Is nothing sacred??

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Jack
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Is nothing sacred??

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WOW!! I saw this ad on the web..

GET YOUR "The 10 Commandments" COMPLIMENTARY RINGTONE RIGHT NOW!

Some things should be kept sacred!!

WTF??

How does that ringtone sound???

...
Cell Phone in pocket, all of a sudden, you hear...

(Thunderous Boom!!)

I am the Lord Your GOD! You shall not have any GODS before me!!...

Now that would be kind of funny to see someone answer that ringtone but....

Or what if you are in a meeting or in a club, and your cell phone goes off...

(Thunderous Boom!!)

You Shall not Commit Adultery!!...

(Thunderous Boom!!)

You Shall not Commit Adultery!!...

(Thunderous Boom!!)

You Shall not Commit Adultery!!...

Repeated over and over until you can find the damn phone!!

....
IMO,

Some things are sacred..

The 10 commandments should not be commercialized !!

Even if they are funny!!
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Re: Is nothing sacred??

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Jack wrote:WOW!! I saw this ad on the web..
WOW!! Another shitty Jack thread..
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Post by Jack »

Merry Christmas, Smackie !!
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Post by Ken »

Shut the fuck up.
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Post by Blitzen »

You're horrible. I'm shitting in your mailbox tonight.
THRASHER wrote:It REIGN of Terror, fucking illiterate dipshit.
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Post by Jack »

Merry Christmas to you too, little Kenny (and to all of your trolls!)

Blitzen,

You and the other reindeer, have a big job ahead of you tonight!!

Since you will all need to lighten the load..

I'm glad you give a crap for Kenny!!
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Blitzen wrote:You're horrible. I'm shitting in your mailbox tonight.
Done. Merry Christmas, dillhole.
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Post by Gunslinger »

Fucking Epic!

The initial post was epic then the follow up of insulting reindeer was epic.

EPIC!!

If only history books could see this beauty.

Its fucking magnificant.

I want to be those reindeer trolls. I want to be them.
I fucking suck.
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