Questionable business slogans

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 10:22 pm

3.....2.....1.....

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 10:49 pm

Avis - We try harder
Trix are for kids
It's the real thing
Ford has a better idea
We're bullish on America

THIS CREAM MAKES THE
GARDENER'S DAUGHTER
PLANT HER TU-LIPS
WHERE SHE OUGHTER
BURMA-SHAVE

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 10:50 pm

Outback is OK, like all the other chains. Which is the shitty chain with the bubbly annoying waitstaff? Is it TGIF?

They have stupid vests with thousands of lame badges all over them. And they try to be clever and witty.

Note to said annoying waitstaff. You are not funny. Your vest and the 12,846 buttons on it are not funny. I am here to eat. Your job is to bring me food and drink. Nothing more, nothing less.

And which chain is it that says we are family? No I'm not. If I was family, you'd bring me dinner free of charge. I am a customer. I want to eat. You want my money. It's that simple.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 11:08 pm

mvscal wrote:I'm all about depraved gluttony...in moderation of course.

Meet you at Hometown Buffet. Or better yet, Izzy's(do you guys have Izzy's?)

You'd be shocked at the amount of food I can down when I bust out the unmoderated gluttony, for being such a skinny shit.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 11:09 pm

smackaholic wrote:Outback is OK, like all the other chains. Which is the shitty chain with the bubbly annoying waitstaff? Is it TGIF?

They have stupid vests with thousands of lame badges all over them. And they try to be clever and witty.

sincerely, 1999.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 11:10 pm

I almost forgot...

Come to where the flavor is. Come to Marlboro country.
I'd rather fight than switch.
LSMFT
You've come a long way baby
A silly millimeter longer

Western Airlines. The only way to fly.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 11:10 pm

Todd is the most underappreciated poster in this joint-btw.

Sirfindafold · Post by **Sirfindafold** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 11:12 pm

We put the band back together

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 11:13 pm

I'd rather do it myself!!
I can't believe I ate the whole thing
That's-a one-a spicy meat-a ball-a
Where's the beef?
Hot and juicy

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 11:21 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:
smackaholic wrote:Outback is OK, like all the other chains. Which is the shitty chain with the bubbly annoying waitstaff? Is it TGIF?

They have stupid vests with thousands of lame badges all over them. And they try to be clever and witty.
sincerely, 1999.

Maybe it was 1999 when I went there. Dunno. Don't care. No interest in going back. Way too many good local restraunts to waste time and money in mediocre chains.

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 11:57 pm

LSMFT
(Lucky Strikes Mean Fine Tobacco)

you're dating yourself Mikey !!

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 12:04 am

Toddowen wrote:So you just went for the food and drink.

Novel fuckin idea when you go to a "eating and drinkin establishment"

Been to the Outback at Cedar Hills where the fuckin waiter dropped a glass and sent glass shards flying everywhere. He had to bring us all new drinks and bloomin onions. The fuckin shard cut my arm, and you would have thought they had amputated my arm. Dude just kept bringing me Jack and water on the house for the next 2 hours. I got more fucked up than my 20 something kids did.

Went to one on hotel row in San Diego. So fucking dark I could hardly see, and we were the only white people there. Good service and good food. Been to others in Medford, Austin and they were the same. Good food, good drink. paid my bill and left.

Thats what I go to the resturant's for, not the fucking "Kumbya" singing circle for manic depressives like Toddy.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 12:10 am

Wolfman wrote:LSMFT
(Lucky Strikes Mean Fine Tobacco)

you're dating yourself Mikey !!

That's cool.
Not even my wife wants to date me anymore.

Ruff · Post by **Ruff** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 12:11 am

Mikey wrote:Avis - We try harder
Trix are for kids
It's the real thing
Ford has a better idea
We're bullish on America

THIS CREAM MAKES THE
GARDENER'S DAUGHTER
PLANT HER TU-LIPS
WHERE SHE OUGHTER
BURMA-SHAVE

He likes it! Hey Mikey!!

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 12:24 am

Forgot about that one.

Jimmy Medalions · Post by **Jimmy Medalions** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 12:48 am

What can Brown do for you?

-Saladtosser

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 12:50 am

Got Ben Gay?

Not at present, but I'm sure we've had him at some point.

Sin,

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 1:01 am

"Get your skills on"

Saw it on a commercial for one of those ITT Tech-type schools. Gee, I wonder who the target demographic is for that ad?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Jan 12, 2007 1:07 am

"Beef. It's what's for dinner."

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 1:49 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
"Beef. It's what's for dinner."

Pork. The other white meat.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 2:25 am

How do YOU spell relief?

M-A-N-L-O-V-E

Sin,

Tiny · Post by **Tiny** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 3:05 am

Dins, your killin' me......

Also rack Derron for the Kumbaya blast.

tuff gong · Post by **tuff gong** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 4:22 am

Wolfman wrote:LSMFT
(Lucky Strikes Mean Fine Tobacco)

You're just making that up.

LSMFT = lip smackin mothafukkin tastee

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 1:34 pm

Dinsdale wrote:Todd is the most underappreciated poster in this joint-btw.

Might have something to do with Tard being a certified pedophile who fantasizes about fucking his mother. That is a demographic that I probably tend to undervalue.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 3:42 pm

Roach wrote:Loose Strap Means Floppy Tit

sig

5th grade

Ok Wolfman, Mikey, what product used this slogan?

"Where ever particular people congregate."

