Why is Shauna MerryMan such a faggot???

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

Did anyone see this juicehead being interviewed at halftime yesterday? Who the fuck wears a tank top when being interviewed by a bunch of suits on national TV? I'll tell ya. A pickle puffer, that's who. Hey MerryMan, you do realize that a bunch of men are watching you and your roided out Trap Muscles, right? This homo could have worn a ballerina's outfit and appeared more hetero than he did yesterday. I guess that was this faggot's way of saying, "Fuck you, I juiced and I'm still playing" to the rest of America. Between him and Castillo, I think they can pick up right where Balco left off. My God, was that queerbait all juiced up, or what? No definition, huge ass traps preventing him from hearing normally, and he looked like he'd pop if you stuck him with a pin. Good thing you Charger fans have some legitimate players like LT. Bunch of roided up cheaters manning your defense. I hope you and cheating team get blown the fuck out this weekend.

[Loganfan]

It was 80 degrees here yesterday....what else should he be wearing?

[Raydah James]

Fucking RACK.


PFT's been clowning the fuck outta that bloated faggot too:



Shawne Merriman's "success" creates some George Foreman style opportunities.








"Shawne Merriman is pleased to learn that gamma radiation isn't on the NFL's list of banned substances"

[Raydah James]

Roiduhfan whimpering about juicers is always good for a laugh.

As is charger dumbfuck affixing thier cock clamps to Marryman's Shriveled mancannon.

[Cueball]

This is the same moron, when asked which team he'd prefer to play, said the Jets have been dominating the first half and thinks they win the game. I'm looking for a transcrpit to send to the Pats' locker room as we speak.

[DallasFanatic]

Did anyone see this juicehead being interviewed at halftime yesterday? Who the fuck wears a tank top when being interviewed by a bunch of suits on national TV? I'll tell ya. A pickle puffer, that's who. Hey MerryMan, you do realize that a bunch of men are watching you and your roided out Trap Muscles, right? This homo could have worn a ballerina's outfit and appeared more hetero than he did yesterday. I guess that was this faggot's way of saying, "Fuck you, I juiced and I'm still playing" to the rest of America. Between him and Castillo, I think they can pick up right where Balco left off. My God, was that queerbait all juiced up, or what? No definition, huge ass traps preventing him from hearing normally, and he looked like he'd pop if you stuck him with a pin. Good thing you Charger fans have some legitimate players like LT. Bunch of roided up cheaters manning your defense. I hope you and cheating team get blown the fuck out this weekend.

I'll bet you wouldn't say that shit to his face.

You have no idea how gay you sound Paul. Sometimes its better to just not respond.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

It was 80 degrees here yesterday....what else should he be wearing?

He was on national TV... being interviewed by a bunch of suits.


I bet his b/f just got done zone-blitzing his man-shute and dude just grabbed whatever was lying on the floor.

[Raydah James]

Did anyone see this juicehead being interviewed at halftime yesterday? Who the fuck wears a tank top when being interviewed by a bunch of suits on national TV? I'll tell ya. A pickle puffer, that's who. Hey MerryMan, you do realize that a bunch of men are watching you and your roided out Trap Muscles, right? This homo could have worn a ballerina's outfit and appeared more hetero than he did yesterday. I guess that was this faggot's way of saying, "Fuck you, I juiced and I'm still playing" to the rest of America. Between him and Castillo, I think they can pick up right where Balco left off. My God, was that queerbait all juiced up, or what? No definition, huge ass traps preventing him from hearing normally, and he looked like he'd pop if you stuck him with a pin. Good thing you Charger fans have some legitimate players like LT. Bunch of roided up cheaters manning your defense. I hope you and cheating team get blown the fuck out this weekend.

I'll bet you wouldn't say that shit to his face.

You have no idea how gay you sound Paul. Sometimes its better to just not respond.

These days, its much more shocking when Paul doesnt act like a lobotomized dumbfuck.

[DallasFanatic]

Someone needs to wytch a pic of RuPaul man sandwiched between Ed Hocculi and Shawn Merriman.

