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That joke was sort of funny the first 50 times i heard it.Imus wrote:What's long and hard on a nog?
A doctor answers his phone and hears the familiar voice of a colleague on the other end of the line. "We need a fourth for poker," said the friend. "I'll be right over," whispered the doctor. As he was putting on his coat, his wife asked, "Is it serious?" "Oh yes, quite serious," said the doctor gravely. "In fact, there are three doctors there already!
NjSooner wrote:That joke was sort of funny the first 50 times i heard it.Imus wrote:What's long and hard on a nog?
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wolfman wrote:I also remember seeing all the old people dying in the streets because they did not have medicare. Good times.
Greg Oden is supposed to be all that and more. Would have been the #1 pick in the draft, had they allowed high schoolers to declare still.
But it seems like he's only wanted for his big body.
And has anyone else noticed that for an 18 year-old, dude is awfully slow(physically)? Seems to get slower by the game, even(granted, I haven't seen every OSU game since he started getting into games).
Give him a couple more year and a couple of injuries, and you have late-career Tree Rollins, only with less talent.
But it seems like he's only wanted for his big body.
And has anyone else noticed that for an 18 year-old, dude is awfully slow(physically)? Seems to get slower by the game, even(granted, I haven't seen every OSU game since he started getting into games).
Give him a couple more year and a couple of injuries, and you have late-career Tree Rollins, only with less talent.
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I was at the game last night, and while he did not impress offensively, you have to remember that he still has his shooting hand in a cast and after the game Matta was looking forward to the cast coming off and Oden hoisting some threes.
The guy has definite shot-blocking ability and rebounds well. Of course, at 280 lbs, he is a little bit light for a center.
The guy has definite shot-blocking ability and rebounds well. Of course, at 280 lbs, he is a little bit light for a center.
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Do the world a favor and stick your balls onto a belt sander.Imus wrote:NjSooner wrote:That joke was sort of funny the first 50 times i heard it.Imus wrote:What's long and hard on a nog?
Well just FUCK YOU pal. Worthless pile of shit. Fecal drippings.
Goddamn I love it here I can swear a lot more than on the radio.
A doctor answers his phone and hears the familiar voice of a colleague on the other end of the line. "We need a fourth for poker," said the friend. "I'll be right over," whispered the doctor. As he was putting on his coat, his wife asked, "Is it serious?" "Oh yes, quite serious," said the doctor gravely. "In fact, there are three doctors there already!
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Fucking funny...Cueball wrote:
Maybe Bush is right about evolution
A doctor answers his phone and hears the familiar voice of a colleague on the other end of the line. "We need a fourth for poker," said the friend. "I'll be right over," whispered the doctor. As he was putting on his coat, his wife asked, "Is it serious?" "Oh yes, quite serious," said the doctor gravely. "In fact, there are three doctors there already!
I bet One Large that pathetic dog in your avatar has all its teeth pulled, and the only thing it knows how to do, except Shit! and take it up the ass is to suck your shriveled up dick. Because your scaley hands are bleeding.NjSooner wrote:Do the world a favor and stick your balls onto a belt sander.Imus wrote:NjSooner wrote: That joke was sort of funny the first 50 times i heard it.
Well just FUCK YOU pal. Worthless pile of shit. Fecal drippings.
Goddamn I love it here I can swear a lot more than on the radio.
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wolfman wrote:I also remember seeing all the old people dying in the streets because they did not have medicare. Good times.
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Dinsdale wrote:Greg Oden is supposed to be all that and more. Would have been the #1 pick in the draft, had they allowed high schoolers to declare still.
But it seems like he's only wanted for his big body.
And has anyone else noticed that for an 18 year-old, dude is awfully slow(physically)? Seems to get slower by the game, even(granted, I haven't seen every OSU game since he started getting into games).
Give him a couple more year and a couple of injuries, and you have late-career Tree Rollins, only with less talent.
He has the potential to be a big disapointment in the NBA
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