Sounds vaguely familiar, but I can't quite place it.
Prolly some kind of booze or something?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 3:54 pm

Pall Mall cigarettes. Right on the package.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 4:08 pm

Tareyton tastes better. Charcoal is why.
Winston tatses good like a cigarette should.
When you’re number 2, you try harder. (‘sup tOSU?)

I kind of like this one:

Kansas City Kid · Post by **Kansas City Kid** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 6:08 pm

Derron wrote:
Toddowen wrote:So you just went for the food and drink.

Novel fuckin idea when you go to a "eating and drinkin establishment"

Been to the Outback at Cedar Hills where the fuckin waiter dropped a glass and sent glass shards flying everywhere. He had to bring us all new drinks and bloomin onions. The fuckin shard cut my arm, and you would have thought they had amputated my arm. Dude just kept bringing me Jack and water on the house for the next 2 hours. I got more fucked up than my 20 something kids did.

Went to one on hotel row in San Diego. So fucking dark I could hardly see, and we were the only white people there. Good service and good food. Been to others in Medford, Austin and they were the same. Good food, good drink. paid my bill and left.

Thats what I go to the resturant's for, not the fucking "Kumbya" singing circle for manic depressives like Toddy.

Nice to see when you travel you just go to some shitty place like OUTBACK that you could go to back in your own shithole town.

For Chrissake there HAD to be a better steakhouse in AUSTIN than fuckin' OUTBACK!!!!!

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 6:38 pm

I'll bet there's all kinds of better steakhouses in Ausitn, as there are in Derron's neck of the woods. But when you're on the road, spinning the Wheel of Salmonella isn't always the best idea.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 7:57 pm

Kansas City Kid wrote:
Derron wrote:
Toddowen wrote:So you just went for the food and drink.

Novel fuckin idea when you go to a "eating and drinkin establishment"

Been to the Outback at Cedar Hills where the fuckin waiter dropped a glass and sent glass shards flying everywhere. He had to bring us all new drinks and bloomin onions. The fuckin shard cut my arm, and you would have thought they had amputated my arm. Dude just kept bringing me Jack and water on the house for the next 2 hours. I got more fucked up than my 20 something kids did.

Went to one on hotel row in San Diego. So fucking dark I could hardly see, and we were the only white people there. Good service and good food. Been to others in Medford, Austin and they were the same. Good food, good drink. paid my bill and left.

Thats what I go to the resturant's for, not the fucking "Kumbya" singing circle for manic depressives like Toddy.
Nice to see when you travel you just go to some shitty place like OUTBACK that you could go to back in your own shithole town. For Chrissake there HAD to be a better steakhouse in AUSTIN than fuckin' OUTBACK!!!!!

I was in town for 5 days.. cunt face. I hit more than 1 steak house, and the Outback gig was a freebie from a client. You see, some of us have travelled a lot, and I have been in a lot of steak houses, bars, clubs and tit bars.

Austin and Memphis has the best music, and the best steak house was Kirby's in Plano Texas. My business partner and I dropped about $ 175 there one night for drinks, steaks, cigars and cognac. Morton's in Chicago is pretty good too...

and rack Dins on the salmonella thing... having food posioning on the road working, 1000 miles from home sucks. Been there.

Kansas City Kid · Post by **Kansas City Kid** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 8:56 pm

But I thought one of the fringe benefits of you being a garbageman is all you can eat? :D

Biggie · Post by **Biggie** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 9:02 pm

Derron wrote:and rack Dins on the salmonella thing

Yeah, I usually get the salmonella or the filet. The bloomin' onion is good too.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 11:06 pm

"Priceless."

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Sat Jan 13, 2007 12:14 am

Cohen. Biggie Cohen. wrote:
Derron wrote:and rack Dins on the salmonella thing
Yeah, I usually get the salmonella or the filet. The bloomin' onion is good too.

I won't ever order salmonella unless it's "wild caught".

Rich Fader · Post by **Rich Fader** » Sat Jan 13, 2007 12:17 am

I'd just like to say that I have no idea whatever where Toddo got that slogan. As far as I know, Outback still uses "No Mules, Just Ri..."--oops, sorry, that's Jim in Fall River--"No Rules, Just Right."

Anyway, WAR the Melbourne, medium, a Blue Cheese Chopped, baked sweet potato, and a couple of margaritas. Oh, yeah, and a Bloomin' Onion...and a Chocolate Thunder for dessert.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Sat Jan 13, 2007 12:27 am

Rich Fader wrote:Anyway, WAR the Melbourne, medium, a Blue Cheese Chopped, baked sweet potato, and a couple of margaritas. Oh, yeah, and a Bloomin' Onion...and a Chocolate Thunder for dessert.

Eatin' good in the neighborhood, eh? Rack!

Sin,

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sat Jan 13, 2007 12:58 am

Tiberious wrote:Cic-A-Roni, the San Francisco treat! Cic-A-Roni, the flavor can't be beat!

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Sat Jan 13, 2007 1:06 am

Cicero wrote:Tiber-A-Roni, the San Francisco treat! Tiber-A-Roni, the flavor can't be beat!

Truman · Post by **Truman** » Sat Jan 13, 2007 2:48 am

An All-Time favorite:

"Bad things, Man... Bad things..."

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Sat Jan 13, 2007 2:54 am

Dinsdale wrote:How do YOU spell relief?

Nothing says prostate exam like a good stiff finger.

The lower orofices of Dopey and Feely, an al.
Here to service you.
Colon us for all your ass needs.

****Polyp free since last Monday ****