The Donald fat smacks Rosie

[pron]

The thrice-married mogul threatened to sue the talk-show host - and to have one of his friends steal away the hefty O'Donnell's willowy, blond lesbian lover.

"This woman is totally out of control," he told the Daily News. "I'm worth billions of dollars, and I have to listen to this fat slob?"

Trump told People magazine, "I look forward to taking lots of money from my nice fat little Rosie."
Trump called O'Donnell a "despicable . . . fat" failure who lied that he had gone bankrupt.

"When I saw the tape, I said, 'You'd better be careful or I'll send one of my friends over to take your girlfriend!' " Trump told The News. "I imagine it would be pretty easy to take her girlfriend away, considering how Rosie looks."

Trump on O'Donnell:

"Well Rosie is a loser. Rosie’s been a loser for a long time. Her magazine failed. She got sued. She folded up like a tent. It was too bad.

"Everything about Rosie, and I watch her — and actually somebody sent me a clip of what she said — Rosie is somebody out of control who really just doesn’t have it. And she ought to be careful cause I’ll send one of my friends to pick up her girlfriend, and I think it would be very easy.

"Rosie’s first show had very poor ratings, and at the end she was doing very badly because the public got tired of her, and Rosie is somebody you get tired of.

"But her show did very poorly. Her magazine, I think it was called Rosie, was a total failure. Rosie is a failure.

"Ultimately she will be a loser and you watch. Watch what happens to 'The View.' I will bet the ratings very shortly will start going down. People can’t stand watching her. She’s both unattractive inside and out. She’s got some big problems.

"Well look, Rosie is a very unattractive woman. I’m saying something. I’m not a politician so I’m not running for office so I can say it. I’m mean, Rosie is a very unattractive woman but as unattractive as she is on the outside, she’s even worse on the inside, and she’s very lucky to have a nice girlfriend.

"I think you better hold onto your girlfriend Rosie because if you lose her, you’ll never be able to get another one."

Gotta rack Donald for the fat blast.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

I heard some of Trump's comments during my commute in to work. I laughed.

[Bizzarofelice]

2 people throwing stones from behind their glass houses.

nothing to see here.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

2 people throwing stones from behind their glass houses.

That doesn't make sense... then again... you hardly ever do.

[Bizzarofelice]

2 people throwing stones from behind their glass houses.

That doesn't make sense... then again... you hardly ever do.

fascinating stuff. get thee to a midolery.

[Dinsdale]

get thee to a midolery.

I laughed.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

get thee to a midolery.

You're so... quirky! What a hoot!

You're the one spewing forth vaginal discharges because you fail to see any humor in the exchange. Put a tampon in your runny gash, cunt. No one wants to hear from it.

[Cicero]

RACK the Donald

[mr showtime]

gotta love " The Donald".. RACK him for the blast on Rosie O Fatassclitlicker.

Rosie is a washed up has been fat ass dyke
Sincerely
M.A.

[Bizzarofelice]

You're so... quirky! What a hoot!

search engine came up nothing, eh?

You're the one spewing forth vaginal discharges because you fail to see any humor in the exchange. Put a tampon in your runny gash, cunt.

I'm the one that gave a quick one sentence response. Hardly "spewing".

You're the one flailing. See if you can calm down a bit. You have been seriously pre-menstrual since your return. Either this is a troll of ucant or some event turned you into a whiny bitch. Whatever the case may be, it would behoove you to go watch some Young and the Restless, nibble some bon-bons and wait by the phone for him to call.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

search engine came up nothing, eh?

Speaking of looking things up... perhaps you should familiarize yourself with all of the meanings of a word before incorrectly stating what you're not doing.

Your cooze is oozing.

Sorry to disappoint you... it seems your opinion of me has soured. Sadly, I cannot say the same about you. You've sucked since the day you registered.

[Bizzarofelice]

You've sucked since the day you registered.

yup.
its a troll.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

I've checked the Rootstaple MagicDatabace, errr, I mean... spreadsheet. The next funny or thought provoking post of yours will be your first.


