Bonds

Sky · Post by **Sky** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 9:11 pm

Assuming you don't root for the Giants, would you want Bonds on your favorite team? Do you see a team taking him (besides SF)?

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 10:23 pm

no
no

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 1:37 am

I've got to try to accept Sheffield on the Tigers...my head would explode if I had that bastage on my team also. I hope for all of baseball's sake, he stays in Frisco or just retires.

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 3:52 am

Yeehaw...according to ESPN, Barroid signs a one year, $16 million deal with the Giants. I'm sure he'll break the record this year and then go off and hide just like Big Mac.

battery chucka' one · Post by **battery chucka' one** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 5:48 pm

Horrible deal for the Giants to sign. If they had $16 million to spend, why is Schmidt currently in Dodger blue???

The Assassin · Post by **The Assassin** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 5:10 am

battery chucka' one wrote:Horrible deal for the Giants to sign. If they had $16 million to spend, why is Schmidt currently in Dodger blue???

Nyah Nyah !!! :twisted:

battery chucka' one · Sat Dec 09, 2006 10:59 am

The Assassin wrote:
battery chucka' one wrote:Horrible deal for the Giants to sign. If they had $16 million to spend, why is Schmidt currently in Dodger blue???

Nyah Nyah !!! :twisted:

I hope he's as wonderful of an investment to you guys as Darren Dreifort was. :)

The Assassin · Post by **The Assassin** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 7:08 pm

battery chucka' one wrote:
The Assassin wrote:
battery chucka' one wrote:Horrible deal for the Giants to sign. If they had $16 million to spend, why is Schmidt currently in Dodger blue???

Nyah Nyah !!! :twisted:
I hope he's as wonderful of an investment to you guys as Darren Dreifort was. :)

And lets hope Barry Bonds behaves like....Barry Bonds. :twisted:

battery chucka' one · Post by **battery chucka' one** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 5:54 am

The Assassin wrote:
battery chucka' one wrote:
The Assassin wrote:

Nyah Nyah !!! :twisted:
I hope he's as wonderful of an investment to you guys as Darren Dreifort was. :)
And lets hope Barry Bonds behaves like....Barry Bonds. :twisted:

May your 2007 team play as if it was populated by Darryl Strawberry, Eric Davis, and Kevin Brown clones.

The Assassin · Post by **The Assassin** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 5:08 pm

battery chucka' one wrote:
The Assassin wrote:
battery chucka' one wrote: I hope he's as wonderful of an investment to you guys as Darren Dreifort was. :)
And lets hope Barry Bonds behaves like....Barry Bonds. :twisted:
May your 2007 team play as if it was populated by Darryl Strawberry, Eric Davis, and Kevin Brown clones.

May the spirit of Johnny LeMaster infest your clubhouse

battery chucka' one · Post by **battery chucka' one** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 7:24 pm

The Assassin wrote:
battery chucka' one wrote:
The Assassin wrote: And lets hope Barry Bonds behaves like....Barry Bonds. :twisted:
May your 2007 team play as if it was populated by Darryl Strawberry, Eric Davis, and Kevin Brown clones.
May the spirit of Johnny LeMaster infest your clubhouse

1. That was very mean.

2. May your team play with the heart of Mike Sharperson circa 2007.

The Assassin · Post by **The Assassin** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 4:14 am

battery chucka' one wrote:
The Assassin wrote:
battery chucka' one wrote: May your 2007 team play as if it was populated by Darryl Strawberry, Eric Davis, and Kevin Brown clones.
May the spirit of Johnny LeMaster infest your clubhouse
1. That was very mean.

2. May your team play with the heart of Mike Sharperson circa 2007.

Uncalled for.

May your pitching staff suffer a bout of the Dave Dravecky virus.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 5:07 am

May the Dodgers suffer a severe post All Star meltdown.

Laxplayer · Post by **Laxplayer** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 5:27 pm

May Barroid Bond$ turn into a Duane Kuiper clone.

battery chucka' one · Post by **battery chucka' one** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 6:22 pm

The Assassin wrote:
battery chucka' one wrote:
The Assassin wrote: May the spirit of Johnny LeMaster infest your clubhouse
1. That was very mean.

2. May your team play with the heart of Mike Sharperson circa 2007.

Uncalled for.

May your pitching staff suffer a bout of the Dave Dravecky virus.

