Why is Shauna MerryMan such a faggot???

[Dinsdale]

He's listed at 288

He's listed lighter on every site except BSU's. Now, why would they lie, and list their O-linemen as heavier than they are? Gee, that wouldn't help when trying to recruit guys like Paul Weatheroy, or anything, would it?

[Dinsdale]

Of course, you also called me a Raider Fan

You are. If you just would have read and thunk for, say, 20 seconds, you would know this.

[Mikey]

I stand corrected....take a minute to run to the pisser before hitting the submit button, and the whole post goes to hell......Thanks Mikey!

Always glad to oblige!

[Mikey]

Starting up a thread calling him a fag is a little over the top.

And yet it's the best that Raider fan can come up with.

I dropped about 10 references to steroids and cheating in my opening blast and all you see is me calling the fucking queer a homo?

Ponderous...


Of course, you also called me a Raider Fan... so you didn't really fare so well, did ya?

Bugger off. You're not part of this.

:P

[chargerfan]

Roiduhfan whimpering about juicers is always good for a laugh.

As is charger dumbfuck affixing thier cock clamps to Marryman's Shriveled mancannon.

Juice??? never heard of it.

Sin

[poptart]

I never met a man I didn't want to fight

~ Lyle Alzado

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

I'll bet you wouldn't say that shit to her face.

Not only would I call her a juiced-out faggot to her face... Shauna wouldn't do a damned thing when I did.

You see, Paul... I can defend myself. Not all of us are fat fucks who shit their size 52W30L Wranglers when facing a roided out pussy.

[Mikey]

a 280# center is pretty much grossly undersized in D1A.

Link?

You're kidding, right?

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

Nope. 280 pounds is just about right for a D1 center.

Oh cool... I really wanted this to be a 10 page thread.

[Mikey]

Exactly.

So prepare yourself for a response, if you get any at all, accusing you of not knowing shit about CFB, about 5 paragraphs of ducking a weaving, and a lame attempt at changing the subject.

But no link or actual....errr facts (?)....to back anything up.

[Felix]

I really wanted this to be a 10 page thread.

the thread was lost on page one.......

might as well just sit back and watch Mikey plunger Dins again.....

[Mikey]

Nah, I'm done. I have to get some work done today. Mvscal can take over if he wants to.

[Felix]

Nah, I'm done.

nobody likes a quitter.....

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

So prepare yourself for a response, if you get any at all...

Dins has a nose for these things. I bet when I return from my two hour lunch, errr, offsite meeting... we'll already be on page 7.


[Flounder]Oh boy... is this great![/Flounder]

[ChargerMike]

Hey, let's be honest.
We all cheer for the uni.

Just so happens that one prominent blot uni is currently filled out by a flaming jerk-off juicer m0ron.

Just sack up and admit that he's your homo, and you like him, blot fan.


No big deal.

...no biggie at all pops. I love the guy, he's freeking "lights out" know what I mean!

[Sirfindafold]

You want Merriman on the Raiders??

Can he block?


Funny how San Diego fan is all up in arms over the possibilty that known roid-hound Mark McGwire might taint a Baseball Hall of Fame class that would include the class act - Tony Gwynn, yet at the same time they'll suck the balls of Ferriman.

And yes, he is a fag. He proves it every time he does one of them roid-assisted sack dances. You know the one where he holds his hands in front of his face like he's holding an imaginary cock and shakes like a raging queer.



For God's sake man, get back in the fucking closet.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

Funny how San Diego fan is all up in arms over the possibilty that known roid-hound Mark McGwire might taint a Baseball Hall of Fame class that would include the class act - Tony Gwynn, yet at the same time they'll suck the balls of Ferriman.

Right.

San Diego baseball fan:
"Barry Bonds is a cheater. Barry Bonds juiced. Bonds ruined the game. He doesn't deserve the record!!!!"

San Diego football fan:
"It's okay that Luis Castillo and Merriman juiced and are proven cheaters. They did their time. Go... Chargers!"

