Jacksonville, FL

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Dec 15, 2006 4:25 pm

I will be there all of next week. Please, give me the obligatory breakdown on best bars, restaurants, etc.

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 4:26 pm

Oh no, the timing of this thread isn't curious.

PrimeX · Post by **PrimeX** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 4:27 pm

Put it in her butt. She'll also make you pray like 4 times a day or some shit.

patsy stone · Post by **patsy stone** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 4:28 pm

Where are you staying?

Terry in Crapchester · Fri Dec 15, 2006 4:28 pm

Ken wrote:Oh no, the timing of this thread isn't curious.

Btw, Mgo, I'd like to help you out, since I used to live there. But that was 16 years ago and the information I'd have would doubtless be way out of date by now.

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 4:28 pm

patsy stone wrote:Where are you staying?

Oh dear.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 4:30 pm

Someone else got his record player. You get his girl? Shit.

patsy stone · Post by **patsy stone** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 4:31 pm

Ken wrote:
patsy stone wrote:Where are you staying?
Oh dear.

Well I need to know on what side of town he is staying so I can give him bar/restaurant tips. You can drive for hours and still be in Jacksonville so I wouldn't wanna send him somewhere that's far away! I have logic behind that!

SaladTosser · Post by **SaladTosser** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 4:33 pm

PrimeX wrote:Put it in her butt.

Or, just run away like a scared sissy fag.

Sin,

AP

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 4:33 pm

Hold Steady - Ybor City
You're up to your neck in sweat and wet confetti

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Dec 15, 2006 4:35 pm

I haven't gotten that info yet. I'll check back when I do. Just tell me what's cool downtown.

420 · Post by **420** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 4:35 pm

patsy stone wrote:
Ken wrote:
patsy stone wrote:Where are you staying?
Oh dear.
Well I need to know on what side of town he is staying so I can give him

Ok, I read enough.

Douchebag · Post by **Douchebag** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 4:38 pm

you won't be too far from me, f uckwad. let's do this shit. i'll fuckin waste you man.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 4:39 pm

mgo, you should ask patsy out on a date and stuff.

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 4:39 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I haven't gotten that info yet. I'll check back when I do. Just tell me what's cool downtown.

Ummmmm, her titties? Christ, she could live out on Amelia and they'd still be considered part of downtown.

Just helpin'.

420 · Post by **420** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 4:40 pm

Douchebag wrote:you won't be too far from me, f uckwad. let's do this shit. i'll fuckin waste you man.

bbq?

patsy stone · Post by **patsy stone** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 4:47 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I haven't gotten that info yet. I'll check back when I do. Just tell me what's cool downtown.

Downtown is still not very exciting. There are a few bars next to each other on Bay Street. Mark's, Dive Bar, TSI. Mark's is more of a "booty music" kinda place on the weekends. Haven't been to Dive Bar yet. TSI is an indie bar, with different "theme" nights during the week. They serve wine and beer only. These three are across from the courthouse. There's a British pub on that same block right around the corner. Forgot the name of it. Otherwise, there are a few cool more "underground" places within 5 miles of that area but hard to give directions to because they are in obscure places.

If you go right across the river to the San Marco area, there's the whole San Marco square with restaurants, wine bars, movie theatre, nightlife. My favorite bar is right down the street from that area. Hole in the wall, smokey, strong CHEAP drinks, jukebox, darts, pool. Not gonna give you directions or the name of it as it's my home away from home and I'm ALWAYS there. But I'll make sure I don't go next week in case you happen to stumble upon it.

Blitzen · Post by **Blitzen** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 4:51 pm

patsy stone wrote: Not gonna give you directions or the name of it as it's my home away from home and I'm ALWAYS there. But I'll make sure I don't go next week in case you happen to stumble upon it.

Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrn!

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Dec 15, 2006 4:52 pm

What if I bring Zyclone?

MuchoBulls · Post by **MuchoBulls** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 4:53 pm

Ken wrote:Ummmmm, her titties? Christ, she could live out on Amelia and they'd still be considered part of downtown.

Just helpin'.

Amelia Ale is some good beer.

Blitzen · Post by **Blitzen** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 4:53 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:What if I bring Zyclone?

You'll have to walk around with him on your shoulders so he will be able to see over the crowd.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 4:54 pm

mgo, you can still salvage this. talk nice! bring primeX scalp! do the Gator Chop!

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Dec 15, 2006 5:12 pm

patsy, your rack is mas deece and all, but there's really no need to assume i'm going to AP-it to the other side of the country just to try and motorboat those bad boys. I only play an internet weirdo....on the internet.

I'll be there for work, walking an 1100 unit apartment complex, helping assess interior and exterior damages. It'll take at least 3 or 4 days. This place is a giant shithole and we just took it over, and will be prepared to dump millions into it. That's what my company does. And I'll be packing my numchucks and Chuck Norris beard.

patsy stone · Post by **patsy stone** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 5:19 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:patsy, your rack is mas deece and all, but there's really no need to assume i'm going to AP-it to the other side of the country just to try and motorboat those bad boys. I only play an internet weirdo....on the internet.

Wasn't assuming that at all.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Dec 15, 2006 5:20 pm

Sweet. So we can bang then?

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 6:44 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I'll be there for work, walking an 1100 unit apartment complex, helping assess interior and exterior damages.

I didn't know Katrina nogs were transported to Jax.