Disrespectful. Indeed.

May the bats of Dave Andersen, Greg Brock and Franklin Stubbs be resurrected in your lineup.

The Assassin · Post by **The Assassin** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 10:38 pm

battery chucka' one wrote:
The Assassin wrote:
battery chucka' one wrote: 1. That was very mean.

2. May your team play with the heart of Mike Sharperson circa 2007.

Uncalled for.

May your pitching staff suffer a bout of the Dave Dravecky virus.
Disrespectful. Indeed.

May the bats of Dave Andersen, Greg Brock and Franklin Stubbs be resurrected in your lineup.

Outrageous!

May Kelly Downs be re-signed and be named your ace pitcher.

The Assassin · Post by **The Assassin** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 10:40 pm

Mikey wrote:May the Dodgers suffer a severe post All Star meltdown.

May the curse of Arci Cianfrocco cast a spell over Petco Park until the end of time.

battery chucka' one · Post by **battery chucka' one** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 6:11 pm

The Assassin wrote:
battery chucka' one wrote:
The Assassin wrote:

Uncalled for.

May your pitching staff suffer a bout of the Dave Dravecky virus.
Disrespectful. Indeed.

May the bats of Dave Andersen, Greg Brock and Franklin Stubbs be resurrected in your lineup.

Outrageous!

May Kelly Downs be re-signed and be named your ace pitcher.

Uncouth!!!

May the specters of Jeff Hamilton and Billy Ashley hold down your corner infield positions.

The Assassin · Post by **The Assassin** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 5:29 pm

battery chucka' one wrote:
The Assassin wrote:
battery chucka' one wrote: Disrespectful. Indeed.

May the bats of Dave Andersen, Greg Brock and Franklin Stubbs be resurrected in your lineup.

Outrageous!

May Kelly Downs be re-signed and be named your ace pitcher.
Uncouth!!!

May the specters of Jeff Hamilton and Billy Ashley hold down your corner infield positions.

Outragous!

May Rob Deer and Manny Trillo be hired as your batting coaches.

battery chucka' one · Post by **battery chucka' one** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 6:13 pm

The Assassin wrote:
battery chucka' one wrote:
The Assassin wrote:

Outrageous!

May Kelly Downs be re-signed and be named your ace pitcher.
Uncouth!!!

May the specters of Jeff Hamilton and Billy Ashley hold down your corner infield positions.

Outragous!

May Rob Deer and Manny Trillo be hired as your batting coaches.

SLANDEROUS!!!

May Fernando Valenzuela's belly infest each of your player's physiques.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 8:40 pm

battery chucka' one wrote:May your 2007 team play as if it was populated by Darryl Strawberry, Eric Davis, and Kevin Brown clones.

Sorry to break the streak of completely unnecessary quoting but...

What was ever wrong with Eric Davis? He was one of my favorite players growing up. Strawberry was one of his best friends, but Davis was always a quality dude. His promising career fell to injuries, but he was not the fuckup Strawberry or Brown were.

battery chucka' one · Post by **battery chucka' one** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 9:21 pm

IndyFrisco wrote:
battery chucka' one wrote:May your 2007 team play as if it was populated by Darryl Strawberry, Eric Davis, and Kevin Brown clones.
Sorry to break the streak of completely unnecessary quoting but...

What was ever wrong with Eric Davis? He was one of my favorite players growing up. Strawberry was one of his best friends, but Davis was always a quality dude. His promising career fell to injuries, but he was not the fuckup Strawberry or Brown were.

Am glad you asked. In 1991, he signed with LA for a then high price tag of $3.6 million. What did they get for this expenditure, you ask?

Games-76
At-bats- 267
Runs scored-21
Hits-61
Doubles-8
Triples-1
Homeruns-5
RBI-32
SB-19
BB-36
K-71
BA-.228

In short, he was a flop of a signing. He played so poorly (and yes, with injuries) that they shipped him off to Detroit the next season for one John DeSilva. He is still one of the worst signings in the history of their organization. Mike Davis version II, if you will. That said, he did play for the Giants for his final season. Though he was nothing to write home about, I don't have any particular bad memories of him. Answer your question?

The Assassin · Post by **The Assassin** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 9:44 pm

IndyFrisco wrote:
battery chucka' one wrote:May your 2007 team play as if it was populated by Darryl Strawberry, Eric Davis, and Kevin Brown clones.
Sorry to break the streak of completely unnecessary quoting but...

