Chiefs vs. Colts Wild Card Playoff

trev · Post by **trev** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 12:14 am

When Herm was showing melt earlier in the week, I just knew this would end badly for the Chiefs.

420 · Post by **420** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 12:15 am

ChargerMike wrote:
Truman wrote:Worst. O-Line. Ever.
..I beg to differ

sin, Raiduhs O-line

Damn! beat me to it.

I was going to add when playing the Chargers.

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 12:23 am

Colts-Ravens...gonna be a good one.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 12:35 am

mvscal wrote:
poptart wrote:
mvscal wrote: I laughed.
Manning's ego
Manning's salary

If you think Indy would not be better off without those two things you are an idiot.
He is, without question, the best QB in the league. If you think any team would be better off without the best QB in the league, you should hang up the keyboard and get the fuck out of this forum.

You're a goddamn moron.

Learn how to read, asshead.

Too much salary, too much ego.

Payton can zip the ball with the best of 'em, oh yes.

If he was as smart as he thinks he is he'd take a pay cut so they could build a better TEAM around him, and he'd check his ego.

Th · Post by Th » Sun Jan 07, 2007 12:50 am

poptart wrote:
mvscal wrote:
poptart wrote: Manning's ego
Manning's salary

If you think Indy would not be better off without those two things you are an idiot.
He is, without question, the best QB in the league. If you think any team would be better off without the best QB in the league, you should hang up the keyboard and get the fuck out of this forum.

You're a goddamn moron.
Learn how to read, asshead.

Too much salary, too much ego.

Payton can zip the ball with the best of 'em, oh yes.

If he was as smart as he thinks he is he'd take a pay cut so they could build a better TEAM around him, and he'd check his ego.

Exactly.

Sig,

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 12:56 am

You're out to lunch, Toddowen.
FAR too much of Indy's payroll is gobbled up paying the golden boy.
They could do a lot with a couple/few extra million a year to work with.
Manning is overpaid.

That's right, Th.

And I've never seen Tom Brady petulantly wave the punting team back OFF the field (RFLMAO) when the coach sends 'em out to punt.

Holy crap, that is the funniest shit I have EVAR seen.

kcdave · Post by **kcdave** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 12:58 am

kcdave wrote:Valid points from everyone so far, but all of you have over looked two of the most important of three factors, and some of you missed them all.

1. The Chiefs MUST control the ball, and the clock. Run the fucking ball down their throats. Its a glary weakness for Indy and everyone knows it. However, mix in Bennett a little more than he has seen thus far. Keep LJ fresh to do what he does best. Sprinkle in some short passes here and there to Tony G, float a few to Kennison and Parker, but no matter what, DONT TURN THE FUCKING BALL OVER!

2. Turnovers will be the ultimate factor in who wins this game. The Chiefs MUST take the ball away from Indy, and Im thinking at least 3 times. Lets face it, know one expects to see this Chiefs defense force many three and outs against the Colts. Manning is one of the best of the best, and although the Colts dont have an LJ, they can still run the ball pretty well. They do have the same number of rushing TD's as the Chiefs.

3. Special teams. Everyone wants to ignore it. Everyone wants to think its not an important part of the game. But you have to respect it. Vanderteri, Vinajacdt, what ever that dudes name is, can kick. Dante can still return one. Pollard will be a future pro-bowler, perhaps Page also.

Mother fucker. I knew I forgot something!

4. Gain one or more 1st downs in the 1st half.

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 1:13 am

Damn...... Where to start?

Oh yea, that's easy - Herm edwards gameplan and a total lack of concentration by the offense.
I don't think I can remember an offense ever looking that inept.
It made Martyball look like fucking Star Wars.

Collinsworth Called the exact thing all of us were saying, start the game by going downfield to open it up for LJ.
Spread the fucking field.
Hell, just try and get the ball out on the edge.
No - Herm's much smarter, he's just going to run his Jumbo formation without Jason Dunn (nice job there Carl) and pound LJ between the fucking tackles.

Unbelieveable.

Gotta rack our D, at least for 3 quarters. And Ty Law earned his money.
But I've seen all I need to see of Herm. As long as he's in KC, we'll never advance past a divisional round.

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 1:40 am

mvscal wrote: The way to fight a defense like that is to punch them in the face and run right at them

What game were you watching?

The punch them in the mouth strategy did'nt gain a single first down till the third quarter.
If your not out there spreading the field, they are going to fill the box and Jam the line) which they did.
Hell, just running a three wide would have given LJ some room.
Indy had the worst run defense in the league. Now how hard is it to gameplan to give your RB some room?

Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff · Sun Jan 07, 2007 3:12 am

KC Paul 3.0 wrote:
KC Scott wrote:But I've seen all I need to see of Herm. As long as he's in KC, we'll never advance past a divisional round.
Look at it this way, Scott- Herm will stink it up even more next year, Clark Hunt cans his black ass, and BILL FUCKING COWHER comes in to resurrect this team. :wink:

It could happen. Cowher is an AFC guy, he worked under Schottenheimer in Cleveland who eventually ended up in KC. There's a connection there.

Th · Post by Th » Sun Jan 07, 2007 10:26 pm

mvscal wrote:
poptart wrote:And I've never seen Tom Brady petulantly wave the punting team back OFF the field (RFLMAO) when the coach sends 'em out to punt.

Holy crap, that is the funniest shit I have EVAR seen.
Even funnier when he threw a touchdown strike that play. You get what you pay for. Manning is the sickest QB in the league and you're going to have to pay him accordingly.

Last time I checked, Tom Brady isn't exactly working for burritos and a place to sleep.

He signed an extension last year through 2010 that was a lot less than he would have gotten from another team. He has his sights set on bigger things than record setting game checks - more rings. I would imagine his endorsements more than make up for the difference in contract money he left on the table.

Kansas City Kid · Post by **Kansas City Kid** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 11:50 pm

The Chiefs did not deserve to make the postseason and only did by a miracle. You could tell they even knew they didn't belong. Props to the Colts for sacking up on D but if they don't fix the Offense the Ravens will knock them out in a boring game next Saturday.

MuchoBulls · Post by **MuchoBulls** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 11:51 pm

Question for the KC fans: What are the chances that Kawika Mitchell comes back?

MuchoBulls · Post by **MuchoBulls** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 12:18 am

Thanks

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 1:14 am

Kansas City Kid wrote:Props to the Colts .....but if they don't fix the Offense the Ravens will knock them out in a boring game next Saturday.

nothing is going to save the Dolts.....

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 3:48 am

The Chiefs did not deserve to make the postseason and only did by a miracle. You could tell they even knew they didn't belong.

Kansas City Kid wrote:Pittsburgh came from the #6 seed and got it done last year. I see no reason history can't repeat:

CHIEFS - 38
COLTS - 37

Chiefs go on to beat the Chargers and then either Baltimore or New England and face Philadelphia in SUPERBOWL XLI and win it all while Lamar Hunt and Satan share a glass of Bushmills!

Nice takes, dumbfuck.

Kansas City Kid · Post by **Kansas City Kid** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 5:42 pm

Nice "takes" for you two assholes as well in this thread. :D

Shit, Whitey didn't even have the balls to make a prediction!

KC Paul 3.0 wrote:Herm said yesterday that if TRENT (correct spelling, for those of you scoring at home) isn't getting it done, then he's not afraid to pull him and put Damon in.

Having said that, the Colts will NEVER EVER stop LJ from going up and down the field on their soft asses.

Chiefs- 24
Colts- 17

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 1:17 am

Kansas City Kid wrote: Shit, Whitey didn't even have the balls to make a prediction!

Oh, really?

Here's what I said about this game on page one, 3rd post down in this thread.

That said, I don't realistically see KC winning this game with TrINT at QB. Herm needs to wake the fuck up and realize that Huard gives this team the best chance to win. I was cussing a blue streak yesterday when he came back in after seeing the difference one series with Huard made.

That slant throw he made to Parker on 3rd down is one that Green simply can't make anymore.

Sure, LJ has to carry the load, but they can't win this game just running the ball alone. They have to be able to mix it up and keep the Colts D guessing. They damn sure can't afford 3 turnovers from TG like they had against Jax and still hope to win.

That's this thing called a "prediction" shit for brains Kaley. I shudder to think that you actually work at an institute of higher learning, or once did. You still got that gig?

They play in the same conference as Evangel, I believe. That's too fucking close.

Kansas City Kid · Post by **Kansas City Kid** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 8:13 pm

Don't see any prediction on the score there, Whitey. Nice try covering all your bases, though! Get your GED and then we'll talk education which is something you are seriously lacking. How many softball chicks' canoes has your daughter snacked on at college?

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 5:43 pm

And Finishing out this season of mediocrity.............

Q: What do you call 47 millionaires sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The Kansas City Chiefs.

Q: What do the Kansas City Chiefs and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".

Q: How do you keep a Kansas City Chief out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.

Q: Where do you go in Kansas City in case of a tornado?
A: To Arrowhead - they never get a touchdown there!

Q: Why was Herm Edwards upset when the Kansas City Chiefs play book was stolen?
A: Because he hadn't finished coloring it.

