Why should I care If I have to cut my hair?

[Diogenes]

Why should I care
If I have to cut my hair?
I've got to move with the fashions
Or be outcast.
I know I should fight
But my old man he's really alright,
And I'm still living at home
Even though it won't last.

Zoot suit, white jacket with side vents
Five inches long.
I'm out on the street again
And I'm leaping along.
I'm dressed right for a beach fight,
But I just can't explain
Why that uncertain feeling is still
Here in my brain.

The kids at school
Have parents that seem so cool.
And though I don't want to hurt them
Mine want me their way.
I clean my room and my shoes
But my mother found a box of blues,
And there doesn't seem much hope
They'll let me stay.

Zoot suit, white jacket with side vents
Five inches long.
I'm out on the street again
And I'm leaping along.
I'm dressed right for a beach fight,
But I just can't explain
Why that uncertain feeling is still
Here in my brain.


Why do I have to be different to them?
Just to earn the respect of a dance hall friend,
We have the same old row, again and again.
Why do I have to move with a crowd
Of kids that hardly notice I'm around,
I work myself to death just to fit in.

I'm coming down
Got home on the very first train from town.
My dad just left for work
He wasn't talking.
It's all a game,
'Cos inside I'm just the same,
My fried egg makes me sick
First thing in the morning.


After five years, I found a reason...

http://www.locksoflove.org/


Now I just have to get a decent Zoot suit.

The Vespa thing is out though.

[Blitzen]

When you start a zoot suit riot don't forget to run a comb through your coal black hair and throw back a bottle of beer. It's tradition.

btw - I don't give a piss in the slipstream if you cut your pussy hairs and give them to black kids with cancer. Knock yourself out.

[Dinsdale]

ANTLER! -- The Cherry Poppin Daddies

[Diogenes]

What kind of name is Blitzen anyway? Dammit bitch, yuu couldn't even get ahead of Comet.

Nice try though.

Okay, not really.

[Dinsdale]

btw - I don't give a piss in the slipstream if you cut your pussy hairs and give them to black kids with cancer.

Wait...no one said anything about them being nogs.

Sin,
mvsEM

[Diogenes]

So I start a thread about trying to do the tiniest thing for kids with leukemia and Dimsdale shows up troll-proping?


I'm shocked.



Or not.
Go back to your theaursus, bitch.

[Mister Bushice]

Go back to your theaursus, bitch.

as predictable as shit in a pig sty.

[Ingse Bodil]

http://www.locksoflove.org/

Thank you for doing so. From what little I've heard, it's a good organization. A lot of people are doing it now. It's always weird to see someone who used to perpetually wear their hair short grow their hair out, especially if they have the beginnings of pattern baldness going down.. but then you find out why, and it's like, that's the best reason in the world to grow it out.

Do we get before shorning and after shorning pics (from behind, if you're shy)?

[Goober McTuber]

http://www.locksoflove.org/

Do we get before shorning and after shorning pics (from behind, if you're shy)?

You’re asking for a picture of Dio’s shaved ass?

[Blitzen]

So I start a thread about trying to do the tiniest thing for kids with leukemia and Dimsdale shows up troll-proping?

What else can he do? It's not like he can participate unless they take butt hair.

[Mikey]

Almost cut my hair
It happened just the other day
It's gettin kinda long
I coulda said it wasn't in my way
But I didn't and I wonder why
I feel like letting my freak flag fly
Cause I feel like I owe it to someone

Must be because I had the flu' for Christmas
And I'm not feeling up to par
It increases my paranoia
Like looking at my mirror and seeing a police car
But I'm not giving in an inch to fear
Cause I missed myself this year
I feel like I owe it to someone

When I finally get myself together
I'm going to get down in that sunny southern weather
And I find a place inside to laugh
Separate the wheat from the chaff
I feel like I owe it to someone

[bbqjones]

darlin dont you go and cut your hair , do yoau thinks its gonna make him change?

[Milner]

shit, getta haircut and get a real frickin' job.

