Your mom allowed one too many POS (at least) out.Cicero wrote:If it was up to me, we would stop giving citizenship. We are big enough already and have allowed too many POS in.
An SAT for citizenship?
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That's not what I did at all. Looking back over it I don't note a single mention of Bush amending the constitution in order to ensure he passes the civics test anywhere in that article.Dinsdale wrote:Sorry, meant to remove your name, since you obviously just quoted it.
My point was, that these fucking tools thought it would be clever to regurgitate the same jokes the author made in the article, but Dumb and Dumber were too fucking stupid to get it, so they dumbed them down and posted them as their own.
Rather tardly of them.
Who made you arbiter of what gets posted here anyway?
Why not recommence posting next week after your current bout of PMS has passed? Nothing worse than the incessant whinings of a dripping cunt to end the week.
Since everyone posting here claims to have a 9 inch dick...Luther wrote:Posters from the east coast (Penn, Virginia, Maryland, Wash. D.C., New York) on average have a shorter penis (5.667 inches) than the rest of the forum.
Nevermind. I don't really wanna know how you and Otis came up with that number.
Tom In VA wrote:I would tear this old building down.Dinsdale wrote:
And "if I had my way"?
Verrrrry nice.
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Mikey wrote:Must be easier to get a degree from ayfayshoe than it is to pass the citizenship test.atomicdad wrote:Damn things must not be worth what they used to these days.the Graduate wrote:I have a college degree and .....
I see. So because you think ONE graduate from FSU is an idiot, that means ALL graduates from FSU are idiots.
They didn't teach logic at your school huh ?
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If you got nothing new to say
With all the horseshit around here, you'd think there'd be a pony somewhere.
Logically speaking, what I posted did not imply that all FSU graduates are idiots.Tom In VA wrote:Mikey wrote:Must be easier to get a degree from ayfayshoe than it is to pass the citizenship test.atomicdad wrote: Damn things must not be worth what they used to these days.
I see. So because you think ONE graduate from FSU is an idiot, that means ALL graduates from FSU are idiots.
They didn't teach logic at your school huh ?
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It only implied that you can be an idiot and still graduate there (but I think we all knew that).
Logically speaking of course.
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