The "Why Derron sucks at message boards" thread.

Vixen · Post by **Vixen** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 4:45 pm

Not one memorable post since the 16th of January 2005.

Also, because he posts.

He's a known queer who PMs others with whiney responses when he's getting a beat down.

poptart could kick his ass.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Fri Dec 22, 2006 4:53 pm

I can think of 65,536 reasons why Derron sucks at the Internet.

Regards,

:rts:

Plato · Post by **Plato** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 6:43 pm

I don't feel right picking on someone like Derron, I mean he can't really help it. We should be more sympathetic to those kinds of people, not only at this time of year, but all year round.

Merry Christmas!

Blitzen · Post by **Blitzen** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 7:09 pm

Whenever I feel like smacking on derron I remember how badly I feel about that Christmas in Pittsburgh when we broken into Scritti's house and drank all his flavored water, smashed his Kylie collection, soiled his clean laundry, and stole his bus money.

Smacking retards is fun but only while they're alive.

"Once I'm dead they'll all be sorry." -The suicidal part of derron's sub conscience.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 7:28 pm

Vixen wrote:Not one memorable post since the 16th of January 2005.

Also, because he posts.

He's a known queer who PMs others with whiney responses when he's getting a beat down.

poptart could kick his ass.

Fucking liar troll.. Link to any PM's...???? Not much chance of that you dick smoker....

If IB was banned for being an unreadable piece of shit, I'd have to say duhrron ought to be the next one in the chute.

His sole function appears to be keeping Dins' ankles moist as he desperately attempts to project an image of U&L chic. [/quote

Bwwaahaaaalike ....you have put up anything that did not end with , " you fucking moron", "you fucking idot" and since you have had your ass handed to you soooo many times by different posters... you takes are so predictable...

" Bomb Saddam, Carter sucks... I am the bomb....Fuck all you morons and you Jew mother fuckers. "

Amazing how the trolls post and then reply to themselves. That's smack at T1B.

I hope your fucking house burns down on Christmas Eve.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 7:28 pm

Vixen wrote:Not one memorable post since the 16th of January 2005.

Also, because he posts.

He's a known queer who PMs others with whiney responses when he's getting a beat down.

poptart could kick his ass.

Fucking liar troll.. Link to any PM's...???? Not much chance of that you dick smoker....

If IB was banned for being an unreadable piece of shit, I'd have to say duhrron ought to be the next one in the chute.

His sole function appears to be keeping Dins' ankles moist as he desperately attempts to project an image of U&L chic.

Bwwaahaaaalike ....you have put up anything that did not end with , " you fucking moron", "you fucking idot" and since you have had your ass handed to you soooo many times by different posters... you takes are so predictable...

" Bomb Saddam, Carter sucks... I am the bomb....Fuck all you morons and you Jew mother fuckers. "

Amazing how the trolls post and then reply to themselves. That's smack at T1B.

I hope your fucking house burns down on Christmas Eve.

velocet · Post by **velocet** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 7:34 pm

So in a call out thread titled "The "Why Derron sucks at message boards" thread" Derron proves it for the Deer by fukking up his reply then double posting by way of correction.

Well, Derron gets points for showing up to face impossible odds anyway.

velocet

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 8:01 pm

t-b, the Reindeer, derron. Not pictured, Kevnic.

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 10:02 pm

Toddowen wrote:It's the "here" and "now" that's slowly torturing me.

It's about ending the pain....period

MerryChristmasTodd

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 10:04 pm

We can only hope, Jay. We can only hope.

Vixen · Post by **Vixen** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 11:23 pm

From: Derron
To: Vixen
Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 11:33 am
Subject: You think you're funny?

If I find out who the pussies are hiding behind these trolls I will buy a fucking ticket and fly wherevever you aer to kick your pathetic asses! You have no clue who the fuck you're messing with! I also have a shitload of friends who would love nothing more than to kick a few trolls asses. I will hunt you faggots down one by one, watch me!!! You'll learn not fuck fuck with me when my fist meets face!!!

Yawn.

I'm really scared. No, really...you have no idea. I hope your friends aren't named Guy and Blaine.

