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Not trying to gravy train off of Larry David...

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...but I just had a Curb moment…and got pissed.

I head to the shitter with a users manual for a laser level I got at HD this week. I put it in my portfolio this morning as nice reading material for my daily business after a couple cups of coffee. So I get there and our setup is as follows…

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Large “Accessible” Stall, Tiny Stall, Urinal, Urinal, Urinal.

Now, there is the standard rain in the middle of the bathroom. However, any water or piss or combination thereof must travel through the Tiny Stall to get to the drain. There was a damp trail through the tiny stall so I head to the Accessible stall. For some reason, I don’t want pisswater to get on my slacks should they make contact with the ground.

So I make it through the first quick round of blowout and am getting ready to read my user’s manual when in comes the only dude in our building in a wheelchair. FUCK! I don’t want to be an ass and spend the additional 5 minutes I had planned reading the manual so I clean up and head out. He was waiting outside the bathroom when I exited the door and I just gave him a slight grin and a head nod as an “I got out as quick as possible.” Of course, his :meds: said to me “Sit in the stall with the pisswater on the floor.”

Oh well, guess I’ll go to Hardees for lunch and get some chili fries with jalapenos. Maybe I can read my user’s manual this afternoon.
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I'll be following this thread closely.
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Re: Not trying to gravy train off of Larry David...

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IndyFrisco wrote:but I just had a Curb moment.
You were insufferably boring?
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Hey, at least you've seen ONE thing, ASS.
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Who are you bleating at, me or Tosser?
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Everybody Loves Raymond
Young Frankenstein
Taxi Driver
Outland
Where the Buffalo Roam


Somehow you've managed to miss all these yet you chime in with "Curb sucks."

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I have managed to miss all of Curbs episodes as well... except the first one that I watched and decided never to watch that shit again.


Good to see you're tracking my viewing habits. It's not stalkishly scary or anything. It's refreshing. Really.
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Give it another chance, Ucan't. You'll like it. Trust me.
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I have managed to miss all of Curbs episodes as well... except the first one that I watched and decided never to watch that shit again
Congrats - you're an idiot that ran away from the funnay.
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Re: Not trying to gravy train off of Larry David...

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but I just had a Curb moment
Me, too.

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Seriously. Who the fuck doesn't like Curb? Next, I guess someone here is going to call 'The Office' stupid.
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SaladTosser wrote:Seriously. Who the fuck doesn't like Curb?
Our resident contrarian, ucantguesswhatnickimgoingtopicknext.
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SaladTosser wrote:Seriously. Who the fuck doesn't like Curb? Next, I guess someone here is going to call 'The Office' stupid.
The Office is boring tripe.

I've been told by many people how funny it is, and how I should love it. I've given it a few chances and can never even manage a chuckle. Color me as one who doesn't "get it".
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American Office is decent, but I don't make a point to watch it. British Office is straight $.
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Headhunter wrote:I've been told by many people how funny it is, and how I should love it. I've given it a few chances and can never even manage a chuckle. Color me as one who doesn't "get it".

Prepare to be judged by the board, then. After all, not wasting your life away in front of a TV laughing at unfunny shit makes you a bad person.
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Curb?

Never heard of it. Is it a show or a guy? I could pull a Dins and say that it sucked even if I hadn't seen it, but I'll pass. Can someone link me to the shows webpage?

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I never heard of it either.
Are you talking about the guy who used to be the Lt. Gov. in California, was a regular on Glen Campbell Show and wrote such luminous songs as "Put Your Hand in the Hand" and "Puppy Love"?
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Luther wrote:Curb?
It's a TV show. I imagine you wouldn't find it nearly as entertaining as gathering the fam around a 300 lb. radio to listen to The Green Lantern.
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Luther wrote:Curb?

Never heard of it. Is it a show or a guy? I could pull a Dins and say that it sucked even if I hadn't seen it, but I'll pass. Can someone link me to the shows webpage?

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Curb Your Enthusiasm is on HBO.