Ucan't doesn't think I'm funny... anymore. It can't be him. Now, that... that's funny. Thanks for the laugh, loser.

[Bizzarofelice]

You became that belligerent just because I think a bitch slapping fest between a prune faced douchebag with the world's worst toupee and a fat, yeast-riddled dyke isn't amusing?

Calm down. Some of us just have more refined senses of humor. I'll jingle keys in front of you in hopes of getting the ucant troll to grin next time.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

Some of us just have more refined senses of humor.

You're waaaayyyyy off bace with the terse responses and tedious when you actually mash out more than a sentence or two.

Refined? Please. More like... you're the tall drink of water, back row, wherever the fuck... cracking "mysteriously unfunny" one-liners... occasionally making the other dork who also wore a short-sleeved plaid suit to the party blast milk through his nose. That's who you are, dork.

[Bizzarofelice]

more whining

All this because I don't find Trump funny. You gots to chill.

[Goober McTuber]

Ucant is lecturing bace about what’s funny and not funny? Well, that’s worth a chuckle.

[OCmike]

more whining

All this because I don't find Trump funny. You gots to chill.

It was more cold-hearted and brutal than funny.

Still, I can't believe that a man with a combover even Chris Berman thinks is gawdawful would have the pouch to run appearance smack at someone else.

[Jack]

Ucant is lecturing bace about what’s funny and not funny? Well, that’s worth a chuckle.

Goober, just do what Donald should have done...

Ignore the Bitch, all she wants is attention and she has nothing to offer!

[Kansas City Kid]

The Donald and Rosie O'Fat should register here and indulge in a smack war! It's easily as entertaining as some of the horseshit on here! :paul:

[Adelpiero]

poor donald,

rosie o'fat lays some smack, and the mop head wants to sue. Then runs ugly and fat smack(wow, pretty original, i mean noone knew rosie was fat), and then ends with another threat of suing.


cripple fight at it's worst

[Terry in Crapchester]

cripple fight at it's worst

Yep. Nothing to see here.

Besides, who gives a rat's ass anyway?

[Derron]

Whats not funny about 2 media pub hounds bashing each other ??

Donald for all his money still can't get a decent haircut or implants, and Rosie is just a fucking pussy eating bull dyke pig.

Listening to them crack back on each other is awesome.

The View will die the day Rosie bitch slaps Elizabeth and just can't keep her tounge out of that most likely sweet pussy, flops her up on the table, holds her down with a fat forearm, and then starts lapping her snatch while them other bitches start screaming about it.

ShowTime.... What is up brah ?? Good to see you in here....Long time...

[mr showtime]

Thanks Derron... just protectin and servin..

nice image Rosie hold down Liz with her hulk hogan like forearm, and lappin away at her box while Barbra screams .. BWHAHAHAHA

[Nishlord]

Far be it for me to be the lone voice going against the grain (and disrupt the amusing spectacle of people on a Smack board having the nerve to criticise someone who has managed to straddle the goals of being morbidly obese and a success in life), but the point needs to be made; what gives someone who wears the most ridiculously unauthentic wig in history the right to point out the blindingly obvious about someone else?

Donald Trump could own every single asset in the world and name the Sun after himself, but the simple truth remains; his sole purpose on Earth is to deflect ridicule away from Elton John. Fucking hell, Don, Ronald Reagan managed to get a decent syrup sorted out, even when he was being pinned into giant nappies and having to deal with a mad wife. What's your excuse, bitch?

[kcdave]

These blowhards sound like a bitter divorced couple. Fuckem both.

Its almost Christmas, and Sir Buy Shit and Name it After Myself, and Large Lady Labia Licker have nothing better to do than this shit?

I know their images, and can only hope their egos would be better off had they spent the last 2 days visiting here -

http://www.secretsanta.org/

[Det. Jimmy McNulty]

Fuck that fat bitch. My ex keeps screwing me too with my kids, too bad I'm screwing the state's attorney on the side. Sucks to be her.

Anybody seen D'Angelo? I heard he was around these parts lately.