It's just a message board, tard.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 11:30 pm

Bwah!

No way

Rudolph · Post by **Rudolph** » Sat Dec 23, 2006 12:13 am

Oh alright. If we're really going to post this loser's meltdowns.

From: Derron
To: Rudolph
Posted: Tuesday December 12, 2006 12:08 pm
Subject: Get the fuck out of here

You guys aren't funny. Quit fucking up the board will you? You think you are all cute and shit but it's just old and lame. All of you troll fuckers are unreadable fucking pieces of shit. Ankle biting motherfuckers like you don't bring shit, and I seriously would be happy to kick the shit out of you for real. I'll make fucking stew out of you and your asshole friends. Fuck off or let's get it on for real.

Too damn funny, man.

socal · Post by **socal** » Sat Dec 23, 2006 1:49 am

RadioFan wrote:t-b, the Reindeer, derron. Not pictured, Kevnic.

T1B RETRACTION: Upon further review, trace amounts of Kevnic were detected on the reindeer hook and in the upper jaw of the Derronfish.

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Sat Dec 23, 2006 2:17 am

You'll learn not fuck fuck with me when my fist meets face!!!

Beautiful. If Derron's not making a living subtitling Chopsock films, he's wasting his life.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Sat Dec 23, 2006 6:53 pm

I said link to the actual PM, not some dreamed up shit you come up with.

Let's note the particpants in this thread:

Troll
Ucunt
mvscunt
Troll
Troll
velocet
RadioFag
Tardownen " I am going to off myself"
Jay in Phoenix
Radio Fag
Troll
RadioFag
Troll
socunt
Gashlicker

What a fuckin stellar group of morons....

15 posts - 5 by trolls- 9 by self glossed fags and 1 decent poster. Now you faggots can fight over who that is.

Nice job on making up the PM's... it shows such tenacity to try and get over.. and also says you have no life.. like everybody did not know that already. How much time did you spend doing that ??

How much of a gomer to you have to be to fabricate those PM's ?? Fuckin hilarious....

Cicatrix · Post by **Cicatrix** » Sat Dec 23, 2006 7:18 pm

Derron wrote:What a fuckin stellar group of morons....

At least those "morons" have mastered the ubb code and know enough to look over a post before hitting submit.

You've been run.

See if Todd has anyone room left next to him on the shower rod.

Rudolph · Post by **Rudolph** » Sun Dec 24, 2006 12:25 am

bwahahahaha

Look at Derron backing away from his blubbering PM mesS. And by the way, crybaby, everyone who's posted in this thread could plow your colon straight up to your red neck with little effort at all.

Catch a shower now, you illiterate foul-mouthed oaf.

Dasher · Post by **Dasher** » Sun Dec 24, 2006 12:50 am

Derron is a scared little gun toting tool. You can tell he's a real life sackless pussy by how hard he tries to project himself as a tough guy on the internet. What a fucking clown that dipshit is.

Rudolph · Post by **Rudolph** » Sun Dec 24, 2006 1:13 am

Plowing colon is reserved for a select few, Mace. We love deer ol' Derron.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Sun Dec 24, 2006 1:15 am

Dasher wrote:Derron is a scared little gun toting tool. You can tell he's a real life sackless pussy by how hard he tries to project himself as a tough guy on the internet. .

As opposed to, say, hiding behind a troll to smack people?

Pretty much a fucking wash in the sackless pussy department.

Rudolph · Post by **Rudolph** » Sun Dec 24, 2006 1:19 am

Whenever I read a Missy Bushice post I know how Marilyn Monroe felt as she overdosed on sleeping pills.

Dasher · Post by **Dasher** » Sun Dec 24, 2006 1:25 am

I just might give Bushice's OL the gift she's been asking for for years...a good dicking. She'll slurp up my gamey cock faster than Bushy's little feller goes bankrupt after she takes her bra off.

Rudolph · Post by **Rudolph** » Sun Dec 24, 2006 1:27 am

Mister Cuckold

Dasher · Post by **Dasher** » Sun Dec 24, 2006 1:31 am

Never underestimate the size of reindeer cock, my friend.

I kinda get around, and shit.

T1B

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