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The perils of being a stripper

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Headhunter wrote: viewtopic.php?t=21406

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Comment in that thread, then. we don't need a thread referencing another thread!
Somebody took the thread down before I could comment in it, dork. I figured someone would, since the way it was originally set up, it immediately took me to the heaven666 site instead of opening up a media file within the T1B thread (if that makes sense).
X wrote:Ludacris... was kicked off the Pepsi brand ad campaign based on explicit lyrics in his album. But with Snoop, here's a coon who admittedly sold drugs and gang banged, was charged with murder and maybe even slapped his wife, representing one of the largest corporations in America--in essence, selling cars to sixty year old white men and blue-haired white women.
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Please, just stop. Seriously, stop.
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That's what I would have told the kid, man. That kid is too young to have as severe an alcohol problem as he has.

And he had to get drunk to fuck (a stripper) in the first place. That's just lame. I mean, truly, that is lame.
X wrote:Ludacris... was kicked off the Pepsi brand ad campaign based on explicit lyrics in his album. But with Snoop, here's a coon who admittedly sold drugs and gang banged, was charged with murder and maybe even slapped his wife, representing one of the largest corporations in America--in essence, selling cars to sixty year old white men and blue-haired white women.
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I wonder if that concluded her performance?
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So you were commenting on a thread with no replies that had immediately been taken down and I'm the dork?


Let me let you in on a little secret.


You're not that interesting. Nobody is waiting with baited breath to hear your comments on... let's see... Everything. Van is right about you. You do take this shit WAY too seriously. Back away from the keyboard. I'm serious. 38 posts per day is a mental problem. It's an obsession. You need help.


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And he had to get drunk to fuck (a stripper) in the first place. That's just lame. I mean, truly, that is lame.
What would he have to do to get with you? Become blind and deeef?
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Headhunter wrote:So you were commenting on a thread with no replies that had immediately been taken down and I'm the dork?
No, you're a dork (and that's affectionately, it's not like I called you an asshole)
for assuming I was just setting up a reply thread instead of commenting within an
existing thread, for shits and giggles. I saw the video, I also saw what happened
to t1b when pulling up the thread, and I wanted to comment on both.

There's a new thread. Why c&p my own comments when I can just post a link
to TROTs and answer you at the same time? No big deal.

Are you ok?
X wrote:Ludacris... was kicked off the Pepsi brand ad campaign based on explicit lyrics in his album. But with Snoop, here's a coon who admittedly sold drugs and gang banged, was charged with murder and maybe even slapped his wife, representing one of the largest corporations in America--in essence, selling cars to sixty year old white men and blue-haired white women.
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PSUFAN wrote:
And he had to get drunk to fuck (a stripper) in the first place. That's just lame. I mean, truly, that is lame.
What would he have to do to get with you? Become blind and deeef?
Lose the alcohol. You honestly don't get how unattractive and unerotic alcohol
consumption -- particularly what that kid was doing -- is? :?
X wrote:Ludacris... was kicked off the Pepsi brand ad campaign based on explicit lyrics in his album. But with Snoop, here's a coon who admittedly sold drugs and gang banged, was charged with murder and maybe even slapped his wife, representing one of the largest corporations in America--in essence, selling cars to sixty year old white men and blue-haired white women.
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Headhunter wrote:So you were commenting on a thread with no replies that had immediately been taken down and I'm the dork?


Let me let you in on a little secret.


You're not that interesting. Nobody is waiting with baited breath to hear your comments on... let's see... Everything. Van is right about you. You do take this shit WAY too seriously. Back away from the keyboard. I'm serious. 38 posts per day is a mental problem. It's an obsession. You need help.


Slow your pace, or I'll slow it for you!

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Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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What did her feelings have to do with it? In case you didn't know, she was there as hired help.
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PSUFAN wrote:What did her feelings have to do with it?
Strippers don't have feelings. I've done extensive research on the subject.
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PSUFAN wrote:What did her feelings have to do with it? In case you didn't know, she was there as hired help.
Now that's an asshole comment. So what if she was hired (and as I commented, now
in TROTS, she probably felt herself lucky to be getting paid to do something she would
have done for free anyway)? Have some respect.

Frankly, whatever she was paid, I don't think she was paid enough. And that's before
the kid lost all control, like the dumbass his parents raised.