Q: What's the difference between the Kansas City Chiefs and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q: What do the Kansas City Chiefs and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home (and get killed on the road)

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 2:07 am

That's just great, Scott.

Sin
No, actually, it was pathetic.

Hell, you could have thunk up more creative stuff to throw your team under the bus with than posting that chain mail garbage.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 2:38 pm

War Wagon wrote:
Hell, you could have thunk up more creative stuff to throw your team under the bus with than posting that chain mail garbage.

You mean he KCntrl-Pauled that from m2?

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Thu Jan 11, 2007 4:43 pm

not bad, goobs... i chuckled.

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 2:21 am

I said it was a mediocre end to a the season.

Sheesh........

OK, here's a few more:

Q: What ddid Herm Edwards get on his SATs?
A: Drool.

The Only way that Herm can see the Chiefs gain yardage is to run the game film backwards

Football is a game of inches, and that's the way the Chiefs move the ball

The Seven Dwarfs were marching through the forest one day they fell in a deep, dark ravine. Snow White, who was following along, peered over the edge of the steep chasm and called out to the fallen dwarfs. From the depths of the dark hole a voice returned, "The Chiefs are Super Bowl contenders." Snow White thought to herself, "Thank God... at least Dopey's survived!"

Thanks and don't forget to try the Veal

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 2:49 am

KC Scott wrote:I said it was a mediocre end to a the season.

Sheesh........

Scott, that shit pisses me the fuck off. You know how I feel. I don't need any salt in the wound, especially not from a supposed Chieffan. Maybe that's how you cope, but I don't cotton with that. Fuck me for living and dying with my team.

Raw nerves, dude. Wifey printed that shit off from her e-mail account at work and brought it home to thrust in my face. I got the same forwarded to me a dozen times at my work.

ENOUGH, already!

Time to move on.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 2:51 am

Sadly for Chef fan, they've just experienced the high point of the Herm Edwards era.

Your team has MANY issues to deal with.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 7:49 am

Nothing to refute my point.
Just divert to what is already obvious to all of the football world.

Your surrender is noted.

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 6:52 pm

Wags - Dude....... It's just a game. Sorry but I'm just not life or death when it comes to the Chiefs. Fan yes... Fanatic - No.

Ya gotta laugh, man or your blood pressure is gonna kill you.

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 8:25 pm

War Wagon wrote:
KC Scott wrote:I said it was a mediocre end to a the season.

Sheesh........
Scott, that shit pisses me the fuck off. You know how I feel. I don't need any salt in the wound, especially not from a supposed Chieffan. Maybe that's how you cope, but I don't cotton with that. Fuck me for living and dying with my team.

Raw nerves, dude. Wifey printed that shit off from her e-mail account at work and brought it home to thrust in my face. I got the same forwarded to me a dozen times at my work.

ENOUGH, already!

Time to move on.

:D

Philly fan took out a 2nd mortgage on his home to get down to the superbowl 2 years ago... Would Wags post nudies of his daughter on T1B if it meant watching the Chiefs in the Super Bowl? Judging by how intense you are on this, I can only assume you would.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 8:27 pm

jiminphilly wrote:Would Wags post nudies of his daughter on T1B if it meant watching the Chiefs in the Super Bowl?

Hopefully, not without the {G} tag.

Kansas City Kid · Post by **Kansas City Kid** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 9:10 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
jiminphilly wrote:Would Wags post nudies of his daughter on T1B if it meant watching the Chiefs in the Super Bowl?
Hopefully, not without the {G} tag.

Or a vomit bag, although I am sure there are photos of his ugly daughter snacking on some softball chick's canoe at community college.

Kansas City Kid · Post by **Kansas City Kid** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 10:23 pm

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kcdave · Post by **kcdave** » Sat Jan 13, 2007 3:27 am

Dont waste time preaching to Wags. Hell, dude still sends hate mail and death threats to Lin Elliott, Jon Baker, and the 1966/67 Green Bay Packers.

godzilla2002 · Post by **godzilla2002** » Sat Jan 13, 2007 4:47 am

KC Scott wrote:Wags - Dude....... It's just a game. Sorry but I'm just not life or death when it comes to the Chiefs. Fan yes... Fanatic - No.Ya gotta laugh, man or your blood pressure is gonna kill you.

e wrote:everybody else has, wags. you're the only one still gripping and making a target of yourself. either follow your own advice or start digging a hole for yourself in the back yard next to your dog. you aren't long for this world if you keep up like this.

Don’t listen to em wags
They don’t understand
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People do tell me I’m doing better