Gives new meaning to getting your "ass kicked"....

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 7:49 pm

[web]http://www.katu.com/news/local/5171512.html[/web]

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 7:55 pm

So they're still going to use the donkey punch ?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 8:00 pm

In other U&L news...apparently the Portland Fire Department was jealous of the cops, so they beat someone up to keep up with the Joneses.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 8:24 pm

Dinsdale wrote:In other U&L news...apparently the Portland Fire Department was jealous of the cops, so they beat someone up to keep up with the Joneses.

Saw that in the paper this morning.....

Back in the early days of EMS, I was a EMT B. We went on a call, and this scrawny 140 pound dude was all fucked up on dust and was a diabetic as well. He was raging and throwing shit in the kitchen of the house. Myself , I was about 200# in those days and fairly rocked up, there was one of the local donut munching cops who went about 6'3" and 350 #.

We tackled the dude and scrawny little fuck threw us around like paper. We finally got him down, cuffed and were adminersting treatment.

However, I never really felt compelled to put the boots to the due AFTER he was subdued and being treated.

But since this dude in PDX was white, and not homeless, I give it very little run locally and no big out cry from the nogs and other minorities in town. But I imagine due is looking at a guaranteed 100 grand at minimum.

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 9:21 pm

John "Jack" Elam

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 9:37 pm

KC Paul 3.0 wrote:He should be PROUD of it- that's one less piece of shit that the state of Washington has to feed and house.

Dude...it's Spokane. By your theory, nuke the whole city.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 9:38 pm

AP's dad?

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Fri Jan 12, 2007 10:25 pm

KC Paul 3.0 wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:
KC Paul 3.0 wrote:He should be PROUD of it- that's one less piece of shit that the state of Washington has to feed and house.

Dude...it's Spokane. By your theory, nuke the whole city.
RIIIIIGHT....you act like he was the ONLY piece of shit in Spokane.

I'm pretty sure Dins was implying Spokane is riddled with "pieces of shit." Hence... nuking the whole city. It's gotta suck being you, Paul...

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 10:26 pm

Did anybody check out the link about some poor fukk who thought it would be cool to hop a flight from Senegal to Atlanta..... in the fukking wheel well of delta flight.

I'm guessing it must suck rather badly in Senegal to wanna do that just to get to atlanta.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 10:31 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
KC Paul 3.0 wrote:He should be PROUD of it- that's one less piece of shit that the state of Washington has to feed and house.

Dude...it's Spokane. By your theory, nuke the whole city.

And what would be wrong with that ??

There's plenty of cities to film more episodes of COPS in...

Headhunter · Post by **Headhunter** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 10:32 pm

Even leaving Senegal in first class with a bevy of hookers slobbing your knob while you eat Brie and crackers, one would have to question the choice of Atlanta as a destination. Was the wheel well to Dayton full? Maybe the Gary Indianana flight was delayed?

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 11:09 pm

Derron wrote: We tackled the dude and scrawny little fuck threw us around like paper.

List of people who can kick Derron's ass:

1. Poptart
2. "140 lb. scrawny, diabetic tweaker"
3. ...

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 11:14 pm

KC Paul 3.0 wrote: And I'm pretty sure Dins WASN'T implying that, fuckhole.

The reason you're "pretty sure" of this, is because you're a complete fucking retard.

Everyone else seems to have understood.

What the fuck did you think I was implying, moron? I don't really see any other conclusion that could be drawn from my statement, dumbshit.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 11:24 pm

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:It's gotta suck being you, Paul...

I doubt it. You know what follows fat & dumb, and what ignorance is. There's a line past which imbecility destroys an individual's ability to recognize he's been afflicted with it, and causes continuous elation. Polesmoker 3.0 sped past that line so long ago, it's no longer visible in his rear view mirror, with whom he has his most satisfying conversations.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 11:26 pm

Smackie Chan wrote:Polesmoker ... most satisfying conversations.

All we saw.

Sin,

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 11:26 pm

...who cares if it was a Donkey kick, a frikkin night stick to the dome, or a good ole fashioned "Blanket party?..it's one more dreg off the tax payers payroll.

three cheers for the Cops.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Sat Jan 13, 2007 12:12 am

Sichiro, 39, a Mariana Islands native, stopped breathing and later died during surgery for internal bleeding after struggling with jailers trying to move him to a cell where he could be monitored by jail medical staff for apparent alcohol withdrawal

If he had stayed home he'd be eligible for $7.50/hour now.

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Sat Jan 13, 2007 12:24 am

Mikey wrote:
Sichiro, 39, a Mariana Islands native, stopped breathing and later died during surgery for internal bleeding after struggling with jailers trying to move him to a cell where he could be monitored by jail medical staff for apparent alcohol withdrawal
If he had stayed home he'd be eligible for $7.50/hour now.

...hot damn, our troubles are over now