[Sirfindafold]

You know the one where he holds his hands in front of his face like he's holding an imaginary cock and shakes like a raging queer.

No, I don't know that one.

No surprise here. After reading a couple of your posts, its obvious that you have no imagination.

Fortunately for a fag like yourself you have a couple of queer buddies willing to stick their cranks in front of your zit infested mug.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

You are confusing imagination with your own (not so) latent homosexuality.

Better?

[trev]

You never know who Ucant's team is. It depends on what bandwagon he's currently riding.

[Ken]

Gaydar James and my bitch Dinsdale's ideal NFL interview attire:

Jesus. It's almost like you WANTED the pile-on, dipshit. Not sure why this one was passed over. Hey, whatever YOU do in YOUR house is YOUR business. But when the boss comes over for an afternoon meeting at your home office and your idea of dressing professionally is slidin' into a dress, leave it OFF the boards, eh?

[Dinsdale]

Nope. 280 pounds is just about right for a D1 center.

Uhm...hello?

Why don't we take for example...oh, let's just say Florida...you know...a team that wins?

The only O-linemen on the ENTIRE ROSTER under 300 are freshmen. And you didn't exactly see those guys getting in the game last night, did you?

How about OSU? They have a couplefew O-linemen on the roster under 300...all undercalssmen, with an exception being a senior center who comes in at 295...and you'll notice he spent most of last night flat on his back.

But no, really...continue...

[Dinsdale]

Actually, shame on me, and shame on you, mv.

Don't pander to Mikey's complete desperation to change the subject, to draw attention away from the FACT that he has outright LIED to try and "get over."


Regardless on one's view of Merroidrage, and regardless how one feels(or lacks feeling) about Maid Merriman's choice of attire, let's not overlook the fact that Mikey LIED to try and make a point.


Matter of fact, Mikey admitted, in this very thread, that he scored a 65 on an IQ test, and has had sex with hundreds of other men at freeway rest areas.

And shouldn't a guy who has openly confessed to being a retarded faggot on this very board, in this very thread, be well-deserving of a pile-on?

[Mikey]

You're starting to sound like DrDetroit.

Why are you all LYING about me and MISCHARACTERIZING MY POSTS?!?!?

And besides, I never had sex at a freeway rest stop.











Well, maybe once with my wife.

[Mikey]

BTW, you're not channeling that wonderfully gregarious fellow, are you?

And actually, the whole thing started with you claiming that BSU and especially their center were undersized by D1A standards.





So don't accuse me of changing the subject.

[trev]

But not Boltsfan -- he's a key cog in the machine they think is going to take them past next weekend

Who said that?

[Dinsdale]

And actually, the whole thing started with you claiming that BSU and especially their center were undersized by D1A standards.

And this is the reason you've chosen to follow me from thread to thread, attributing falsely attributing statements to me, and generally carrying on like a 3 year old?

Seriously? Because I said BSU was a generally undersized D1 team(the hot RB prospect they're going hard after is 185 pounds-btw)?

Because of that you're stalking me?


Wow. Tard, much?

[Dinsdale]

But not Boltsfan -- he's a key cog in the machine they think is going to take them past next weekend

Who said that?

Uhm...who did you quote, moron?

Seems to me I just said that.

Why? Are you honestly going to sit here and argue that Merroidman isn't a key player to the success of the Chargers?

Really?

Or are you just so eager to join the Retard Society that you'd actually argue that a PRO-BOWLER isn't a key player for any given team?


Trev, trev, trev...brain, and THEN keyboard. Remember how that works? Brain, and THEN keyboard. Learn it, know it, live it.

[trev]

No ONE player makes or break a team or game. But, you got my point.

Go back to your bong, you aren't even good at spinning anymore.

[Mikey]

And actually, the whole thing started with you claiming that BSU and especially their center were undersized by D1A standards.