[Nishlord]

Why would you want to stop him? Because he allies himself more with conservatives?

Politics has nothing to do with rug-related wrongness.

[Derron]

what gives someone who wears the most ridiculously unauthentic wig in history the right to point out the blindingly obvious about someone else?

Having the ability to grab the microphone.


Why would you want to stop him? Because he allies himself more with conservatives?


You know....an interesting situation has surfaced at work.

We had our companys' Christmas party last Saturday night. And at it, the master of ceromonies {plant manager} introduced an inflatable punching bag that will become a fixture in the shop- right next to the cafeteria. There are pictures of the heads of all the managment crew available. So when a person wants to unleash their wrath on a particular power-whoring insect-in-charge, all he has to do is affix that persons picture to where the face would be and perform whatever act is necessary to relieve their tension. So far, no holes have been poked in it. But I did hear one little hypocryte saying that he thought the whole idea was extremely childish and bound to lead to trouble.

"There's nobody whose picture you would like to place on there and slap around a few times?", I said.


"No" says he.
"I'm not the kind of person who vents anger in this way. I'll speak to the person directly."


"But what if you can't speak to them? What are you to do, then? For instance, I know of your resentment of George W. Bush and Jews, as well as your sympathies with Hezzbollah, Hamas, and every organization or person against the United States. How about if I create a couple of pictures of W., Cheney, Condolesa Rice, Moshe Dayan, John Wayne, etc...for you? Do you like the idea of the punching bag more now?"




In addition to the ones I mentioned, I may have to create a picture of myself, now.

Since when did insane aslyums have employee Christmas parties ??

In addition to the ones I mentioned, I may have to create a picture of myself, now

That's good...that way when you feel down, you can walk up to the inflatale doll with a picture of your grille on it, whip the old crank out, rip a load on it's face and then walk away thinking you got over.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

All this because I don't find Trump funny. You gots to chill.

Link to where I ever said I thought Trump was funny. I stated I found their exchange to be funny.

As in... it's funny that some fat slob who is the polar opposite of everything that Miss USA stands for would take time out of her busy carpet munching day to pontificate about what The Donald should or shouldn't do in regards to a situation that 99.99% of America could give two shits about, i.e., strip some coke whore of her Miss USA title and give it the runner-up brain dead piece of eye candy who no one gives one fuck about. I mean really, when was this contest and who is this whore? I don't know, I don't care, but for some reason, someone who's the one of the ugliest, most repulsive cunts to ever walk the face of the earth does care about what The Donald decides to do with this whore. Irony, thy name is Rosie O'Donald.


Then... the dude with the dead racoon on his head who lives to tell people that they are fired, fires back at the mouthy cunt who everyone hates (except for morbidly obese, middle-aged women in the Midwest who adore her and wait with baited breath for her next cunnilingus-induced soapbox position on yet another topic she's not an authority on), threatens not only legal action (for what, I have no idea. neither does he. sounds Jerky-Boyish to me. "sue everybody!") but to also steal her bull dyke cunt squeeze as well. Imagine that! One of the Donald's hot model types will be asked to go steal away some sure to be homely fat disgusting pig of woman. Ohhhh were it to be true... the hilarity that would surely ensue!

Sorry, Bace. Perhaps it was my interpretation of the events and extrapolation of what might soon occur that tickled my funnay bone. I could be wrong. The fact you didn't find any humor whatsoever in it, I am sad for you. Or me... because ~~oh look a shiney object~~ I am so easily entertained.

[Bizzarofelice]

Out of kindness to you, I won't read any of that.

I pray you remove it before others actually do.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

Out of kindness to you, I won't read any of that.

You posted just to let me know you didn't read my post nor will you be commenting on my post?
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I eagerly anticipate your next non-response response.

In fact.... I just <<checked>> the ole "Notify me when a baceless reply is NOT posted" box.

[Smackie Chan]

Out of kindness to you, I won't read any of that.

So that's a "no" on ucant?

[bbqjones]

rack bace

best one sentence response smack ive ever seen

[bbqjones]

edit: i meant smackie chin