Who would win in a game of 1-on-1?

SaladTosser · Post by **SaladTosser** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 4:44 pm

Current day you vs. 18-year-old you - and what would the score be in a game to 11?

I believe the 18-year-old me would school the current day me to the tune of 11 - 4. Most likely, it would be ugly by all accounts, but I'v gotta think I could still hit one or two long-range jumpers, and then score a couple of more inside baskets because I've got 50 pounds on that skinny, shit-talking bitch.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 4:45 pm

18 year old me could dunk.
Current me is drunk.

420 · Post by **420** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 4:57 pm

This could be the best thread in the history of message boards!

I think it would end up in overtime. We are talking about a game of h.o.r.s.e.?

I'd totally cheat, and make me go back further on some jump shots, that'd I'd nailed, from deep.

I just hope dins doesn't find this thread, since he'd kick our ass. He's still skinny, and can almost "through"(alcohol) down.

SaladTosser · Post by **SaladTosser** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 4:58 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:18 year old me could dunk.

How tall are you?*

*not trying to turn this into a dating forum

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 5:01 pm

SaladTosser wrote:
Bizzarofelice wrote:18 year old me could dunk.
How tall are you?*

6'4''

SaladTosser · Post by **SaladTosser** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 5:03 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:
SaladTosser wrote:
Bizzarofelice wrote:18 year old me could dunk.
How tall are you?*
6'4''

That's totally sweet.

420 · Post by **420** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 5:08 pm

SaladTosser wrote:
Bizzarofelice wrote:
SaladTosser wrote: How tall are you?*
6'4''
That's totally sweet.

Not really. If I were 6'4", It'd make my Magic Johnson look really small, and I'd feel like shit and never want to hang out with it.

As it "stands" I look like a porn star, and my self-esteem is kinda, pretty good.

ElvisMonster · Post by **ElvisMonster** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 5:57 pm

18 yr old me could run around for more than 5 minutes without needing to grab a smoke and a beer. 36 year old me could punish on the inside, though. Lots of leaning. 18 yr old me 11 36 yr old me 3. Unless now me found my jump shot. Then it would be 18 yr old me 11 36 yr old me 4.

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 10:09 pm

18 ???
hell--could play pick up games all day long and not
even get tired !!
now ???
a couple trips up and back and I'm sucking wind !!

then: 6'3" 180--dunking
now: 6'3" 280-- maybe one foot vertical !!

ElvisMonster · Post by **ElvisMonster** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 10:13 pm

Wolfman wrote:18 ???
hell--could play pick up games all day long and not
even get tired !!
now ???
a couple trips up and back and I'm sucking wind !!

then: 6'3" 180--dunking
now: 6'3" 280-- maybe one foot vertical !!

What's the fucking SCORE, old man?! DIDN'T YOU READ THE FUCKING FIRST POST IN THIS FUCKING THREAD?!

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 11:20 pm

"old man" ?? cute
--what score do you want it to be--"punk" ??
ok--- we playing to 11 baskets ??
me at 18: 11
me now: 2

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 11:34 pm

Wolfman = Morita
EM = Kove

Doug near DC · Post by **Doug near DC** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 2:45 am

I was 6'0" 185 and could dunk at 18

I think the score would be 11-6 in favor of the 18 year old, but I can still nail a 3 ball or two.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 2:55 pm

420 wrote:As it "stands" I look like a porn star, and my self-esteem is kinda, pretty good.

Annie Sprinkle?

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 6:53 pm

Sensei doesn't even know a basic wrestler's grip?

His hands are balled up in little fists of fury. :)

Dinsdale should be all over that pic.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 6:53 pm

18yo Dins would be able to slightly outmaneuver 39yo Dins, do his half-assed dunk to finish, and would probably win 11-9.

But 39yo Dins would end up going home with 18yo Dins' girlfriend, so he'd walk away with the BODE.

marinerfan · Post by **marinerfan** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 11:48 pm

18 yr old me: 11
current me: 0
sin,

Landon freaking Turner

marinerfan · Post by **marinerfan** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 11:49 pm

18 yr old me: 11
current me: 0

sin,

bbqjones · Post by **bbqjones** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 12:25 am

i used to be able to touch the rim (sup cuda)

im the same height as antonio bandbaddass.

plus a sweet running hook shot. -0 unstoppable

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 1:33 pm

depends what we're playing.

Half court 1 on 1 would be close. 18 year old me still hadn't figured out proper 1 hand jump shot form, but, had deadly baby hook bank anywhere inside 10 ft. Current me better outside and extra ft lbs would knock that young punk on his ass when he went to that weak baby hook shit. If 18 yo me could go to his left, it'd be a different story.

Full court 5 on 5? Team 43 y.o. would get run out of the gym. Actually, that's not correct. 5 minutes in team current me would have a heart attack. Leaving the gym would involve a gurney and paramedics.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 5:01 pm

Uncle Fester wrote:Dinsdale should be all over that pic.

Bullshit aside -- I (or anyone else without their head up their ass) would be out of that and raining hatred on that dude's dome so fast, he wouldn't know what hit him...seriously. I can quickly count no less than 3 mistakes, any one of which would end badly for the person trying to drop that psuedo-choke.

You know...since you brought it up and all.