And this is the reason you've chosen to follow me from thread to thread, attributing falsely attributing statements to me, and generally carrying on like a 3 year old?

Seriously? Because I said BSU was a generally undersized D1 team(the hot RB prospect they're going hard after is 185 pounds-btw)?

Because of that you're stalking me?


Wow. Tard, much?

Who's stalking whom here, dickhead?

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

You never know who Ucant's team is.

That is funny.... and altogether unimportant. But, I'm pretty sure most people are aware of "who my teams are". Anyways...

Does it change the fact that this cheater is basically getting a free pass in the court of public opinion. No HOF for McGwire, but no one gives a shit that some steroid freak is tearing up the NFL. I can't think of a single sport where so much emphasis is placed on speed and brute strength. In the three other major sports, you gotta have skills beyond being fast and strong. Hit a ball, put a ball through a hoop, be good with the puck. Gotta have you some skills. In football, you can be the dumbest motherfucker on the face of the earth (did you see that Neanderthal Ferriman try to complete a sentence at halftime on Sunday??), have only one thought on your mind (kill the man with the ball), and still dominate the sport. Why? Because Ferriman has a chemical advantage of everyone else. He is so strong, and so fast, no one can slow him down. RACK being a dumb fuck with no real skills beyond being all juiced up... I guess. Take the juice away, take away the speed and strength... what are you left with? He'd be an average player and best, and at worst, out of the NFL. RACK STEROIDS. RACK CHEATING. RACK THE CHARGERS.

[Mikey]

You never know who Ucant's team is.

RACK THE CHARGERS.

I knew you'd come around eventually.

[trev]

You never know who Ucant's team is.

RACK THE CHARGERS.

I knew you'd come around eventually.

He won't be around next week if the Chargers beat the Pats.

He'll be gonzo.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

He won't be around next week if the Chargers beat the Pats.

He'll be gonzo.

Wow... that makes sense.


Sin,





Listen, cuntflaps. If the Chargers win, you can bet I'll be here bumping the shit out of this thread. Fuck you and your team of cheaters.

[trev]

No ONE player makes or break a team or game. But, you got my point.

So it's all good if LT can't go this weekend?

I knew that would come up. Maybe with the exception of LT.
It's a hypothetical question though. We would probably be in
the playoffs without LT. But we would not be 14-2 without him.
He's the one player on our team I would not want to be without
in a big game.

[Mikey]

Definitely wouldn't want to be without LT.
But if Michael Turner had to start the Bolts' opponents would have to prepare for a whole different back - a punishing runner at 5'10" and 237 who averaged 6.3 yards while picking up over 500 in a limited role but important role as LT's backup.

And he would still have Lorenzo Neal leading him.

[trev]

Definitely wouldn't want to be without LT.
But if Michael Turner had to start the Bolts' opponents would have to prepare for a whole different back - a punishing runner at 5'10" and 237 who averaged 6.3 yards while picking up over 500 in a limited role but important role as LT's backup.

And he would still have Lorenzo Neal leading him.

Turner has been NAILS.

Damn I love our team.

We have a lot of new haters out there because our entire team is
THAT good. :wink:

[Goober McTuber]

Definitely wouldn't want to be without LT.
But if Michael Turner had to start the Bolts' opponents would have to prepare for a whole different back - a punishing runner at 5'10" and 237 who averaged 6.3 yards while picking up over 500 in a limited role but important role as LT's backup.

And he would still have Lorenzo Neal leading him.

Yeah, but your center only weighs 295. You're fucked.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

We have a lot of new haters out there because our entire team is a bunch of roided out juice freaks ----> :wink:

Haters? It's hard to 'hate' a team that has accomplished absolutely nothing in the history of the NFL. New England has haytas. Dallas has haytas. Oakland has haytas.

You follow?

[trev]

A bunch? Alrighty. Hopefully you'll break out of whatever haze you're in and you'll be able to improve yourself in this forum sometime soon.