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He just didn't know who he was ghjo to.
A German woman is suing a foster agency, after her teenage foster son ruined valuable naked photos of her - by comitting an act of self-love all over them.

Marietta Anton, 50, who now lives in Portugal's Algarve, was 25 when she was photographed naked by her boyfriend at the time, Sigmar Polke. After they split Polke went on to become a world famous artist, and the old pictures were valued at over £35,000.

But when Anton's 15-year-old foster son Mehmet found the old snaps, he thought he had unearthed a secret porn stack, and proceeded to do what teenage boys will do.

In news that seem likely to keep local psychiatrists busy for a while, he did not realise who the model was whilst enjoying himself with the pictures.

Despite work by art experts to restore the pictures, they were extensively damaged :lol: , and only made £8,000 at auction.

Anton is now suing the German child services organisation that placed Mehmet with her two years ago for the remaining value of the pictures. A court in Bonn will rule on the case on December 29.
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pron wrote:an act of self-love
RACK it.
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Sue them for sending a teenager with who is capable of such a vile and unheard of act as masturbation.


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The kid needs to be beaten (so to speak). Those weren't his photos. He had no business and no right to gack all over something which did not belong to him.

If he's stealing photos and treating them which that much contempt, what else is he stealing? It's not about the masturbation, it's about the destruction of property.
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this thread = worthless without pics
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Ingse Bodil wrote:The kid needs to be beaten (so to speak). Those weren't his photos. He had no business and no right to gack all over something which did not belong to him.

If he's stealing photos and treating them which that much contempt, what else is he stealing? It's not about the masturbation, it's about the destruction of property.
STFU, you don't know jack shit about how a 15 yo boys mind works. This kid problay fucked everything in that house that fit around his cock or looked like a boob. Not to mention the fact that he's German, they're almost as freaky as the Japs when it comes to sex.


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do a google image search for Sigmar Polke. root around and I'm sure these pics, and pics of other naked german women with big hairy bushes, will present themselves.
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Bizzarofelice wrote:this thread = worthless without pics
Image

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The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:STFU, you don't know jack shit about how a 15 yo boys mind works.
The same way as a 15 year old girl's. Ask your daughter. If you're that close....
which very, very few fathers are, so you get a pass. Ask your wife, instead.
This kid problay fucked everything in that house that fit around his cock or looked like a boob.
why is the boob more sexually stimulating than the pussy, or the ass?

and I can buy it. but those weren't his photos. the proper thing for him
to do would be to gack off into his shirt, or his pillow -- something that can
be cleaned -- so that he can continue to enjoy the photos without being
found out.

instead, he shows contempt for the photos by spewing all over them.

he wanted them ruined. i wonder if part of him (or all of him) realized
that it was his foster mom he was spewing all over.

isn't that scary? but it's the only reason I personally can think of for
a kid to ruin some photographs which don't belong to him, when he's
in a situation like that.
Not to mention the fact that he's German, they're almost as freaky as the Japs when it comes to sex.
Except in this case, it was his suppressed Greek blood coming to the fore.

The kid can't be in that household, after this episode. Maybe he's glad
to be gone.
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Huh and this kid asked Santa for a copy of Oedipus.
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Ingse Bodil wrote:Rack Bace!
Right back atcha, sweetass.
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Bizzarofelice wrote:
Ingse Bodil wrote:Rack Bace!
Right back atcha, sweetass.
That was TWIS. ubb code fuck up.
But maybe he'll like your asspat, sugartits.
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Ingse Bodil wrote:why is the boob more sexually stimulating

Pick yours up off the floor and show them to us.
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Blitzen wrote:
Ingse Bodil wrote:why is the boob more sexually stimulating

Pick yours up off the floor.
Also I was looking for my Twister mat and I think it might be under your tit.
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The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:[ This kid problay fucked everything in that house

Do you think the shag carpet kept it's virtue intact?

Uhhh...a friend of mine wants to know.
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mvscal wrote:
Bizzarofelice wrote:do a google image search for Sigmar Polke. root around and I'm sure these pics, and pics of other naked german women with big hairy bushes, will present themselves.
I did. (:oops:)

Unfortunately, he appears to be an abstract painter. Mehmet could have gacked on those for months before anyone noticed.

That's funny, actually....
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That must have been an interesting auction...

"Lot 165...personal portfolio of images taken by Sigmar Polke, 1981...extremely rare collection by the artist in his early days...of great sentimental value...excellent example of the artist's fledgling ouevre..valued at over $35,000...and...erm...they've been jizzed on a bit..."
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The bitch missed out on a golden opportunity.

She was fucking some famous artist, who took nude pics of her. All she had to do is say that he's the one that jerked off on them, back when they were dating, and their value would skyrocket.
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