[trev]

Did anyone see this juicehead being interviewed at halftime yesterday? Who the fuck wears a tank top when being interviewed by a bunch of suits on national TV? I'll tell ya. A pickle puffer, that's who. Hey MerryMan, you do realize that a bunch of men are watching you and your roided out Trap Muscles, right? This homo could have worn a ballerina's outfit and appeared more hetero than he did yesterday. I guess that was this faggot's way of saying, "Fuck you, I juiced and I'm still playing" to the rest of America. Between him and Castillo, I think they can pick up right where Balco left off. My God, was that queerbait all juiced up, or what? No definition, huge ass traps preventing him from hearing normally, and he looked like he'd pop if you stuck him with a pin. Good thing you Charger fans have some legitimate players like LT. Bunch of roided up cheaters manning your defense. I hope you and cheating team get blown the fuck out this weekend.

You're a faggot for even caring what he was wearing. If you aren't going to take your high strung bet welching self out of here, at least keep your obsession with NFL players and their sexuality to yourself.

No one else cares what he was wearing.

[Dinsdale]

No one else cares what he was wearing.

Maybe you shouldn't speak for everyoine else, if you don't know WTF you're talking about. The opinions I've heard from others, what few there are, is that Merroidrage was very much thumbing his nose at the NFL, its fans, and its policies.

"HAHA...I juiced to get these pipes, and all I got was 4 games...and a Pro Bowl selection."


What an absolute classless piece of shit he is.

[trev]

No one else cares what he was wearing.

Maybe you shouldn't speak for everyoine else, if you don't know WTF you're talking about. The opinions I've heard from others, what few there are, is that Merroidrage was very much thumbing his nose at the NFL, its fans, and its policies.

"HAHA...I juiced to get these pipes, and all I got was 4 games...and a Pro Bowl selection."


What an absolute classless piece of shit he is.

I still don't care what he was wearing. Maybe he chose to show his muscles in order to prove he doesn't use roids. You don't know. But I'll put you down for caring what he was wearing. He's going to have to show me more before I call him a classless piece of shit.

[Raydah James]

I still don't care what he was wearing. Maybe he chose to show his muscles in order to prove he doesn't use roids.

Re-read that again.


You're better than this. Seriously.



Marryman is exactly that-A classless piece of shit. The bag of popcorn he sent to the best defensive player after getting his pussy ass handed to him out front should have told you.

[trev]

I don't want a classless piece of shit on my team. Ever.

When he gets to that point, I'll let you know.

Nope. A bag of popcorn doesn't do it either.

You want Merriman on the Raiders??

[Dinsdale]

I still don't care what he was wearing. Maybe he chose to show his muscles in order to prove he doesn't use roids.

Re-read that again.

If she does, she would realize that the Retard Fairy paid her a visit last night.


PSSST, Trev!! Uhm...you DO realize that Merroidrage is a proven juicer, right?

Nice theory -- he wore a tank top to prove he wasn't what's already been PROVEN?

He's on the juice, you're on crack...call that one a draw, I guess.


And save the PR-spin "no, it was just an OTC suppliment" bullshit -- in case you're new to sports, whiz-quiz results are confidential, and EVERY player ever busted for juicing tells the same bullshit story, because no one can refute it.

He represents much that is wrong with the NFL...and sports fans in general.

[Mikey]

Gaydar James and my bitch Dinsdale's ideal NFL interview attire:

[jiminphilly]

I still don't care what he was wearing. Maybe he chose to show his muscles in order to prove he doesn't use roids.

Re-read that again.


You're better than this. Seriously.



Marryman is exactly that-A classless piece of shit. The bag of popcorn he sent to the best defensive player after getting his pussy ass handed to him out front should have told you.

I actually thought the bag of popcorn was pretty funny.

This just in, NFL players are assholes. Film at 11.

Sinc-
Marcus Allen

[trev]

My view on Merriman. Disappointed he tested positive. He paid his punishment. It's over. He doesn't make or break the Chargers. They fare well with or without him.

Starting up a thread calling him a fag is a little over the top.

[Mikey]

Starting up a thread calling him a fag is a little over the top.

And yet it's the best that Raider fan can come up with.

[DallasFanatic]

Fag is a little lame, but cheating piece of shit certainly fits this guy.

[Dinsdale]

And yet it's the best that Raider fan can come up with.

Uhmmmm....UCan't is a Raiderfan now?

And you might actually try running some smack before you start declaring anyone your "bitch," much less the King of the Hill, there, buddy.

Maybe make your first start in Single-A ball, rather than the All-Star Game...


douche.

[Mikey]

And I suppose Gaydar James is a Pats fan?

