It's starting to get pretty freaking windy. Ain't exactly dry, either. And the brunt of the storm isn't even close yet.
So, we'll expect billions of dollars in finacial aide and free trailers, while we get to ship all of our black people to other cities, right? It's the third time so far this season...fucking southern pussies bitch when it happens once. Pussies.
Poor saps up on Mt Hood have at least two more days in their holes, since the forcast calls for winds "well over 100MPH" in the Cascades. Yowee. It's two guys from Txas, and one from Brooklyn -- so we've got two texcicles and a stiff dick. Glorious.
I must now go cross flooding rivers and streams, and drive through wooded area to watch football. Hope I don't die or something. Should make for a great news day tomorrow, but I doubt I'll have the electricity to watch it.
I mosied down to the Meldrum Bar on the Willamette river...which dumps into the Columbia...
Water was up a few feet, but some logs that I saw the other day are still visible above the water. My duck buddies came out for the grub I brought, but still they were bundled up. One fat, old style duck, ...white with big orange tits showed up. I'll need a " L " if anybody is ordering "They're Real" shirts from Pansy. Remember those stupid aircraft carrier hats you can buy that has what looks like pigeon shit all over the bill? bwahhahaha... Put that on the front of Platsy's shirt/tits and you'll have a Clinton mess. :)
Last I heard...the storm could be a dud...maybe just a glancing blow.
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.....
When I was listening to some AM radio while I'm down with the ducks, I hear Dr. Detroit (Sean Hannity) He's interviewing some chick who wrote some childrens book and he asks her if she could name three of the reindeer.
NAME THREE OF THE REINDEER?
Oh hell yes, I could. I didn't have a cell phone, so I just sat there feeding those ducks. The chick says she can't name one of them. Her friend with her comes on the air and names, Rudolph.
They go to a station break and I laugh while I'm smoking my nice cigar, and drinking my 24. I said outloud and with gusto...:
BLITZEN...COMET...
AND THEN
WANDER
I laughed hard.
I even honked my horn.
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Yea,well we had 1/2 inch of rain today on the dry side of Wa.,and we were supposed to have windy weather by 4 today with gusts to 60mph. Now they are saying wind by 10pm,its 10pm and there is pea soup fog outside and 38 degrees....and zip for wind.Thats cool by me,I dont need any b-bque disasters like Timmay.
Add 14 to the truth... 24-14. My bad... the Steelers lost by almost 2 TD's.
Here in the reality based community, we don't add TDs we WISHED our teams had scored to the final total. They lost because they were undisciplined and because Jeremy Stephens is a pussy. Deal with it.
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Darwin wasn't completely absent. The news says there's a family of 6 in the hospital in critical condition, due to the fact they thought it was a good idea to run a generator during the power outage...inside the house.
There was somewhere around 1.5 million residences without power between Oregon and Washington last night.
My neighborhood was spared any major damage, although I think the next door neighbors really need to think about cutting down the tree next to their house which is now leaning a long way from upright. But no...they parked a car under it instead. Brilliant.
Dinsdale wrote:
My neighborhood was spared any major damage, although I think the next door neighbors really need to think about cutting down the tree next to their house which is now leaning a long way from upright. But no...they parked a car under it instead. Brilliant.
Dinsdale wrote:Dirty beaners living in a $300K house, driving nice cars and stuff... Kind of nice to only have to take a few steps next door to get my blow.
X wrote:Ludacris... was kicked off the Pepsi brand ad campaign based on explicit lyrics in his album. But with Snoop, here's a coon who admittedly sold drugs and gang banged, was charged with murder and maybe even slapped his wife, representing one of the largest corporations in America--in essence, selling cars to sixty year old white men and blue-haired white women.
