USC place kicker found dead per ESPN

the_ouskull · Post by **the_ouskull** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 4:14 am

Who's his backup?

Sin,
The Feds

the_ouskull

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 4:40 am

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=2722825

Found at the bottom of a cliff? Something ain't right...

RIP

420 · Post by **420** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 5:17 am

He must have gotten a GPA above 2.0.

That's what you get for showing up to more than half of your courses.

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 6:12 am

Calling it a suicide.

Q, West Coast Style · Post by **Q, West Coast Style** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 6:15 am

Taking a quick glance at a globe I'd have to say he went wide left.

The Assassin · Post by **The Assassin** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 6:21 am

The Seer wrote:Calling it a suicide.

Why? He made his kicks in the Rose Bowl didn't he?

Now if we find Tony Romo at the bottom of a clif tomorrow.....

SoCalTrjn · Post by **SoCalTrjn** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 6:44 am

he missed two xp's at the Rose Bowl
the backup didnt make the grades and didnt play in the Rose Bowl

too soon to say if it is a suicide or not, he may have just fallen off the cliffs, either way it's a very sad story.

420 · Post by **420** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 6:54 am

Two nights ago, he was No. 1 on Letterman's Top 10 list of
Top Ten Signs You're Watching Too Much College Football:

10. During breakfast, you ask your son to pass the Nokia Sugar Bowl

9. Canceled family trip to Mexico, going to Boise State instead

8. Mailed nude photos of yourself to Brent Musburger

7. Insist on being called "Coach" even though you're a dentist

6. Told your daughter, "I'd love to go to your wedding, but the Northern Illinois-TCU is on"

5. Every time you walk ten yards, three of your friends have to move the chains

4. Instead of a shower, you dump a bucket of Gatorade on yourself

3. Always asking, "What would Joe Paterno do?"

2. Your solution to Iraq-- "I dunno, a playoff system?"

1. In bed, your wife says, "Get a Trojan" -- you come back with USC Kicker Mario Danelo

I feel sorry for his family.

GreginPG · Post by **GreginPG** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 5:45 pm

420 wrote:

I feel sorry for his family.

Yeah sure you do. Your first post in this thread made that perfectly clear.

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 10:33 pm

GreginPG wrote:
420 wrote:

I feel sorry for his family.

Yeah sure you do. Your first post in this thread made that perfectly clear.

He's definitely the king of the backhanded compliment...

Bobby42 · Post by **Bobby42** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 11:01 pm

Life's a bitch, then you die.

You're on top of the world, everything's going your way and then you fall off a cliff.
While there's a bunch of suckers walking around doing shit with their lives.

Clarett can you hear me?

Terry in Crapchester · Mon Jan 08, 2007 6:42 am

Sad. RIP.

420 · Post by **420** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 10:52 am

Bobby42 wrote:Life's a bitch, then you die.

Bobby gets it.