WARNING! Photos of Gee's Bend, Alabama

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 5:07 pm

So, if you call in to report a fire do they answer "BFD"?

And BTW, what's the white stuff on the plate next to the omelette.
Never seen anything like that on a breakfast plate before.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 5:10 pm

One more question...

That sign on the counter in the store:
"No refund on purchased items"?
Does that mean that they'll only pay you if you bring back something you stole?

Nice pics, BTW. I wish I had the time to explore like you do.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 5:19 pm

Jeepers creepers....where'd ya get them peepers.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 5:27 pm

Judging by the concrete blocks in front of the bus, I'd say he just sold two cars and a unicycle.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Fri Dec 08, 2006 5:32 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:Them's grits, boy.

Why kind of grits? Instant... or regular?

Did you purchase them at the Sack 'O Suds?

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 5:35 pm

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:
Sudden Sam wrote:Them's grits, boy.
Why kind of grits? Instant... or regular?

Did you purchase them at the Sack 'O Suds?

Were these magic grits? Did you get these grits from the same guy who sold Jack his bean stalk beans?

Luther · Post by **Luther** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 5:40 pm

Great job on the trip, Sam. I just wanted you to know that you don't really look that communist to me.

Rip City

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Fri Dec 08, 2006 5:42 pm

Good to see you know something, Bri.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 5:44 pm

Luther wrote:Great job on the trip, Sam. I just wanted you to know that you don't really look that communist to me.

Rip City

I don't know. He's sort of got that V. I. Lenin goatee thing going.

TenTallBen · Post by **TenTallBen** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 5:46 pm

Rack any and all MCV resets.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 5:52 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:

Keeps the Muzzies away

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 6:40 pm

Mikey wrote:Jeepers creepers....where'd ya get them peepers.

should have saved your money Sam, they don't work.....

nice pics though......

Van · Post by **Van** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 7:20 pm

This thread is just begging for some nice narrative, courtesy of Moorese.

Mississippi Neck · Post by **Mississippi Neck** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 7:46 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:Mikey,

1 - Them's grits, boy! Lotta salt, hot sauce, can't beat it.

Crumble up some thick sliced bacon in dem grits and you gotta a mighty find breakfuss. Bless you Sam. I havent seen grits since I relocated to H town.

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 7:56 pm

RACK the "Travels with Sam."

It's fun to see different parts of the country without the windchime boy commentary.

Still, I don't know if you'll ever top the "girl at the gas station" pic. The quilting bee ladies weren't quite in the same league.

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 8:14 pm

rack our Man on the Road !!!

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 9:04 pm

Thanks for the pics Sam, Keep the triplogs coming, although some pics of women would be nice to add. I understand Gees Bend might be a little short of that commodity.

I'll try and do a cali version on my next trip, to represent the west coast. None of that fake " I slept with these unwashed women whose pics I C&P'ed from a year old ren faire website" BS that MTool posted.

tuff gong · Post by **tuff gong** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 10:23 pm

Van wrote:This thread is just begging for some nice narrative, courtesy of Moorese.

This thread begs for nothing: it is a little gem as is.

RedHerring · Post by **RedHerring** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 8:26 am

WTF?! $4.25 for a pack of Marlboros?!! I thought smokes were supposed to be cheap down south!!

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 9:10 am

Mikey wrote: And BTW, what's the white stuff on the plate next to the omelette.
Never seen anything like that on a breakfast plate before.

DAMN man! You've never seen "My Cousin Vinny" before? SS, were those hominy grits or instant?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grits

Great pics and story once again SS! You could barely control your bike in those grooves? You definitely wouldn't like riding in "ruts" on a dirt bike track especially when the foot pegs are scraping the sides of the ruts.

There needs to be an archive just for traveling pics. Otis you should make it happen.

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 3:52 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:There needs to be an archive just for traveling pics. Otis you should make it happen.

Ain't enough bandwidth in the entire interweb to accomodate your travles brought on by failure after failure. Bad idea, unless you're banned from 'em of course.

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 1:06 am

I suppose it doesn't surprise me that you actually find something so simpleton to be so funny. Hey... wouldn't it be way cool and epic if someone wytched a goat in front of Phil? Hell, it'd be so funny to you we may as well assume your death by asphyxiation from your laughter.

Idiot.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 1:12 am

Kengina has "issues" with his sig pic.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 1:16 am

Atomic Punk wrote:
Mikey wrote: And BTW, what's the white stuff on the plate next to the omelette.
Never seen anything like that on a breakfast plate before.
DAMN man! You've never seen "My Cousin Vinny" before? SS, were those hominy grits or instant?

Yeah, I know what grits are, I even et some buhfore.

I was just playin' the ignorant yankee left coaster.

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 12:55 pm

Mikey wrote:
Atomic Punk wrote:
Mikey wrote: And BTW, what's the white stuff on the plate next to the omelette.
Never seen anything like that on a breakfast plate before.
DAMN man! You've never seen "My Cousin Vinny" before? SS, were those hominy grits or instant?

Yeah, I know what grits are, I even et some buhfore.

I was just playin' the ignorant yankee left coaster.

And you do it so well....... :)

420 · Post by **420** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 1:55 pm

Nice pics SS!

I'm glad you've gotten the opportunity to travel, and understand the enjoyment of the adventure.

Now go out and get those T-shirts going... my man.

Keep on, keeping on, bro!

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 4:35 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:
420 wrote:Nice pics SS!

I'm glad you've gotten the opportunity to travel, and understand the enjoyment of the adventure.

Now go out and get those T-shirts going... my man.

Keep on, keeping on, bro!

Okay...who the heck is 420?!?! :?

Piqued my curiosity...

Think wind chimes, ren fairs, and legendary board bitch status.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 6:26 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
Sudden Sam wrote:
420 wrote:Nice pics SS!

I'm glad you've gotten the opportunity to travel, and understand the enjoyment of the adventure.

Now go out and get those T-shirts going... my man.

Keep on, keeping on, bro!

Okay...who the heck is 420?!?! :?

Piqued my curiosity...
Think wind chimes, ren fairs, and legendary board bitch status.

Good pull, DFT.

I don't know what M2 is thinkin. Changing nicks to dodge his reputation?

Shit in a different sack is still a sack of shit.

T1B

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