Why is Shauna MerryMan such a faggot???

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 4:19 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
Yeah, but your center only weighs 295. You're fucked.

:lol:

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Wed Jan 10, 2007 4:32 pm

trev wrote:A bunch?

Luis Castillo. Shauna Ferriman. Confirmed steroid users. See also, cheaters.

Steve Foley. Chargers LB. Shot repeatedly last year during a suspected roid rage incident.

Stephen Cooper. Chargers LB. Arrested in 2002 for possession of steroids.

Notice a pattern?

Loganfan · Post by **Loganfan** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 7:23 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
trev wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:But not Boltsfan -- he's a key cog in the machine they think is going to take them past next weekend

Who said that?

Uhm...who did you quote, moron?

Seems to me I just said that.

Why? Are you honestly going to sit here and argue that Merroidman isn't a key player to the success of the Chargers?

We DID go 4-0 without him....but yes........he's certainly a key part of the defense.....as the Patriots will find out as we're butt-fucking them this weekend.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 8:26 pm

And someone help me out here...

Lawrence Taylor plays for the Chargers now?

THAT kills me. Charger fans are so fucking clueless when it comes to football, they don't even know which nicknames have already been taken by all-time greats. I guess because LT did much of his damage in the playoffs.

Next thing you know, they'll start calling Merriman "The Juice."

And remember -- the first guy to ever fail a drug test was a Charger-btw.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Wed Jan 10, 2007 8:53 pm

Dinsdale wrote:Next thing you know, they'll start calling Merriman "The Juice."

I laughed.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 8:54 pm

Last time I looked, Tomlinson's initials were LT.
Did cokehead copyright that or something?

Besides, it was mainly the press that started in with LT because there are too many letters in Ladainian Tomlinson....and it's really hard to spell.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 9:29 pm

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:Next thing you know, they'll start calling Merriman "The Juice."

I laughed.

Relax...I already gave myself a tongue for the effort.

And yeah, I supposed Ladainianianianian Thompsonon is fairly hard to spell...maybe we should just call him "Sweetness" instead.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 9:31 pm

Mikey wrote:Did cokehead copyright that or something?

Gee, Mikey, you say that like it's a bad thing.

Think that over long and hard, and see if you can figure out why I'm laughing at you.

Loganfan · Post by **Loganfan** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 9:32 pm

Dinsdale wrote:And someone help me out here...

Lawrence Taylor plays for the Chargers now?

THAT kills me. Charger fans are so fucking clueless when it comes to football, they don't even know which nicknames have already been taken by all-time greats. I guess because LT did much of his damage in the playoffs.

Next thing you know, they'll start calling Merriman "The Juice."

Ummm...ya.
Forgetting the fact that even ESPN and their EC biased were just the other day talking about how Tomlinson has taken over the LT nic.........

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 9:46 pm

Wow, your mother would be so proud, Logon.

I'm sure at some point, she broke out the "if everyone else was jumping off a cliff, would you do it too?"

She wasn't just talking in specifics, Logon -- she meant for it to be a life-lesson, and for you to apply it to situations involving douchebaggery, as well.

trev · Post by **trev** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 9:54 pm

The Chargers are clean. As clean as any other team. It's a non issue.

49er fan needs to check himself when trying to smack another team for cheating.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 9:54 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
Mikey wrote:Did cokehead copyright that or something?

Gee, Mikey, you say that like it's a bad thing.

Think that over long and hard, and see if you can figure out why I'm laughing at you.

Because with enough coke you can completely get rid of that pesky septum that just gets in the way of breathing?
The money these guys could save on Breathe-Rite strips would justify the expense all by itself.
Gosh, you could feel free spend down your retirement account too assuming that your heart will explode sometime between your 50th and 53rd birthdays.

I suppose you're shoving multiple oz's up your nose on a daily basis, or maybe just imagining it like it would be a wonderful thing to do.
Got a little growing up to do yet there, Dinsy?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 10:24 pm

Sorry, Mikey. You were supposed to come to a realization that you're in a thread defending a known drug user, while making fun of another one.

Get it yet?

trev wrote:The Chargers are clean.

Were you born fucking retarded, or was this a learned skill?

Luis Castillo

Shawne Merrymaiden

Steve Foley

Stephen Cooper

James Fitzpatrick(always gotta throw homeboy Fatspatrick's name in there any time dirty Chargers or Raiders come up)

Any of those names ring a bell, moron?