[Screw_Michigan]

Almost cut my hair
It happened just the other day
It's gettin kinda long
I coulda said it wasn't in my way
But I didn't and I wonder why
I feel like letting my freak flag fly
Cause I feel like I owe it to someone

Must be because I had the flu' for Christmas
And I'm not feeling up to par
It increases my paranoia
Like looking at my mirror and seeing a police car
But I'm not giving in an inch to fear
Cause I missed myself this year
I feel like I owe it to someone

When I finally get myself together
I'm going to get down in that sunny southern weather
And I find a place inside to laugh
Separate the wheat from the chaff
I feel like I owe it to someone

RACK, and rack any deja vu references.

[Mikey]

If I had my way, I would tear this old building down.

Well delilah was a woman, she was fine and fair,
She had good looks, God knows, and coal black hair,
Delilah she gained old samsons mind.
When first he saw this woman, you know he couldnt believe his mind.

Delilah she climbed up on samsons knee,
Said tell me where your strength lies if you please.
She spoke so kind and she talked so fair,
Well samson said, delilah cut off my hair.

You can shave my head, clean as my hand
And my strength will become as natural as any old man.

If I had my way, if I had my way, if I had my way,
I would tear this old building down.

You read about samson, all from his works,
He was the strongest man that ever had lived on earth.
One day when samson was walking along,
Looked down on the ground, he saw an old jawbone.

He stretched out his arm, God knows, chains broke like thread,
When he got to moving, ten thousand was dead.

If I had my way, if I had my way, if I had my way,
I would tear this old building down.

Now samson and the lion, they got in a tack,
Samson he crawled up on the lions back.
You read about this lion, he killed a man with his paws,
But samson got his hands around that lions jaws.

He ripped the beast till he killed him dead.
The bees made honey in the lions head.

If I had my way, if I had my way, if I had my way,
I would tear this old building down.

[Screw_Michigan]

If I had my way, I would tear this old building down.

Well delilah was a woman, she was fine and fair,
She had good looks, God knows, and coal black hair,
Delilah she gained old samsons mind.
When first he saw this woman, you know he couldnt believe his mind.

Delilah she climbed up on samsons knee,
Said tell me where your strength lies if you please.
She spoke so kind and she talked so fair,
Well samson said, delilah cut off my hair.

You can shave my head, clean as my hand
And my strength will become as natural as any old man.

If I had my way, if I had my way, if I had my way,
I would tear this old building down.

You read about samson, all from his works,
He was the strongest man that ever had lived on earth.
One day when samson was walking along,
Looked down on the ground, he saw an old jawbone.

He stretched out his arm, God knows, chains broke like thread,
When he got to moving, ten thousand was dead.

If I had my way, if I had my way, if I had my way,
I would tear this old building down.

Now samson and the lion, they got in a tack,
Samson he crawled up on the lions back.
You read about this lion, he killed a man with his paws,
But samson got his hands around that lions jaws.

He ripped the beast till he killed him dead.
The bees made honey in the lions head.

If I had my way, if I had my way, if I had my way,
I would tear this old building down.

what the fuck is this shit, old man?

[Goober McTuber]

It’s the Grateful Fucking Dead, you Extasy-addled pimple-farm. Go fuck yourself.

[PSUFAN]

darlin dont you go and cut your hair , do yoau thinks its gonna make him change?

But I don't care, I care, I really don't care
Did you see the drummer's hair?

[Screw_Michigan]

It’s the Grateful Fucking Dead, you Extasy-addled pimple-farm. Go fuck yourself.

only the most overrated band of all time. i guess i should have done more acid, maybe i would have been "enlightened" enough to enjoy that shit.

[Goober McTuber]

It’s the Grateful Fucking Dead, you Extasy-addled pimple-farm. Go fuck yourself.

only the most overrated band of all time. i guess i should have done more acid, maybe i would have been "enlightened" enough to enjoy that shit.

Acid, Exstasy, Drano, 195 grain hollow point, whatever. In your case, anything you can find that will alter your current state of mind will undoubtedly represent an improvement.

[Screw_Michigan]

It’s the Grateful Fucking Dead, you Extasy-addled pimple-farm. Go fuck yourself.

only the most overrated band of all time. i guess i should have done more acid, maybe i would have been "enlightened" enough to enjoy that shit.

Acid, Exstasy, Drano, 195 grain hollow point, whatever. In your case, anything you can find that will alter your current state of mind will undoubtedly represent an improvement.

wrong on all accounts. but thanks for playing, dipshit.

[Mikey]

I would suggest a dose of bangstill to get you going. You'd probably enjoy it, being from the midwest and all.