stupid bitch can't fight

Ang · Post by **Ang** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 7:33 am

Obviously girls can't be trusted with weapons, they'll just pass out :)

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 11:31 am

I've known a few that can throw ashtrays like Nolan Ryan....and not pass out...

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 11:55 am

my OL let a pewter beer mug fly in my general direction once. She had a quick release that Dan Marino would be proud of, but, fortunately for me, bad location.

420 · Post by **420** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 12:25 pm

smackaholic wrote:my OL let a pewter beer mug fly in my general direction once. She had a quick release that Dan Marino would be proud of, but, fortunately for me, bad location.

Can you blame her?

You are one boring motherfucker.

the truth

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 1:11 pm

You, thankfully, are less boring. This is a neccessary trait for a good message board speedbag.

Trampis · Post by **Trampis** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 4:08 pm

e wrote:
Girl cut in fight at Howell North High School
By Valerie Schremp Hahn
ST. LOUIS POST-DISPATCH
01/09/2007

A student at Francis Howell North High School was cut by a fellow student during a fight in a hallway this morning.

Authorities say the two girls became involved in the fight about 9 a.m., between classes. A 15-year-old girl pulled out a folding pocket knife and cut the other girl in the chest and ankle. The girl with the knife then passed out, authorities said.

Both girls were taken to a hospital. The girl who was cut suffered lacerations. No names were released, and no reason for the fight was given.
when i went to school there, the chicks would get into fights occasionally but there weren't any weapons pulled. it's nice to see they're attempting to up their game a little but dammit, if you're going to pull a knife in a fight, you can't pass out at the sight of blood.

This girl has personally resuscitated cat fights from the virtual stroke it had suffered following the '95 strike. So what if she was armed with a knife? What counts--always--is the energy and excitement generated by the fight. And she brought it home. And if she made that sacrifice--loss of contiousness, soul, and temper--well so much the more gratitude she deserves. Obviously pocket knives are dreadful, but they won't supply any talent or skill.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 5:02 pm

Passing out will forever label her as a one-tool player, though.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 5:07 pm

Cuda wrote:Passing out will forever label her as a one-tool player, though.

This, from Grand Poohbah of Resets. Talk about pegging the Irony Meter. I laughed.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 5:40 pm

How 'bout her "victim"? Chick gets cut then the cutter passes out. She should have filleted that bitch as she layed there.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 5:42 pm

smackaholic wrote:How 'bout her "victim"? Chick gets cut then the cutter passes out.

She fights in much the same way as Whitey runs smack.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 6:52 pm

Dinsdale wrote:Whitey runs smack.

Link?

Adelpiero · Post by **Adelpiero** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 12:08 am

e wrote:what i think might be her only chance at saving face was the fact that she went down swinging. apparently, just before losing consciousness, she slashed at the other girl's ankle. she's weak but has the heart of a warrior. i think she'll recover and we'll be seeing more of this girl.

it's been 18 years since i graduated from howell north and it sounds like it's still as charming as ever.

howell north was a hoosier haven when i was in highschool.

isnt that where buehrle pitched in HS?

i have a cousin who goes there, hoosier to the bone.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 3:32 am

Goober McTuber wrote:
Cuda wrote:Passing out will forever label her as a one-tool player, though.
This, from Grand Poohbah of Resets. Talk about pegging the Irony Meter. I laughed.

Of course you laughed, you're a fucking retard.

The actual reset went right over your misshapen head, though

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 3:47 am

I have probably seen like 20 chick fights.

Never, ever did they look like they did in the movies where they rip each others clothes off and end up rolling around naked.

I'm of the opinion that it's just a figment of Hollywoods imagination.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 2:10 pm

Cuda wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
Cuda wrote:Passing out will forever label her as a one-tool player, though.
This, from Grand Poohbah of Resets. Talk about pegging the Irony Meter. I laughed.
Of course you laughed, you're a fucking retard.

The actual reset went right over your misshapen head, though

I often laugh at you, Cooter, you're a one-tool tool. You couldn’t go over someone’s head if you attached your “takes” to a Saturn booster rocket.

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 4:39 pm

My favorite part was this little gem:

The girl who was cut suffered lacerations.

Lemme guess... And the girl who was bruised suffered contusions? Iodots.

T1B

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