Who do you tip at Christmas.

WolverineSteve · Post by **WolverineSteve** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 2:14 am

and how much?

Mailman, paperboy, lawn service guys, garbage men.

Who are you supposed to break off a little something to during the holidays?

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 2:17 am

What the fuck, are you going to tip everybody your wife blows?

You can mail mine to me, btw

WolverineSteve · Post by **WolverineSteve** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 2:25 am

^^lame and weak.

Wouldn't expect you to have an answer, loser.

Mississippi Neck · Post by **Mississippi Neck** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 2:29 am

Steve,

I've never tipped any of those you mentioned.

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 2:34 am

"paper boy"--- errr news delivery guy
(for obvious reasons if you read this board)
I'm my own yard/lawn and pool guy--
and I'll be damned if I tip any gubmint worker
like postal and trash collectors !!

BarFlie · Post by **BarFlie** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 3:07 am

I do not tip or donate to anything during the holiday season except for someone giving good service at a bar or during a meal.
I do use up those address lables from St. Jude, Unicef, etc, etc tho. They are gifts after all. :)

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Dec 07, 2006 3:27 am

BarFlie wrote:I do not tip or donate to anything during the holiday season except for someone giving good service at a bar or during a meal.

Wow, that must make you feel real warm and fuzzy inside.

The rest of society does that all year round.

BarFlie · Post by **BarFlie** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 3:44 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
BarFlie wrote:I do not tip or donate to anything during the holiday season except for someone giving good service at a bar or during a meal.
Wow, that must make you feel real warm and fuzzy inside.

The rest of society does that all year round.

I don't think I ever feel warm and fuzzy inside but I do treat the holidays for what they are, which is just another day... kinda like the rest of society.

kcdave · Post by **kcdave** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 4:53 am

When in the fuck did anyone with a job ever see the postman or the garbage collectors? Also, who the fuck was ever up early enough in the am to see the paperman? For that matter, who the fuck still takes the paper?

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 5:05 am

kcdave wrote:For that matter, who the fuck still takes the paper?

Moi.

Are you kidding me dave?

If you don't subscribe to the KC Star, you're un-american. Except on consecuitive days when both the Chiefs and Mizzou have lost, then I just want to drive over it and forget the pain... but I don't.

Nothing like a good old fashioned newspaper to read whilst taking a crap.

Dancer · Post by **Dancer** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 5:44 am

War Wagon wrote:Nothing like a good old fashioned newspaper to read whilst taking a crap.

^^Squatter^^

You haven't shat until you've shat at light speed and trust me, you want to be toward the front of the team when we have to pull that sleigh after getting ahold of some bad oats. One year, the old fat man had to install one of those huge buffet-style sneeze guards on his rig to deflect all the reindeer runs. Prancer had to be shaved clean just to get rid of all the cling-ons.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 7:07 am

The Reindeers are full of shit? No effing way.

Rudolph · Post by **Rudolph** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 7:25 am

Wank Wagon still takes the newspaper? Who knew? bwahahahaha

Let me guess? You also like to tie on your favorite red "Loverboy" bandana and then sit down and hum "I'm too sexy for my shirt" while wiping at your ass with a good ol' fashioned corn cob?

Life, get in the game.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 11:43 am

Wolfman wrote:"paper boy"--- errr news delivery guy
(for obvious reasons if you read this board)
I'm my own yard/lawn and pool guy--
and I'll be damned if I tip any gubmint worker
like postal and trash collectors !!

No love for your still employed bretheren from a retired gubmint hack?

Shocking.

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 1:01 pm

Holiday tipping tips from CNN 2003.

I tip the paper man

and we give the mail man porno magazines to read.

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 1:03 pm

the only tip I ever got was--
"get out of teaching" !!

MuchoBulls · Post by **MuchoBulls** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 2:01 pm

When I delivered the paper I used to get a good deal of tip money at this time of the year.

Now they have these people driving around and just throwing the paper out of their car. When the bill is mailed there is a seperate area for a tip.

420 · Post by **420** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 2:06 pm

WolverineSteve wrote:and how much?

Mailman, paperboy, lawn service guys, garbage men.

Who are you supposed to break off a little something to during the holidays?

If you have to ask... you haven't been there.

Just make sure my mail gets here on time, my paper makes it to the lobby, my loser suburban friend's lawns are mowed, and you pick up the garbage on time.

Once you get that done.

I'll let you know.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 2:25 pm

2ool, do you set up a code chime tone?

Ding DANG ding...mailman delivering KY vats

Dong...Dong...Dong...pimply miscreant arriving for sodomy hour

Dingy Dong Dingy...HS football buddy arriving for some spirited Yarmulke Frisbee

Prancer · Post by **Prancer** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 3:54 pm

I tipped Rudolph's girlfriend in the storage barn at the Christmas party this year. It's all I could fit in.

