It's the 19th Anniversary for T1B - Fuckin' A
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Rudolph
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by Rudolph » Wed Dec 20, 2006 1:54 pm
Gets quite hectic this time of year, as you might imagine. Updating our delivery route and as usual, trying to cut down on unnecessary stops. Are SaladTosser and Fatsak the same guy, or are they just like "can I share your gum" type buddies? At this point I'm thinking, just drop a box of raspberry glow-condoms at one of their cribs and consider it mission accomplished. I'll be damned if we need to be dickin' around with half-tards like this when we got a whole slew of big titted MILF homes we GOTTA hit.
Thanks in advance.
SaladTosser
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by SaladTosser » Wed Dec 20, 2006 2:00 pm
Rudolph wrote: half-tards
I'm a full-blown tard, idiot.
Bizzarofelice wrote: I drank as much orange soda as an inner city block party.
Fatsak
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by Fatsak » Wed Dec 20, 2006 2:28 pm
Some users in this thread have been ignored.
SaladTosser
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by SaladTosser » Wed Dec 20, 2006 2:42 pm
One user in this thread might get dual-penetrated by a couple of other users in this thread
Bizzarofelice wrote: I drank as much orange soda as an inner city block party.
Fatsak
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by Fatsak » Wed Dec 20, 2006 2:45 pm
One user in this thread barfed into a girls thong while taking a shit.
SaladTosser
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by SaladTosser » Wed Dec 20, 2006 2:49 pm
One user in this thread has two too many bututons undone on his shirt. sayin', friend.
Bizzarofelice wrote: I drank as much orange soda as an inner city block party.
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by PSUFAN » Wed Dec 20, 2006 2:52 pm
Some users in this thread are sleeping poorly due to Enzyte Terrors
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SaladTosser
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by SaladTosser » Wed Dec 20, 2006 2:54 pm
One user in this thread is wondering if another user in this thread is referring to himself or another user in this thread when referencing Enzyte Terrors.
Bizzarofelice wrote: I drank as much orange soda as an inner city block party.
Fatsak
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by Fatsak » Wed Dec 20, 2006 3:13 pm
another user in this thread was kind of wondering the same thing, and was all like 'what's going on here?'
SaladTosser
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by SaladTosser » Wed Dec 20, 2006 3:20 pm
And yet another user in this thread is considering taking Enzyte again because the user's significant other used to be all like "Enzyte is WAR."
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Bizzarofelice wrote: I drank as much orange soda as an inner city block party.
Bizzarofelice
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by Bizzarofelice » Wed Dec 20, 2006 3:28 pm
Some users in this thread are seeking the MPC Cone
SaladTosser wrote: One user in this thread has two too many bututons undone on his shirt. sayin', friend.
This user laughed
why is my neighborhood on fire
420
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by 420 » Wed Dec 20, 2006 3:35 pm
Looks like another slow day at Sprint/Nextel...
SaladTosser
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by SaladTosser » Wed Dec 20, 2006 3:37 pm
One user in this thread resembles the water boy entering the Chargers huddle during a timeout.
Oh, and one user in this thread is all like "What's an MPC Cone?"
Bizzarofelice wrote: I drank as much orange soda as an inner city block party.
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by Fatsak » Wed Dec 20, 2006 3:40 pm
Another user had to utilize a cock mummy within the last 24 hours.
420
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by 420 » Wed Dec 20, 2006 3:42 pm
SaladTosser wrote: One user in this thread resembles the Sprint/Nextel boy entering the Chargers huddle during a timeout.
I'm wondering who that could be?
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by Fatsak » Wed Dec 20, 2006 3:44 pm
420 wrote: SaladTosser wrote: One user in this thread resembles the Sprint/Nextel boy entering the Chargers huddle during a timeout.
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I'm wondering who that could be?
And some users know how to fuck it up for everyone else. props.
420
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by 420 » Wed Dec 20, 2006 3:47 pm
Fatsak wrote: 420 wrote: SaladTosser wrote: One user in this thread resembles the Sprint/Nextel boy entering the Chargers huddle during a timeout.
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I'm wondering who that could be?
And some users know how to fuck it up for everyone else. props.
Slow day in O-HI-O ???
Bizzarofelice
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by Bizzarofelice » Wed Dec 20, 2006 3:48 pm
SaladTosser wrote: Oh, and one user in this thread is all like "What's an MPC Cone?"
one user should ask this guy that question
why is my neighborhood on fire
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by SaladTosser » Wed Dec 20, 2006 3:53 pm
420 wrote: Slow day in O-HI-O ???
Dude, you are just a fucking moron. No need to run any homo smack or wind chime smack on you. You completely and thoroughly kick your own ass with each and every submit-click. I really hope, for your sake, that you ARE on a constant vodka binge as you say you are. That would at least offer an excuse for the neverending layers of shit you spread across this board. What a fucking tard you are.
Bizzarofelice wrote: I drank as much orange soda as an inner city block party.
420
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by 420 » Wed Dec 20, 2006 3:57 pm
SaladTosser wrote: 420 wrote: Slow day in O-HI-O ???
Dude, you are just a fucking moron. No need to run any homo smack or wind chime smack on you. You completely and thoroughly kick your own ass with each and every submit-click. I really hope, for your sake, that you ARE on a constant
vodka binge as you say you are. That would at least offer an excuse for the neverending layers of shit you spread across this board.
What a fucking tard you are .
Thanks! You just hurt my feelings.
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by YD » Wed Dec 20, 2006 4:52 pm
One user happened upon this thread and was reminded just how god damned kick ass light cycles are. And he totally would own anyone at light cycles. He would go really fast and make you all crash into the wall or those super kick ass light trail things and then laff and stuff
tuff gong
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by tuff gong » Wed Dec 20, 2006 6:05 pm
420 wrote:
Slow day in O-HI-O ???
hey, you know that song too?
sing along:
oh,
it's round in the middle
and HIgh on the ends
it's
O
HI
O-o-o-o-o-o
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by ElvisMonster » Wed Dec 20, 2006 6:46 pm
Some users on this page apparently showed up too late. Rack the first half of this thread.
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by The Seer » Wed Dec 20, 2006 11:07 pm
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