Try reading and thinking for at least, oh, 20 seconds next time before displaying your stupidity.

And I never declared anybody to be my "bitch". Mace did, and who am I to argue?

[War Wagon]

Try reading and thinking for at least, oh, 20 seconds next time before displaying your stupidity.

Now hold on there just a second....

are you holding?

You can't talk about the "King of the Hill" like that damnit.

Oh, wait. You just did.

Nevermind.

[ChargerMike]

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-FREEKING-HA..You bitter snivelling, jealous hypocrites. ...

Laughing my ass off over here! Please Roiderfan, Chiefan, Donkfan et-al...step forward you drooling dregs. who's first? Step up if your team has never had a roider....I'm waiting....didn't think so! Oh, BTW, whom of you would not take Merriman in a freeking New York second..yea!
for now..

[Dinsdale]

Starting up a thread calling him a fag is a little over the top.

And yet it's the best that Raider fan can come up with.

Try reading and thinking for at least, oh, 20 seconds next time before displaying your stupidity.

This is going well for you.

And I never declared anybody to be my "bitch". Mace did, and who am I to argue?

Gaydar James and my bitch Dinsdale's ideal NFL interview attire:

Going just swimmingly for you.


Now would be a good time to....stop.

Actually, before your first...how you say..."display of stupidity" would have been a better time, but now would be a good substitute.

[Mikey]

And yet it's the best that Raider fan can come up with.

Uhmmmm....UCan't is a Raiderfan now?

If gay smack on Merriman is the best that Pats fan can come up then I'm changing my call. It won't be a good game, the Bolts will roll.

And if ranting on about Merriman's sexual orientation somehow reaffirms your masculine self-image, well you go boy...jeez Dins, you seem to be getting more womanlike every day lately. WTF is going on? You getting hormone treatments or sumpin'...like trying to grow titties and shit?

[Dinsdale]

Probably should have taken the "stop" option, rather than trying to deflect and change the subject.

How about we put it in a different form --

Do you, Mikey, believe UCan't to be a Raiderfan, as you clearly stated earlier in this thread?

YES


or


NO?


If your answer is "no," then you might think about trying to read and think for at least, oh, 20 seconds next time before displaying your stupidity.


And I don't think Bolts fans realize how badly they are KTOA on this matter. Merroidrage is a CHEATER. He knowingly broke NFL rules to gain an unfair advantage. Any real sports fan finds this completely deplorable. But not Boltsfan -- he's a key cog in the machine they think is going to take them past next weekend, so it doesn't matter what a complete POS he is, just so long as he's a POS wearing Charger gear.

Fans, like athletes, should strive to act like they've been there before. OOOOPS! Sorry, Boltsfan...I forgot.


BTW -- if it was Igor who got busted, I'd call him a POS too, despite his ability to Run Swim and Fly. I don't change my moral standards/ideals just because it benefits my rooting interests.

[Mikey]

Probably should have taken the "stop" option, rather than trying to deflect and change the subject.

How about we put it in a different form --

Do you, Mikey, believe UCan't to be a Raiderfan, as you clearly stated earlier in this thread?

Don't be a dumbfuck, or is that too much to ask?

UCan't, RJ and you were all going on about Merriman being a "fag" because of his clothes. Are you going to deny that?
In fact, it was the title of the thread, nothing in there about 'roiding, and you jumped right in.
That's some real good football talk there, Sally. Go eat some chocolates.

[Dinsdale]

Don't be a dumbfuck, or is that too much to ask?

UCan't, RJ and you were all going on about Merriman being a "fag" because of his clothes.

Really?

Are you going to deny that?

Why yes. Yes, Mikey, I am going to do just that.


Because you just made that up.


What does it say about the point you're trying to make(whatever the fuck it is you're babbling about), when you have to resort to outright lies to make it?


Would you care to go back and quote the part where I made any commentary about Merroidrage's sexual orientation, or is that too much to ask?





Also -- how about an answer on the UCan't question? Surely you can't have spent this much time on these boards and come away with the conclusion that UCan't is a Raiderfan...could you?

So, is UCan't a Raiderfan? I'm just asking for clarification purposes, since you've already stated he was in this thread. I'm just trying to give you a chance to read and think for at least, oh, 20 seconds before displaying your stupidity.

[Mikey]

Who the fuck cares?

God and GOD you argue like a 12 year old.