Again, a good rule to follow, trev -- if you have to actually make up lies to make your point...the point probably wasn't worth making in the first place. The Dolts are the dirtiest name in all of football.

Sirfindafold · Post by **Sirfindafold** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 10:28 pm

Chuck Muncie?

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 10:31 pm

Dinsdale wrote:Sorry, Mikey. You were supposed to come to a realization that you're in a thread defending a known drug user, while making fun of another one.

And where, exactly, did I defend Merriman or his drug use, except to point out that how he dresses for a TV interview probably has no actual bearing on his sexual orientation?

You really ought to stop lying just to try and make a point.

trev · Post by **trev** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 10:34 pm

dinsdale, grasping at straws is no way to spend your internet time.

Nice try, honey.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 10:45 pm

trev wrote:dinsdale, grasping at straws is no way to spend your internet time.

Nor is it a good way to spend your day...since you MUST be snorting something, to call the Chargers "clean."

Hey, remember that time Merriman got busted for juicing? I do...it was only a few weeks ago.

And that's right...Foley wasn't juiced up. It takes a person of sound mind and a passive nature to go Charging at a cop who has his gun drawn.

SELL IT, CHARGERFAN!!!!

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 10:48 pm

mvscal wrote:
Like your lies about Cooper?

Uhm...

mv?

Uhm....

Been following the Chargers long, have you?

That would have been an EXCELLENT post to reel back in before it got to the "submit" stage.

trev · Post by **trev** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 10:52 pm

The Chargers are as clean as any other team. If one of them comes back positive within the next month then you can call them dirty.

I don't know the details about what Foley was on that night. Do you have some proof?

I mean, if you aren't grasping at straws...

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 10:53 pm

Who needs proof?

The fact that Dinsy knows it should be enough.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 10:59 pm

trev wrote:The Chargers are as clean as any other team.

Instead of running your useless yap after people have provided names and whatnot why don't you list another team's players who have the same lengthy sterois issues that the Chargers have, you moron?

UCan't and I threw down the gauntlet...put up or shut up.

There might well be a team that has had as extensive steroid issues as the Chargers in recent years...but finding it ain't my problem, dumbass. It's yours.

Put up, or shut up.

Go ahead...make me say "yeah, you got me there. I guess the Chargers aren't the biggest juice freaks in the NFL."

It seems like when faced with evidence, Chargerfan's nuts shrivel up like they're doing a Shawne Merriman impression.

trev · Post by **trev** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 11:05 pm

Ucan't also thinks Merriman is a faggot. Reread the thread and chill out a bit.

I'll ignore your comment about Foley. You're forgiven.

Hop on someone's bandwagon and enjoy the playoffs, dinsy.

Love ya.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 11:25 pm

trev wrote: Hop on someone's bandwagon and enjoy the playoffs, dinsy.

Oh, have I not called my bandwagon shot?

Forgive me.

I was on the Titans bandwagon since preseason. Maybe a little early, since my team did MUCH better than anticipated, and even made a very minor run at a playoff berth.

But I'd love for The Airy One to get one, as a reward for being a warrior amongst warriors. I only wish Eddie George was there to enjoy it with him. Plus, the Quacking quotient on the Titans is quite high. Even if the douchebag Bolts win, my man Igor still gets his...win/win when you're reduced to bandwagoning(this will be the last year of that for a while-btw). Then again, Maurice Morris could be the Super Bowl MVP, and that would still be little consolation for the nightmare that would lead to that happening.

Love ya.

Me too...love me, that is.

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 11:27 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
trev wrote:The Chargers are as clean as any other team.
Instead of running your useless yap after people have provided names and whatnot why don't you list another team's players who have the same lengthy sterois issues that the Chargers have, you moron?

UCan't and I threw down the gauntlet...put up or shut up.

There might well be a team that has had as extensive steroid issues as the Chargers in recent years...but finding it ain't my problem, dumbass. It's yours.

Put up, or shut up.

Go ahead...make me say "yeah, you got me there. I guess the Chargers aren't the biggest juice freaks in the NFL."

It seems like when faced with evidence, Chargerfan's nuts shrivel up like they're doing a Shawne Merriman impression.

Try and keep up Dins...about half way down the page

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 11:27 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
mvscal wrote:
Like your lies about Cooper?

Been following the Chargers long, have you?

actually it happened BEFORE he was a Charger......

no harm, no foul.....

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 11:42 pm

ChargerMike wrote: Try and keep up Dins

Somewhat "fair enough," although at some point in my ~~trolling~~ well thought-out takes, I used the qualifier "recent."