Plato · Post by **Plato** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 4:08 pm

Prancer wrote:I tipped Rudolph's girlfriend in the storage barn at the Christmas party this year. It's all I could fit in.

I'll let you in a little secret, most of us nailed her as well (blitzen had whiskey dick), how do you think you were able to fit in?

Headhunter · Post by **Headhunter** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 4:23 pm

I tip the one legged waitress at IHOP. I think her name is Eileen or something.

Donder · Post by **Donder** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 4:27 pm

Headhunter wrote:I tip the one legged waitress at IHOP. I think her name is Eileen or something.

Give HH back his nic, Cuda.

Dasher · Post by **Dasher** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 4:27 pm

I always tip War Wagons mom. Can't wait till she loses that last tooth.

Comet · Post by **Comet** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 4:42 pm

$20 for Larry the stable boy.
$30 for my BALCO rep.
Cold nose in the white whiskers for Mrs. Clawwws. Rawwr.
1/4 barrel of Little Kings for the elves.

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 5:01 pm

When I was a paperboy, I used to ride my bike through the fooken snow with two baskets full of newspapers and a 70-pound sling around my neck. I walked the papers up to people's doors and for the old folks, I pinched the paper up high in the screen door so they didn't even have to bend down to get it.

I also had to collect -- 70 houses every damn month.

The old folks and stuggling middle income types always gave me tips, be it money, gift certificates, food, etc.

The prick doctors, lawyers, and university professors never gave me a dime.

If you have a real life honest-to-goodness paperboy and you don't tip, you're an asshole.

If you have a Messican who rides around in a car and throws your paper in the bushes, well then that's a different story.

As for postal workers, we've got windchills of about -15 today here in the Twin Cities so yeah, yer damn right I give them a tip for Christmas.

As for the garbage men, they don't even get out of the truck anymore as it's all roboticized, plus I pay an arm and a leg for trash pickup so fuck that noise.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 5:04 pm

Uncle Fester wrote:As for the garbage men, they don't even get out of the truck anymore as it's all roboticized, plus I pay an arm and a leg for trash pickup so fuck that noise.

You have robots pick up your trash? Sweet.

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 5:09 pm

Yeah. A giant arm snakes out of the truck and dumps the trash in the back. The driver sits there smoking meth, wacking off, and listening to Kool Rap 98.

He only gets out of the truck once a year to tape a card onto my trash container that says "Season's Greetings" with an envelope for a tip.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 5:12 pm

kcdave wrote:When in the fuck did anyone with a job ever see the postman or the garbage collectors? Also, who the fuck was ever up early enough in the am to see the paperman?

A good general rule of thumb -- if you're on a first name basis with the garbageman/paper boy, it's time to back off the drugs a little bit.

And there's parts of the country where they don't pick up the trash in a robot truck? Well, since some of you are still impressed by your shiney new indoor plunbing, I guess I shouldn't be suprised.

jtr · Post by **jtr** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 11:21 pm

do any of you live in communities where there are still milkmen that come?

Luther · Post by **Luther** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 11:24 pm

jtr wrote:do any of you live in communities where there are still milkmen that come?

Nope, I ain't going to touch this statement, or any semblence of it, whether it is in a quote or not, I am not involved.

Rip City

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 11:49 pm

Cuda wrote:What the fuck, are you going to tip everybody your wife blows?

RACK. is it double if you fucked her?

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 1:16 am

Luther wrote:
jtr wrote:do any of you live in communities where there are still milkmen that come?
Nope, I ain't going to touch this statement, or any semblence of it, whether it is in a quote or not, I am not involved.

Rip City

I'll give it a whack, old man.

Maybe you oughta slip some viagra into your milkman's tip envelope.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 2:23 am

Headhunter wrote:I tip the one legged waitress at IHOP. I think her name is Eileen or something.

Nice.

I took my gf out to dinner last night, with Christmas tunes playing in the background. Food was great, service sucked. As a former waiter, I usually tip pretty good no matter what time of year, but last night I left less than 10 percent. And I usually try to tip a little more during the holiday period, even though I don't go out to dinner much, especially the closer it gets to Christmas, so last night's waitress was really bad.

Can't say I've ever tipped my mail dude. And I won't anytime soon with the freak we have here either. He's a fucking freak who has met my dogs several times, yet is still paranoid of them. Also, he literally shoves shit into our mail slot as hard as he can, making as much noise as he can, no matter if it's a single letter, or a stack of junk mail. A fucking ass, he is.

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 2:32 am

Oh yeah, I also give the Garbage man alot of junk and stuff for Christmas!

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Dec 08, 2006 2:35 am

RadioFan wrote:Also, he literally shoves shit into our mail slot as hard as he can, making as much noise as he can, no matter if it's a single letter, or a stack of junk mail. A fucking ass, he is.

I laughed.

Jack wrote:Oh yeah, I also give the Garbage man alot of junk and stuff for Christmas!

Wolfman laughed.

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