My wishes for you for 2007

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R-Jack wrote:Fuck you all. I wish you no goodwill or prosperity. I hope you are all left in a desert and have to eat fingernail clippings and drink your own blood to survive. I hope you get analy violated with an Ipod (the older, bigger one) with it stuck on a Carpenters playlist. Good God I wish you find a videotape of your wife and your daughter taking turns sucking the baby batter out of your childhood bully. I would like all of you to get fired from your job and your boss punches you in the mouth and kicks you in the adams apple. I hope you get lose to Cireo in a battle of wits. I want you to see your mother light your dog on fire. Eat my ass with ranch dressing. I hope all of you drop dead and rot because nobody bothered to check up on your sorry asses until a different stench came up from Mom's basement.

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nothing beats the kind warm fuzzy
thoughts that are posted on this board !!
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Hey R-Jack

I hope a parade of disgusting fat bitches waddle into the JC Penny shoe department where you've transferred and want to try on a dozen pairs each.

I hope the CV joints in your 94 Sentra shoot craps. I hope you go to Jiffy Lube and pay them $495.95 to change your transmishun fluid trying to get it fixed.

I hope the IRS audits your ass for trying to claim 6 dependents for being strung out on 6 different narcotics.

I hope you forget to renew all your payday loans, they deposit them, and they bounce.

Other than that, have a great 2007.
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R-Jack wrote: And I hope a tragic forklifting accident .............would get out from behind the wheel and get hit by a bus.
What? That's all I get?

I've been cheated.

At least fucking try to bring some decent smack in response, gimpy. You started the thread, afterall.
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Re: My wishes for you for 2007

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R-Jack wrote:I hope you get lose to Cireo in a battle of wits.
I hope you're closer to your medication the next time you post during one of your seizures.
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I hope a cop shoots Tardowen in the face... with a shotgun, sidearm, or short arm.
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R-Jack wrote:
War Wagon wrote:You started the thread, afterall.
You're right. I clearly remember wishing for no goodwill to come to any of you. Obviously a bus hitting paydirt might be bad for you but very positive to most anyone here who has to read your tripe. So lucky for you, I have to take back my wish for your death.

Instead I wish you get kidnapped and forced to watch your daughter taste her own ass off of a black cock. There you go. Get fucked.
There. That's better. You still suck at trying to run smack, but at least you were coherent that round. Good for you. golf claps

Just curious though what brought on this topic? Was there like ever some point in your dullard posting career where you like delusionally thought you were creative and stuff? Did you ever once think you were better than say, dungslinger?

This just in. You suck.
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Toddowen wrote:...failure to come to a complete stop at a stop sign.
That's hitting below the belt, Todd.
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I hope you're all still alive in 2008.




































So we can all shit on each other for another year.
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Mikey wrote:I hope you're all still alive in 2008.

So we can all shit on each other for another year.
Same to you Mikey, though it's likely that 'tart will have run us all by then.
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Pops never runned anybody.

We all let him think he did, though, just 'cause it's cool to humor the old and infirm.
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That's really awesome material there, socal.
What happened to that little yellow price slasher dude? I thought for sure he'd be in any WalMart dance party.
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Here's to R-Jacks putting some 2007 touches on his fancy homebuilt Bay Area Crib and burning the UberJackShak down to ashes because of his shitty "permit free" wiring job. I can only wish that with luck you'll burn the neighborhood down as well.

I hope your sled drops a tranny in some shithole town and the mechanic fucks you over then creates bogus charges after you pay the bill on the Corporate Card.

Would a massive quake that levels your town into available Real Estate be asking to much.

Have a good year I guess.
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R-Jack wrote:
War Wagon wrote:You started the thread, afterall.

Instead I wish you get kidnapped and forced to watch your daughter taste her own ass off of a black cock. There you go. Get fucked.
RACK THAT!!!!!
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What's with all the "black cock" going around on the board ?
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Everybody wang chung, Tom.

2007 -- Year of the bwrack cwrock.
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Tom In VA wrote:What's with all the "black cock" going around on the board ?

canibus is making a comeback in a big way
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Tom In VA wrote:What's with all the "black cock" going around on the board ?
I'm sure you'll get your share.
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schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Goober McTuber wrote:
Tom In VA wrote:What's with all the "black cock" going around on the board ?
I'm sure you'll get your share.
Go suck a Pashtun-Uzbek choad.
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"Little Red Rooster" ?

Too lazy to crow for days ? Willie Dixon singin' the blues about whiskey dick or some other form of impotence ?


What was it the brutha said on his why he was wearing a tuxedo to his vasectomy operation ?
With all the horseshit around here, you'd think there'd be a pony somewhere.
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