What was ever wrong with Eric Davis? He was one of my favorite players growing up. Strawberry was one of his best friends, but Davis was always a quality dude. His promising career fell to injuries, but he was not the fuckup Strawberry or Brown were.

Davis healthy was as good as any player in baseball. Yet Davis was rarely ever healthy.

The Assassin · Post by **The Assassin** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 9:46 pm

battery chucka' one wrote:
The Assassin wrote:
battery chucka' one wrote: Uncouth!!!

May the specters of Jeff Hamilton and Billy Ashley hold down your corner infield positions.

Outragous!

May Rob Deer and Manny Trillo be hired as your batting coaches.
SLANDEROUS!!!

May Fernando Valenzuela's belly infest each of your player's physiques.

You're out of line man!!!!

May the smell of Atlee Hammakers arse poison the Gnat locker room.

battery chucka' one · Post by **battery chucka' one** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 6:10 pm

The Assassin wrote:
battery chucka' one wrote:
The Assassin wrote:
Outragous!

May Rob Deer and Manny Trillo be hired as your batting coaches.
SLANDEROUS!!!

May Fernando Valenzuela's belly infest each of your player's physiques.

You're out of line man!!!!

May the smell of Atlee Hammakers arse poison the Gnat locker room.

I'm out of line? YOU are the one who is out of line!!!

May your closers look up to Tom Niedenfeur as a role model.

The Assassin · Post by **The Assassin** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 10:16 pm

battery chucka' one wrote:
The Assassin wrote:
battery chucka' one wrote: SLANDEROUS!!!

May Fernando Valenzuela's belly infest each of your player's physiques.

You're out of line man!!!!

May the smell of Atlee Hammakers arse poison the Gnat locker room.
I'm out of line? YOU are the one who is out of line!!!

May your closers look up to Tom Niedenfeur as a role model.

This is a disgrace!!

May Champ Summers teach your batters how to hit!

battery chucka' one · Post by **battery chucka' one** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 9:57 pm

The Assassin wrote:
battery chucka' one wrote:
The Assassin wrote:

You're out of line man!!!!

May the smell of Atlee Hammakers arse poison the Gnat locker room.
I'm out of line? YOU are the one who is out of line!!!

May your closers look up to Tom Niedenfeur as a role model.

This is a disgrace!!

May Champ Summers teach your batters how to hit!

I have no idea what you mean.

May you miss and wish for the return of the Albequerque Dukes.

The Assassin · Post by **The Assassin** » Sun Dec 17, 2006 6:03 am

battery chucka' one wrote:
The Assassin wrote:
battery chucka' one wrote: I'm out of line? YOU are the one who is out of line!!!

May your closers look up to Tom Niedenfeur as a role model.

This is a disgrace!!

May Champ Summers teach your batters how to hit!
I have no idea what you mean.

May you miss and wish for the return of the Albequerque Dukes.

You're drunk

May Kevin Mitchell cut the head of that damn sea lion mascot you have!

battery chucka' one · Post by **battery chucka' one** » Sun Dec 17, 2006 2:20 pm

The Assassin wrote:
battery chucka' one wrote:
The Assassin wrote:

This is a disgrace!!

May Champ Summers teach your batters how to hit!
I have no idea what you mean.

May you miss and wish for the return of the Albequerque Dukes.

You're drunk

May Kevin Mitchell cut the head of that damn sea lion mascot you have!

LOL That one was pretty funny. But, I digress.

May your infield throw to first base with the resilience of Steve Sax.

The Assassin · Post by **The Assassin** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 12:39 am

battery chucka' one wrote:
The Assassin wrote:
battery chucka' one wrote: I have no idea what you mean.

May you miss and wish for the return of the Albequerque Dukes.

You're drunk

May Kevin Mitchell cut the head of that damn sea lion mascot you have!
LOL That one was pretty funny. But, I digress.

May your infield throw to first base with the resilience of Steve Sax.

dont hate Saxy because of his guest appearance on "Who's the Boss".

May your 4th 5th and 6th hitters suffer a bout of "Jeffrey Leonarditis"

battery chucka' one · Post by **battery chucka' one** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 6:09 pm

The Assassin wrote:
battery chucka' one wrote:
The Assassin wrote:

You're drunk

May Kevin Mitchell cut the head of that damn sea lion mascot you have!
LOL That one was pretty funny. But, I digress.