[poptart]

Hey, let's be honest.
We all cheer for the uni.

Just so happens that one prominent blot uni is currently filled out by a flaming jerk-off juicer m0ron.

Just sack up and admit that he's your homo, and you like him, blot fan.


No big deal.

[War Wagon]

...you argue like a 12 year old.

Does not.

Dins entered puberty at age 15, and there he remains.

[Dinsdale]

Who the fuck cares?

YOU, apparently, since you went to all of the trouble of making it a point to adress me personally in this thread.

Duh. Your actions have spoken quite loudly.

God and GOD you argue like a 12 year old.

You mean like completely making shit up out of the blue to try and make...whatever fucking phantom point you were trying to make?

Dude...this performance by you here is beyond unbecoming.

Once again...just fucking STOP. At no point was this ever going well for you, and after you got called out for mistaking who authored the thread, immediately after encouraging others to "read and think for at least, oh, 20 seconds before displaying your stupidity," then trying to deflect the beating you put on yourself by LYING (clever startegy, lying about events in the very thread you're spewing your lies in...no, really...that's some intelligent shit, right there), it didn't get any better.


Put your tail between your legs, where it belongs. You, like your pansy-ass football team, should know your fucking place, and shouldn't force upon yourself the indignity of having to have someone else remind you of your rightful place.


I know you want to get over on me, Mikey. Everyone does. It's natural. Lying and prancing around like a Charger on his period isn't the way to do that. Give it a rest.



AQnd BTW -- I'm still waiting on an answer as to whether UCan't is a Raiderfan? Shall I just ask UCan't(or anyone else who's been on these boards for more than, say, 20 seconds)?


Hard to get a straight answer out of you when you're so busy trying to change the subject away from the one you just clowned yourself on.

Yes, or no?

[Mikey]

OK. I admit it. I lied.
I really did explicitly claim that Ucant is a Raiderfan. I always thought he was, being from Oakland and all.
And none of you guys ever claimed that Merriman is a fag.
And you really are the most admirably mature acting person this side of Timbuktu.

Happy?

Now, do you still think that Boise State and especially their center are grossly undersized by D1A standards?

[Tiny]

Dins, you're sounding an awful lot like Wild Bill on this one:
"I did not have sex with that woman, Miss Lewinski..."
Arguing semantics isn't really that strong of an arguement here. So he screwed up for lumping you in with everyone else who was bagging on the juicer, saying he's light in the loafers; he's still not going to give it up to you.

What he should have said was: "Your just jealous...." (to continue with the 12 yr old analogy). Then, the fight would be on.
So, In my mind, that is the real question here: would you want one of your team's star players to be on the juice, if it would make him an outright dominating player?

Personally, on the Colts, that just wouldn't fit with Dungy's whole "small and fast" defensive philosphy, so I would think somebody who was that obvious about it, would pretty much stand out like a sore thumb.

I think they are really going to have to put the nailz to a big name player, to make any headway against the growing problem of steroid use, but the players association will defend the player(s) to the death if necessary, and it reduces quite a bit of the leagues effective power, when the union pulls that shit.

Leave it to a few bad apples, to fuck up the good thing the sport has going for it. (yes, I know the NFL has it's problems, but what, am I going to watch the NBA, over the NFL? Talk about your weak products, the NBA is unwatchable these days).

[Tiny]

I stand corrected....take a minute to run to the pisser before hitting the submit button, and the whole post goes to hell......Thanks Mikey!

[Dinsdale]

I would think somebody who was that obvious about it, would pretty much stand out like a sore thumb.

You mean "obvious," as in "making a tackle"?


BTW -- yes, Mikey, a 280# center is pretty much grossly undersized in D1A.

[Mikey]

He's listed at 288, and I showed you plenty of centers at "big time" schools who are smaller or only a few #s heavier.

[Tiny]

I'm sorry?

If that was a pot shot at Indy's D, be my guest; there's not much more criticism that you can level at them, that I haven't already piled on myself.....

They're in BIG trouble this week, and Bob isn't gonna be able to save them this time.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

Starting up a thread calling him a fag is a little over the top.

And yet it's the best that Raider fan can come up with.

I dropped about 10 references to steroids and cheating in my opening blast and all you see is me calling the fucking queer a homo?

Ponderous...


Of course, you also called me a Raider Fan... so you didn't really fare so well, did ya?