An open challenge to Screw Michigan

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Jan 04, 2007 12:06 am

Hey Screw Michigan -- do me a favor, and link up one fucking thing you've said on this board that was witty or clever...one.

That's all I ask...one. Come up with it, and I'll rack you. Fail, and I'll issue an ultimatum to the admins here to install the "ignore" feature, so you can recieve the ignoring that you so richly deserve.

C'mon, tough guy...ONE THING. Just one.

Can't do it, can you?

Just one...that's all I ask.

Stupid fucking bitch of a retard.

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Thu Jan 04, 2007 12:09 am

ultimatum ?
pretty "ballsy" coming from an
old Peter Boyle fan !!

Jerkovich · Post by **Jerkovich** » Thu Jan 04, 2007 12:11 am

TARD FIGHT!!!!!

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Thu Jan 04, 2007 12:15 am

Watch out.
You don't want Dinsdale following you around.

ElvisMonster · Post by **ElvisMonster** » Thu Jan 04, 2007 12:16 am

Is this a death match?

Jerkovich · Post by **Jerkovich** » Thu Jan 04, 2007 12:20 am

ElvisMonster wrote:Is this a death match?

you're out of your league, cuntface

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Jan 04, 2007 12:21 am

ElvisMonster wrote:Is this a death match?

Just Screw Michigan's. His act has grown more than stale. Like trying to get the admins to do something his keyboard couldn't...shall we go there, too, SM?

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Thu Jan 04, 2007 12:39 am

Mikey wrote:Watch out.
You don't want Dinsdale following you around.

Is that like don't pick up whatever you drop?

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Jan 04, 2007 2:30 am

Dinsdale wrote:I'll issue an ultimatum to the admins here to install the "ignore" feature...

Aww, isn't this cute. Dins shitting where he eats, again.

I can't wait to read this ultimatum, I'm sure it's going to go really well.... not really.

What, you no rikey Screwed? Does he get under your skin? Pwned!

Here's an idear. You can just ignore those who annoy you without having to make a snivelling, theatrical production out of it. But that's not the way you roll, is it Dins?

Cripple Fight · Post by **Cripple Fight** » Thu Jan 04, 2007 4:17 am

Sup fellas?

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Thu Jan 04, 2007 5:03 pm

ElvisMonster wrote:Is this a death match?

All I know is I'm getting a free record player when it's over

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Jan 04, 2007 5:24 pm

I'm pretty sure this thread does not have the proper permits. I think we'll have to shut it down.

A.C. Crut · Post by **A.C. Crut** » Thu Jan 04, 2007 6:33 pm

Ultimatums rule

Especially on a 'smackboard'

tuff gong · Post by **tuff gong** » Thu Jan 04, 2007 7:37 pm

Toddowen wrote:wheatgerm shampoo.

wow do they still make that stuff?

Cripple Fight · Post by **Cripple Fight** » Thu Jan 04, 2007 8:14 pm

This is going well.

Trampis · Post by **Trampis** » Thu Jan 04, 2007 8:16 pm

tuff gong wrote:
Toddowen wrote:wheatgerm shampoo.
wow do they still make that stuff?

Yes but its whole wheat shampoo,none of that gum and sugar stuff anymore,availible at most granola and birkenstock shacks.

The Whistle Is Screaming · Thu Jan 04, 2007 8:24 pm

A.C. Crut wrote:Ultimatums rule

Damn right, best frisbee game evar!

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 12:10 am

tuff gong wrote:
Toddowen wrote:wheatgerm shampoo.
wow do they still make that stuff?

It's not even real shampoo if it has wheat in it.

Dumbasses.

Trampis · Post by **Trampis** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 12:31 am

Smackie Chan wrote:
tuff gong wrote:
Toddowen wrote:wheatgerm shampoo.
wow do they still make that stuff?
It's not even real shampoo if it has wheat in it.

Dumbasses.