May your infield throw to first base with the resilience of Steve Sax.

dont hate Saxy because of his guest appearance on "Who's the Boss".

May your 4th 5th and 6th hitters suffer a bout of "Jeffrey Leonarditis"

One flap down. Hum baby.

May your bats emulate Tony Gwynn's little brother (or was Chris older?).

The Assassin · Post by **The Assassin** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 10:21 pm

battery chucka' one wrote:
The Assassin wrote:
battery chucka' one wrote: LOL That one was pretty funny. But, I digress.

May your infield throw to first base with the resilience of Steve Sax.

dont hate Saxy because of his guest appearance on "Who's the Boss".

May your 4th 5th and 6th hitters suffer a bout of "Jeffrey Leonarditis"
One flap down. Hum baby.

May your bats emulate Tony Gwynn's little brother (or was Chris older?).

According to Tony Chris was the "better" hitter of the two.

I believe he was younger than Tony. I wont bother doing a google search though.

May Armando Benitez be hired as your pitching coach.

battery chucka' one · Post by **battery chucka' one** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 6:18 pm

The Assassin wrote:
battery chucka' one wrote:
The Assassin wrote:
dont hate Saxy because of his guest appearance on "Who's the Boss".

May your 4th 5th and 6th hitters suffer a bout of "Jeffrey Leonarditis"
One flap down. Hum baby.

May your bats emulate Tony Gwynn's little brother (or was Chris older?).

According to Tony Chris was the "better" hitter of the two. I believe he was younger than Tony. I wont bother doing a google search though.

May Armando Benitez be hired as your pitching coach.

Well, if he was the better hitter, he surely didn't act like it. Perhaps he needed to consult his brother's tape collection.

May Mike Marshall return to destroy Dodger stadium in a fury of fire and smoke ala Vince Coleman.

The Assassin · Post by **The Assassin** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 12:29 pm

battery chucka' one wrote:
The Assassin wrote:
battery chucka' one wrote: One flap down. Hum baby.

May your bats emulate Tony Gwynn's little brother (or was Chris older?).

According to Tony Chris was the "better" hitter of the two. I believe he was younger than Tony. I wont bother doing a google search though.

May Armando Benitez be hired as your pitching coach.
Well, if he was the better hitter, he surely didn't act like it. Perhaps he needed to consult his brother's tape collection.

May Mike Marshall return to destroy Dodger stadium in a fury of fire and smoke ala Vince Coleman.

He has his brothers taste for food thats for sure.

May a traveling pack of Sid Bream impersonators heckle Bonds at every game he decides not to sit out.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Fri Dec 22, 2006 3:01 pm

The Assassin wrote:
battery chucka' one wrote:
The Assassin wrote:
According to Tony Chris was the "better" hitter of the two. I believe he was younger than Tony. I wont bother doing a google search though.

May Armando Benitez be hired as your pitching coach.
Well, if he was the better hitter, he surely didn't act like it. Perhaps he needed to consult his brother's tape collection.

May Mike Marshall return to destroy Dodger stadium in a fury of fire and smoke ala Vince Coleman.

He has his brothers taste for food thats for sure.

May a traveling pack of Sid Bream impersonators heckle Bonds at every game he decides not to sit out.

I

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Fri Dec 22, 2006 3:02 pm

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:
The Assassin wrote:
battery chucka' one wrote: Well, if he was the better hitter, he surely didn't act like it. Perhaps he needed to consult his brother's tape collection.

May Mike Marshall return to destroy Dodger stadium in a fury of fire and smoke ala Vince Coleman.

He has his brothers taste for food thats for sure.

May a traveling pack of Sid Bream impersonators heckle Bonds at every game he decides not to sit out.

I

Just want to see

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Fri Dec 22, 2006 3:02 pm

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:
ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:
The Assassin wrote:
He has his brothers taste for food thats for sure.

May a traveling pack of Sid Bream impersonators heckle Bonds at every game he decides not to sit out.

I
Just want to see

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ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Fri Dec 22, 2006 3:03 pm

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ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Fri Dec 22, 2006 3:03 pm

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ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Fri Dec 22, 2006 3:04 pm

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