Joke

[Smackie Chan]

Yeah, I know it's lame, and should prolly be TRoTS'ed. But its quality is consistent with what's been posted here lately ...
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While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a bottle
along the way and picked it up.

Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said
"Master, may I grant you one wish?"

"You ignorant unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I am? I
don't need any common woman giving me anything," barked Bin Laden.

The shocked genie said "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be
returned to that bottle forever."

Osama thought a moment. Then grumbled about the impertinence of the
woman, and said "Very well, I want to awaken with three American women in
my bed in the morning, so just do it and be off with you!"

"So be it" said the Genie and she disappeared.

The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya
Harding, and Hillary Clinton.

His penis was gone, his knees were broken, and he had no health insurance.


God is good.

[Britney's Discharge]

Yeah, I know it's lame, and should prolly be TRoTS'ed.

Lame? Oh, you mean after Tonya whacked his knees, he was lame. OK, now I get it.

[Jack]

You want a joke??

here's a joke.








Woman's rights!

[quacker backer]

that's 45 seconds of my life I will never get back

[Jack]

Power of Deduction

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep.
Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

Watson replies, "I see millions of stars."

"What does that tell you?"

Watson ponders for a minute. "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Timewise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it’s evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"

Holmes is silent for a moment, then speaks. "Watson, you idiot, someone has stolen our tent."

[Ken]

Yeah that's it, jack. See what you can do to improve the thread by posting another joke. Good fucking thought... if you're a 6yr. old.

[Jack]

5 1/2 ... but who's counting?