Horrible Christmas/Winter Solstice/Kwanzaa/Hanukkah Songs

Blitzen · Post by **Blitzen** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 2:49 am

I can't believe some of the horrible tripe you southerners pass off as Christmas music.

I'm cool with a lot of what comes out of you Christians. Nice balance of Christ-centered and Santa-based music but good hell what is this Christmas Shoes crap? Some kid brings a sack of pennies into a store to buy his dying slut mother some slippers to wear in her frickin' coffin? Then he doesn't have enough money so the kid panhandles right there in the store and takes these shoes home because the kid thinks that a. His mom is going to heaven, b. Spirits wear shoes, and c. Jesus gives a flying pig turd what shoes some dead welfare case was wearing when she finally did the world a favor and exited it. It doesn't matter what version of Christianity you ascribe to you don't have a materialistic God. That concept does not exist in Christianity.

The sap is in this song is thick enough to clog an auger. I know it clogs my esophagus with vomit every time I hear it.

What song makes your blood boil this time of year?

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 2:50 am

"Silent Night" ??

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 2:55 am

Wolfman wrote:"Silent Night" ??

This isn't Jeopardy. No need to answer in the form of a question.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed Dec 06, 2006 2:56 am

Wolfman wrote:"Silent Night" ??

Please, have at it.

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 2:59 am

crap-- (sorry Alex)
"what is Silent Night" ??

Blitzen · Post by **Blitzen** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 3:22 am

Silent Night was okay until they translated it into English. Why do the english have to co-opt everything? Arrogant a-holes.

English is a watered down version of a whole bunch of other languages so when you take something in German, Latin, Dutch, etc and translate it into English all you're doing is depurifying it.

As the good book says give unto Caesar that which is Caesar's. Therefore leave unto the Krauts that which is krautish.

** exception #1 - Translate songs into English in favor of allowing Amy Grant and Randy Travis to write one more friggin' Christmas song.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 3:43 pm

Jingle Bell Rock.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 4:10 pm

Wolfman wrote:"Silent Night" ??

It's got a good melody and you can get your freak on to it. It give it an 8.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 4:54 pm

Reindeer got run over by a grandma.

Oh no wait, I liked that one.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 5:00 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:Jingle Bell Rock.

RACK Home Alone

KatMode · Post by **KatMode** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 5:06 pm

Please Daddy (Don't Get Drunk This Christmas)
-Alan Jackson

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 10:30 pm

Blitzen wrote:Silent Night was okay until they translated it into English. Why do the english have to co-opt everything? Arrogant a-holes.

English is a watered down version of a whole bunch of other languages so when you take something in German, Latin, Dutch, etc and translate it into English all you're doing is depurifying it.

As the good book says give unto Caesar that which is Caesar's. Therefore leave unto the Krauts that which is krautish.

** exception #1 - Translate songs into English in favor of allowing Amy Grant and Randy Travis to write one more friggin' Christmas song.

You forgot Alan Jackson