:The weak ass "deer" have outed themselves time and time again.

And most of them seem to have outed themselves as me.

Catch is, I'd have to be logging in and out awwwwfullllly quickly to be pulling that off, no?

We've had the italics, we've had the ~~crossed off words thingy~~, we've had the grossly overused ellipsis...

...we've seen it all.

Pretty clever, these reindeer.

You know what. Who fucking said I was talking about you, yet you come in here and state its not you. I mentioned no one shit for fucking brains and he racked no one and accused no one. Yet here comes dippety dipshit to state how it sounds like him, yet its not him.

Fucking worthless. This is exactly why you all fucking suck. I throw around insults blindly to insult all of you, but you are the one I'm truly rooting out.

Fucking outstanding.

Gunslinger · Post by **Gunslinger** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 4:59 am

Blitzen wrote:
Gunslinger wrote: Domelopper was told to take a sink shower in OHare airport. This board has the fucking reading comprehension skills of a mushroom growing out of a pile of cows shit.
I don't want you to explain your posts. I want to understand them within the context of their content. There is no way anyone can objectively read what you wrote and come up with what you allegedly meant. Immediately prior to the O'Hare comment you post an entire paragraph about troll stops and ridicule those who did not attend. Then you offer everyone a ticket to Chicago and conclude with the threat that it'll "end this place." Sounds pretty clear to me.

In conclusion it's not the board's reading comprehension skills that need an overhaul. It's your writing skills. I'm typing with hooves on an enormous keyboard for crying out loud and I'm making 1000 times more sense than you.

You all know your protected by this shield of anonymonity, thats why you keep up this pathetic game.
It's only a game if you play it and you're right. You're not playing. You're getting played like an organ during Christmas Mass.

Gunslinger=biggest douche ever

Yeh, it sounds pretty clear that someone like me is beyond your 13yr old reading comprehension. I dont make Excel spreadsheets on posters and never smack on shit I dont know about. Fucking read up douche bag when you give your mvscal references, because you have absolutely no fucking clue as to where that came from and why I think you look like you are fucking retarded for bringing it up. Every supposed "life" smack on this board ever said about me has never touched a nerve. Pizza boy. You kidding me?

"So why the many posts to us Dumbdumbslinger?" I feel like insulting you, because I know the amount of years you worthless asshats have spent insulting others based on personal info you know about their personal life. You fucks have sent mail to posters, you fucks have called posters, you fucks have called up work places etc etc etc.

I just felt the need to remind you of this.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 5:03 am

Gunslinger wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:
PrimeX wrote:The weak ass "deer" have outed themselves time and time again.

And most of them seem to have outed themselves as me.

Catch is, I'd have to be logging in and out awwwwfullllly quickly to be pulling that off, no?

We've had the italics, we've had the ~~crossed off words thingy~~, we've had the grossly overused ellipsis...

...we've seen it all.

Pretty clever, these reindeer.

OK, retard...how's about you do me one little favor?

Look over the post I quoted.

Now, does the original quote I responded to look like "Gunslinger" to you?

Or does it look more like "PrimeX"?

Think hard now -- I know that's not one of your better subjects...thinking...but I have confidence in you.

And if you could see my PM box lately, you'd feel pretty fucking stupid right now. Let's try that "thinking" thing again, shall we?

Now, do you suppose I just pulled that "everyone thinks most of these reindeer posts are me" completely out of thin air, or do you think(pardon the exaggeration) that maybe there was a reason I posted that?

Think HARD now.

And your "smack" might be a little more effective if you punctuated it at maybe a third-grade level, which might lead to people possibly understanding what the fuck you're babbling about.

How the fuck do you even fill out a job application with such piss-poor communication skills, Mr Career Guy?

Gunslinger · Post by **Gunslinger** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 5:04 am

Dasher wrote:
Gunslinger wrote:And no, I have a wirless router and I'm at home.
wirless? Is that like scrrrd? Sorry DoughSlinger, I don't have a w.igger-to-reindeer dictionary handy.

8. Spelling Smack: check

Pretty soon I'll have the hot dog in the tail pipe quest and be done with this scavenger hunt. Ooo.... cookies!!

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 5:07 am

Gunslinger wrote: Yeh, it sounds pretty clear that someone like me is beyond your 13yr old reading comprehension. I dont make Excel spreadsheets on posters and never smack on shit I dont know about. Fucking read up douche bag when you give your mvscal references, because you have absolutely no fucking clue as to where that came from and why I think you look like you are fucking retarded for bringing it up. Every supposed "life" smack on this board ever said about me has never touched a nerve. Pizza boy. You kidding me?

Possibly the worst example of KYOA I've ever seen on these boards.

Gunslinger · Post by **Gunslinger** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 5:07 am

Dinsdale wrote:
Gunslinger wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:
And most of them seem to have outed themselves as me.

Catch is, I'd have to be logging in and out awwwwfullllly quickly to be pulling that off, no?

We've had the italics, we've had the ~~crossed off words thingy~~, we've had the grossly overused ellipsis...