Rack!Chuckle chuckle

Louis Cyphre · Post by **Louis Cyphre** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 1:22 am

If you use wheat germ shampoo, you're gay!

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 8:14 pm

Toddowen wrote:Exactly what set off this call out, Dinsdale?

Just exposing the biggest fucking heel-nipping, worthless pussy on this board far what he is...

That's all.

He was logged into this board when I posted this. Said so right at the top of the forum. Where's his response? Wait -- it doesn't involve being able to say "rack So-And-So...you sure kicked Dinsdale's ass!"

Which is all the worthless fucking retard is good for.

Dude sure talks tough, so I just gave him the opportunity for him to show us all this mad game he must have, considering his ankle-biting responses.

But :BIGSHOCKER: -- dude talked the talk, and when given the opportunity to walk the walk, he appears to have grown a vagina. But really, dude knew this wasn't going to end well for him. I issued a challange to him with the eyes of the entire board upon him -- a challenge we both knew he could never take.

But if dude thought he could gravytrain other posters, and somehow twist that into other posters being his "bitch"(we can bring this up any time you like, Screwed_In_Michigan), dude had another thing coming. Just because the masses here have grown complacent to the "Old Ways," it doesn't mean we all have. You wanna run your keyboard, then be prepared to back it up...which dude has NEVER done, due to inability.

Let this serve as a lesson -- if you suck like Screw Michigan at the YMCA, then it's best to sit in the corner and watch, or risk being exposed for the pussy you are.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 9:21 pm

Toddowen wrote:he fled like a bunny.

How did bace get into this discussion?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sat Jan 06, 2007 5:21 pm

This has gone swimmingly.

OTST · Post by **OTST** » Sat Jan 06, 2007 5:41 pm

Toddowen wrote:He has a tendancy to post the type of "Go join a death cult" reply towards me that Goober, Derron, and AP all post. I don't even bother to brush those flies away. In fact, I toss out a morsel and let them fester on it whenever I feel pitious. I know that AP's cupboards sometimes grow bare, Derron feels like the U&L poster that nobody cares for or appreciates, and Goober is just a rambling derrelict that can't survive without charity in the form of punching bag to attempt a swing at.

Ever notice that certified shit trolls like this bitch always reference other posters that give him beatdowns in just about every thread, even when those "in his dome" posters aren't part of the subject let alone IN those threads? I have. I believe there are other shit trolls that do the same.

Jerkovich · Post by **Jerkovich** » Sat Jan 06, 2007 9:14 pm

Nice that toddownsyndromes thinks he is a quality poster right behind the infamous dimsdunce. Fucking beautiful sight watch the morons melt, and melt they shall!

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sat Jan 06, 2007 9:35 pm

When I think of a top five or top ten list of "quality" posters, Jerkovich usually hits the top spot.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sat Jan 06, 2007 11:47 pm

DING DING DING! we have a winner!

Mace wrote:Or maybe he's just too busy laughing his fucking ass off at your ignorance.....or maybe it's both.

nope, mace. just the latter.

i knew this latest temper tantrum from dins was just the repurcussion of him still feeling the aftereffects of a (yet another) plunger raping at the hands of mikey. and, predictably, any call out thread by dins will always end spectacularly with him shitting down his leg and exposing himself for the hypocrite that he is (although he does that in every thread he posts in). that's why i let this little beauty grow for a while before i chimed in.

now for little bitch boy himself: dins, you are so fucking full of shit and so pathetic, you make the following dudes seem honest:

it's not my fault you can't take your asskicking like a man, hell, it's not my fault you're not a man at all. from drywall to college football to pretty much every topic ever conceived on the face of the earth, your opinion is worthless because you are a known and a convicted liar on all of them. no one believes a single word that comes out of your fucking mouth, yet you never admit you were wrong and fucked up (we all know how fucking hard that is for a sackless camel toe like yourself) but in the middle of your plungering, you pull the #1 bitch card: deflecting (or spinning, as your so good at) attention away from your raping to try to save face.

glad to see the rest of the board saw through your facade of lies and bullshit. the dins resume is pretty spectacular.