Those kids shouldn't have been drinking anyway, and the kid in particularly was going
way overboard. If he's that irresponsible with his liver (*and* his dick), somebody needs
to remove his liver (and his dick) before he causes irreparable harm to someone else.
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Did you emerge from your mother's STD crucible yesterday?
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Ingse Bodil wrote:and as I commented, now in TROTS
Precisely where all of your comments belong, you tedious slunt.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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she probably felt herself lucky to be getting paid to do something she would
have done for free anyway
Your stupidity, like your tit meat, is utterly prolific
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PSUFAN wrote:
she probably felt herself lucky to be getting paid to do something she would
have done for free anyway
Your stupidity, like your tit meat, is utterly prolific
a) watch the video.
b) understand your dime store words before using your dime store words.
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Ingse Bodil wrote:That's what I would have told the kid, man. That kid is too young to have as severe an alcohol problem as he has.

And he had to get drunk to fuck (a stripper) in the first place. That's just lame. I mean, truly, that is lame.
You don't get it...as usual. Binge drinking at a party (probably a milestone b-day, 21 I'm guessing) does not constitute a drinking problem. Most men go through this right of passage. We get fucked up, puke, hungover for two days, and learn that there are boundries to consumption. This 60 second snippet from this kids life and you've thrown his liver on the scrap heap.

By the way, where did he fuck the stripper? I didn't catch that. She was probably hired from a service and had several stops that day. Getting puked on was a occupational hazzard. She doesn't like it, she could get a different occupation.
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Headhunter wrote:SNobody is waiting with baited breath to hear your comments on... let's see... Everything. Van is right about you. You do take this shit WAY too seriously. Back away from the keyboard. I'm serious. 38 posts per day is a mental problem. It's an obsession. You need help.


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88 wrote:Pukkake.

Excellent.
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WolverineSteve wrote:
Ingse Bodil wrote:That's what I would have told the kid, man. That kid is too young to have as severe an alcohol problem as he has.

And he had to get drunk to fuck (a stripper) in the first place. That's just lame. I mean, truly, that is lame.
You don't get it...as usual.
on the contrary, I do get it. i take it you're an unrepetent alcoholic, though?

you either control yourself, or you don't. this kid is not controlling himself, and he
isn't seeking to control himself. He is a loser, and will continue to be a loser for as
long as he continues to drink irresponsibly.

all that and the kid still can't hold all their liquor. that whole group is BEYOND LAME.

As for the rite of passage bullshit.... that's just that: BULLSHIT. what next, asking for understanding of kids who hotwire cars because that's what all the kids do? come on, man. some behavior is more irresponsible than other behavior.
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It's the way us white kids roll. We learn to drink by possibly doing it to excess in our early years. Doesn't mean he's an alchoholic. You cannot be that dumb. It's quite tiring to hear someone who pleads the case for a dunk whore stripper at a lacross party, but thinks a kid getting poo-faced at a bash is destined for a life in the gutter.

You are one miserable cunt.
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Dude, don't respond to ANY of her posts from now on, as a favor.

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WolverineSteve wrote:You are one miserable cunt.

As an aside -- you like her Luther quote in the sig? I'll bet dollars to doughnuts she's never eaten at a Shari's, since it's a U&L 24 hour breakfast chain.(Mediocre grub, but excellent pies for a decent price)

But I'm sure she found some greater meaning in it....which I'm sure puts the White Man in a bad light.
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Atomic Punk wrote:Dude, don't respond to ANY of her posts from now on, as a favor.

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WolverineSteve wrote:You are one miserable cunt.
Alcohol abuse doesn't make me happy. Massive, irresponsible
alcohol intake is not cool, and will never be cool. It is not to be
encouraged. It is not to be coddled among the underage set.

That kid's a moron, and he's lucky all he ended up with was a lot
of puke, instead of DEAD the next morning because he choked on
all that.

The stripper's thigh and pussy positioning is suspect in several of
the frames, regarding the sex question. If you're allowing some
geek (and that kid is a geek) to slurp jello shots off your ass, you're
in the mood to fuck and you will be fucking someone (if not several
someones; let alone probably already have fucked someone or
several someones before the shot was slurped) before the night is over.
And she still wasn't paid enough for all that.
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Headhunter wrote: 38 posts per day is a mental problem. It's an obsession. You need help.


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