...we've seen it all.

Pretty clever, these reindeer.

OK, reatard...how's about you do me one little favor?

How the fuck do you even fill out a job application with such piss-poor communication skills, Mr Career Guy?

This is why you stay away from grammar smack.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 5:09 am

Gunslinger wrote: Yeh, it sounds pretty clear that someone like me is beyond your 13yr old reading comprehension.

Gunslinger wrote:8. Spelling Smack: check

Oh my goodness.

The hits just keep coming.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 5:10 am

Really? Do you know the difference between a grammatical error and a typo?

HA! Just kidding. Of course you don't.

Does it still "sound" like someone has poor reading comprehension?

Gunslinger · Post by **Gunslinger** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 5:10 am

Dinsdale wrote:
Gunslinger wrote: Yeh, it sounds pretty clear that someone like me is beyond your 13yr old reading comprehension.

Gunslinger wrote:8. Spelling Smack: check

Oh my goodness.

The hits just keep coming.

Oh, oh fucking excellent

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Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 5:12 am

Gunslinger wrote: This is why you stay away from grammar smack.

Gunslinger wrote: 8. Spelling Smack: check

Now, you've got me really curious, so I must beg another favor of you --

Would you be so kind as to let me know when you think this is starting to go well for you?

TIA

Gunslinger · Post by **Gunslinger** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 5:14 am

Dinsdale wrote:Really? Do you know the difference between a grammatical error and a typo?

HA! Just kidding. Of course you don't.

Does it still "sound" like someone has poor reading comprehension?

I'm sorry I forgot another fuck up of yours.

OK, reatard...how's about you do me one little favor?

Dasher · Post by **Dasher** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 5:16 am

Gunslinger wrote:8. Spelling Smack: check

Which you'll have to get used to, Doughslinger, as long as you're tossing around comprehension smack. See, it isn't a good idea to insult the other guy's intelligence when you have no clue how to utilize the english language. This year, I'll make sure the Big Guy drops you off a book or two. You should start off simple, with say, The Very Hungry Caterpillar, and work your way on up.

Gunslinger · Post by **Gunslinger** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 5:16 am

Dinsdale wrote:
Gunslinger wrote: This is why you stay away from grammar smack.

Gunslinger wrote: 8. Spelling Smack: check

Now, you've got me really curious, so I must beg another favor of you --

Would you be so kind as to let me know when you think this is starting to go well for you?

TIA

Don't beg.

Gunslinger · Post by **Gunslinger** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 5:21 am

Dasher wrote:
Gunslinger wrote:8. Spelling Smack: check
Which you'll have to get used to, Doughslinger, as long as you're tossing around comprehension smack. See, it isn't a good idea to insult the other guy's intelligence when you have no clue how to utilize the english language. This year, I'll make sure the Big Guy drops you off a book or two. You should start off simple, with say, The Very Hungry Caterpillar, and work your way on up.

You dont begin a sentence with "see" you fucking moron. Is this how pathetic your reindeer games are? Can only an English Professor be the ring that rules them all?

Put on your frodo helmets and start sucking cock, cuz the whole entire internet gives a fuck about the suck and fuck fest that is the oneboard over in its little hallowed out existence where only the fucking limp wristed zygotes to scared to go out into the real world, sit and jerk their cocks over the humorless degrading insults they fly at each other on a day to day basis.

Rudolph · Post by **Rudolph** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 5:28 am

If Dumbslinger can't help but suck you'd think he'd understand that sucking within just one post would be much better for his board cred. ..like yo!!

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 5:29 am

Shihead, how much of that daily case of Budweiser do you have remaining? Don't deny it either because NoCal said you drank a case of that shit daily. Who's to say you've changed your ways?

Gunslinger · Post by **Gunslinger** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 5:31 am

Rudolph wrote:If Dumbslinger can't help but suck you'd think he'd understand that sucking within just one post would be much better for his board cred. ..like yo!!

What the fuck is this?

I've read it several times and after the 5th or 6th I believe youre referring to me sucking your cock.

How the fuck is asking me to suck your cock an insult to me?

Gunslinger · Post by **Gunslinger** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 5:32 am

Atomic Punk wrote:Shihead, how much of that daily case of Budweiser do you have remaining? Don't deny it either because NoCal said you drank a case of that shit daily. Who's to say you've changed your ways?

Why you want to come sleep on my couch and sift through my fridge?

Rudolph · Post by **Rudolph** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 5:40 am

Gunslinger wrote:I've read it several times and after the 5th or 6th I believe youre referring to me sucking your cock.

How the fuck is asking me to suck your cock an insult to me?

You want to suck our cocks?

We can talk.

Blitzen · Post by **Blitzen** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 4:46 pm

Gunslinger, you keep complaining about the smack being thrown around in a Smack forum. You do know it's a smack board, right? This isn't the Quilting for Sick Children or the Prayers for the Troops bulletin board. This is a smack forum and it is labeled as such. Do you also bitch when McDonalds serves you McDonalds' food?