It's Seinfeld with cuss words...starring the creator of Seinfeld, Larry David.

The only thing wrong with it in my book is that it only has 10 30 minute episodes per season.
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It must have a real "cult" type following, since people are referring to it by one word instead of the whole title.
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ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote: wasting your life away in front of a TV laughing at unfunny shit.
As opposed to say, doing the same thing on internet message boards I suppose?

One persons time waster is another ones lifestyle. Get over yourself.
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IndyFrisco wrote:
Luther wrote:Curb?

Never heard of it. Is it a show or a guy? I could pull a Dins and say that it sucked even if I hadn't seen it, but I'll pass. Can someone link me to the shows webpage?

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Curb Your Enthusiasm is on HBO.

It's Seinfeld with cuss words...starring the creator of Seinfeld, Larry David.

The only thing wrong with it in my book is that it only has 10 30 minute episodes per season.
Smart move on their part. If you had to watch an hour of that shit you might start to realize how badly it sucks.
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ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:
Headhunter wrote:I've been told by many people how funny it is, and how I should love it. I've given it a few chances and can never even manage a chuckle. Color me as one who doesn't "get it".

Prepare to be judged by the board, then. After all, not wasting your life away in front of a TV laughing at unfunny shit makes you a bad person.
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BSmack wrote:
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Luther wrote:Curb?

Never heard of it. Is it a show or a guy? I could pull a Dins and say that it sucked even if I hadn't seen it, but I'll pass. Can someone link me to the shows webpage?

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Curb Your Enthusiasm is on HBO.

It's Seinfeld with cuss words...starring the creator of Seinfeld, Larry David.

The only thing wrong with it in my book is that it only has 10 30 minute episodes per season.
Smart move on their part. If you had to watch an hour of that shit you might start to realize how badly it sucks.
To each their own.

99.999999% of the dumbshit music discussed by the music snobs in the Music Forum is unlistenable to me. Maybe that's because I could care less about music, for the most part...same as ucant with TV I guess.
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Mister Bushice wrote:
ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote: wasting your life away in front of a TV laughing at unfunny shit.
As opposed to say, doing the same thing on internet message boards I suppose?

One persons time waster is another ones lifestyle. Get over yourself.

You are dense... aren't you? I wasn't damning television as a whole, just a show I don't like. No wonder the reindeer trampled your ass. They only target the really fucking stupid ones. AP, Kevnic, and you... three blind mice, see how they are run.
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Well then maybe next time you might try posting "wasting your life away in front of a TV Show" instead of "wasting your life away in front of a TV" So we don't have to try and read that vacuous, sorry ass empty space excuse you call your mind to figure out what idiocy you were actually trying to spew out of it.

Idiot. No wonder you suck up to the smackba Reindeer. They only like people who do suck up.

Run along now.
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Uh, oh, Bushice has a case of the Monday's.
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Mister Bushice wrote:Well then maybe next time you might try posting "wasting your life away in front of a TV Show" instead of "wasting your life away in front of a TV" So we don't have to try and read that vacuous, sorry ass empty space excuse you call your mind to figure out what idiocy you were actually trying to spew out of it.

Here's the WHOLE QUOTE:
ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote: wasting your life away in front of a TV laughing at unfunny shit.
There was nothing to figure out... lest you're wearing a helmet and drool cup whilst perusing this board. Let me guess... you're so fucking stupid that you laugh while watching other unfunny shows like CSI and 60 Minutes?

Next time, have someone who's at least of imbecile intelligence to explain the complexities of my posts.
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ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:[you're so fucking stupid that you laugh while watching other unfunny shows like CSI and 60 Minutes?
So you don't find Grissom's puns during the show, and when ending an episode, gut busting?

Which leads me off topic: If Grissom were a real person, and not a lead on a tv show, would he still be a sex symbol?
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ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:
Next time, have someone who's at least of imbecile intelligence to explain the complexities of my posts.
I'll PM you.
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BSmack wrote:Smart move on their part. If you had to watch an hour of that shit you might start to realize how badly it sucks.
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