EXPERIENCED IN:

lying
backpedaling
skewing the truth to suit my own agenda
spinning
bullshitting
ignoring facts and the truth
pulling shit out of my ass

someone might as well makes duncedale's title: LIAR AS A HUMAN BEING. because that's exactly what you are, you pathetic cunt. go fuck yourself.

VVVV

Dinsdale wrote:since your fucking stupid

OTST · Post by **OTST** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 1:25 am

Toddowen wrote:[ Take your place right behind that other epic poster, OTST, on the tandem train of retarded wannabees that I poke for an easy quickie.

FYI....for a top poster, you're in serious danger of moving to the undesirable side of OTST.

Wow, well look at our resident shit troll that talks about fantasys raping the mother unit, suicide, auto shop, and a never ending self loathing and feelings of worthlessness. Now I'm in his dome now? Thou doth cry too much.

Bobby42 · Post by **Bobby42** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 1:26 am

Dins is the crack spider's bitch.

For more information on the crack spider's bitch go to: http://www.theoneboard.com/board/viewtopic.php?t=21815

Jerkovich · Post by **Jerkovich** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 12:49 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:When I think of a top five or top ten list of "quality" posters, Jerkovich usually hits the top spot.

Thank you. Obviously the memo wasn't read by toddownsyndrome

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sun Jan 07, 2007 5:13 pm

Hmm. Guess I'll have to make the sarcasm more obvious next time.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 5:37 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:pull the #1 bitch card: deflecting (or spinning, as your so good at) attention away from your raping to try to save face.

Dinsdale wrote:Hey Screw Michigan -- do me a favor, and link up one fucking thing you've said on this board that was witty or clever...one.

Cripple Fight · Post by **Cripple Fight** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 5:58 pm

Seriously, you guys need some help?

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 4:38 am

Toddowen wrote:
OTST wrote:
Wow, well

Are you sure you didn't mean "Well, well" or even "Wow, wow"?

OTST wrote:Now I'm in his dome now?
Maybe you meant "Now, now"?

OTST wrote: Thou doth
Or could you have meant "Thou, thou"?

Seriously... for a "top poster", you're doing a really great Artie Fufkin imitation.

Well played, todd... but who's Artie Fufkin?

Please tell me I shouldn't have known.

warren · Post by **warren** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 5:25 am

I'm in the east end of london in the place they call Bow, and I'm watching a band on SKY called dinosaur jr. play a cover of a cure song and after reading this shit i'm actually looking forward to my flight home now.

Thanks fuckheads. I just link up for a couple of laughs and all I get is a reason to share my boring assed travelogue and watch a couple of pukes wipe each others lips.

See you fags in Texas tomorrow.

God Bless America.

socal · Post by **socal** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 5:27 am

Warren,

Tell J. Mascis to go easy on the distortion in "Just Like Heaven". We know he's a guitar god among rock critics and college radio dj's. ('sup Bace.)

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 6:57 am

warren wrote:See you fags in Texas tomorrow.

I hope you're back for a while so we can engage in some friendly banter, you fucking douche.

Have a safe trip.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 2:43 pm

Toddowen wrote:Goober is just a rambling derrelict that can't survive without charity in the form of punching bag to attempt a swing at.

And what a wonderful little punching bag you are, you drunken fucking pedophile.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Mon Jan 08, 2007 3:14 pm

Toddowen wrote:In fact, I toss out a morsel and let them fester on it whenever I feel pitious.

I never understood the mentality of board bitches who think they're "getting over", when in fact, they're "getting worked."

I bet you blow Nogs for dime pieces of crack and then scream "BODE" as you fire up that glass dick. You're pathetic.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Jan 08, 2007 4:12 pm

This thread really had potential. Way to let me down, fuckstains.

Sin,

my down time

T1B

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