Some of that shit is digging back into the 70's, and not all are roiders.

Don't get me wrong, at no point did I claim that the Raiders were chiorboys(Choreboys, maybe), or anything of the sort. And if you throw recreational drug use into the mix, they achieve HoF status...sure.

But see...the Raiders aren't in the playoffs. The Chargers are. Plus, think about it...what could I say that could possibly bestow any more misery upon Raiderfan than Al already has?

Nope...this is all about the douchebag that IS Chargerfan. They actually have a head of steam going into the playoffs this year, which will make watching their inevitable faceplant all the more sweet to watch.

Three words for you, Chargerfan -- Schott En Heimer. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

Can you imagine if that star running back guy...The Babe, or the Golden Bear, or whatever you call him... fumbles the ball in the first half of the game? Marty won't let him carry it again the rest of the game. Can't risk it.

godzilla2002 · Post by **godzilla2002** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 12:06 am

I don’t care much for the fishing channel on Comcast but this is one hell of fishing show here!
Bring em to the scale dins, I’m sure you have enough weight for first place!

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 12:35 am

Dins quipped:

"Three words for you, Chargerhater -- Martyball is DEAD. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!"

FIXED

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 3:41 am

ChargerMike wrote:Dins quipped:

"Three words for you, Chargerhater -- Martyball is DEAD. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!"

FIXED

Errr.......... No

Read this, quote this, save this beacuse you will see it live on Sunday:

San Diego will jump out to a 3-0 lead (there's your fleeting glimmer of hope)
Then Rivers will chuck a 1st Half INT and Marty will retreat into his well worn playoff shell.
I don't see him throwing more than 15 passes all day
The Pats will stack 8 in the box and he'll still keep running the ball.
3 and out.
Field position.
Go for that field goal on 4th and 1 inside the 10.

Why?

He can't help it - It's programed into his DNA - LOSER
Add that Schotzy feels the heat from AJ and he knows if he chokes he's gone.

It's almost like it's pre-ordained.

You really think he can out coach Belichek?

Bwa!

It's losses like this, when your team has more talent, that hurt the most.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 4:17 am

RACK Scotty Soothsayer!!!

Raydah James · Post by **Raydah James** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 4:38 am

The devil is now lacing up his ice skates:

RACK Scott............

and RACK Dins and Ucant for making me literally laugh out loud reading this board for the first time in months.

Qbert · Post by **Qbert** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 4:53 am

i call BULLSHIT on the RACKAGE of kcscott.

THERE'S NO WAY...NONE!!!! That MARTY is gonna do IT Again. Can't Happen. 20 Years after the Drive...IT CAN'T HAPPEN AGAIN!!!!!

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Thu Jan 11, 2007 2:19 pm

trev wrote:The Chargers are clean. As clean as any other team.

Yeah... compared to the Bengals maybe. The Chargers are a rag tag team of misfits, cheaters, and convicts.

Haven't even mentioned Terrence Keil yet. This dipshit was bagged in 06 for shipping a huge amount of codeine-based cough medicine to Texas. Nothing like supplementing your huge NFL salary with the sale of prescription drugs.

Portland Trail Gangstas ain't got shit on this team.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 6:59 pm

RACK this thread.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 7:01 pm

RadioFan wrote:RACK this thread.

Do you normally post here?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 8:03 pm

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote: Portland Trail Gangstas ain't got shit on this team.

Off topic(like that matters in this smackfest), but the Gangstas ain't shit no more. Not only does Zach Randolph have to carry the scoring load, but he's carrying the crime load, as well...two criminal cases pending, not counting his posse that he loans vehicles to go commit crimes in.

Jarrett Jack, Brandon Roy, Martell Webster, Ime Udoka...shiiiiit, these guys couldn't commit a decent crime if you spotted them the c-r-i and m.

Tiny · Post by **Tiny** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 10:14 pm

Dammit Dins, you fucker....

That Zack Randolph blast got me laughing before I was ready for it. For a minute there, I thought it was going to be an honest sports take......

Shouldda KNOWN betta!!!!!

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 2:04 am

Raydah James wrote:The devil is now lacing up his ice skates:

RACK Scott............

Hey does this mean we can hang out and stuff and maybe catch a movie sometime?

FATALFART · Post by **FATALFART** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 12:16 pm

its gonna be funny if marty loses with this loaded team

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Fri Jan 12, 2007 2:28 pm

Ferriman showing off his latest tats:::