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Another feel-good story.
At least you didn't lose your cat. You would have just run ot over anyway, I'm sure(gee, ain't karma just a bitch?).
Talk about your feel-good stories...night before last, a female friend called, and said she was going to stop by my house. Fair enough, we go wayway back, and party together on an occasion. She's a public-transit person of late, so I wasn't expecting her too soon. Last night, her roommate calls, asking if I've seen her. Nope. I figured she just found something better to do(yeah...as if), or flaked(not out of the question for her), or something. But no -- last time anyone has seen or heard from her, she was headed out to my place.
Neato. They usually don't go missing until after I'm done with them....errrrr.....nevermind.
At least you didn't lose your cat. You would have just run ot over anyway, I'm sure(gee, ain't karma just a bitch?).
Talk about your feel-good stories...night before last, a female friend called, and said she was going to stop by my house. Fair enough, we go wayway back, and party together on an occasion. She's a public-transit person of late, so I wasn't expecting her too soon. Last night, her roommate calls, asking if I've seen her. Nope. I figured she just found something better to do(yeah...as if), or flaked(not out of the question for her), or something. But no -- last time anyone has seen or heard from her, she was headed out to my place.
Neato. They usually don't go missing until after I'm done with them....errrrr.....nevermind.
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Yo... if you weren't getting fucked in the ass all the time, you might be able to keep the shit chute clear for what it is intended.Jsc810 wrote:Hi y'all, I'm in the hospital again, this time with some sort of gastro-intestinal obstruction. The last few days really haven't been pleasant.
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Damn dude, you need to take care of yourself.
What causes all this diet ? Or genetics ?
What causes all this diet ? Or genetics ?
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
I hope you get to feeling better JSC, that internal medicine really sucks. I've had those tubes down my nose and throat on several occasions due to an internal injury and the subsequent complications and am having surgery for that next week, so you are not alone in your suffering. I'll take a good old fashioned broken leg over that b.s. anyday.
Anyway, really just wanted to say "keep your' spirits up," and lay off of the tequila for a couple of days.
Best wishes, w.
Anyway, really just wanted to say "keep your' spirits up," and lay off of the tequila for a couple of days.
Best wishes, w.
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Damn dude, you need to take care of yourself.
What causes all this diet ? Or genetics ?
What causes all this diet ? Or genetics ?
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Speaking as one who has had a Foley Catheter and an NG tube inserted in my body, I can truthfully say that I would take the tube in my dick over an NG tube any day of the year. That shit is straight nasty and with or without a broken nose amounts to a form of torture the folks over at Homeland Security would love to be using.
Oh, and unwar being NPO. Good luck bro.
Oh, and unwar being NPO. Good luck bro.
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Jeeze Crist... read back a couple of posts... you cunts sound like a bunch of senile whining, bitchy old senior citzens at the free lunch line at the casino playing " Top this aliment/sickness/medical issue".
I want every one on here to post their latest medical malady so we can make fu....errrr talk about it.
I will start...
Oh wait, I am reasonably healthy, started a managed weight loss program with a personal trainer, and nutritional counseling and I have lost 10 pounds in the last 14 days. No run there I guess....got to be taking it in the ass or some other lame shit like that.
Post away you fuckin hypocondriacs.
I want every one on here to post their latest medical malady so we can make fu....errrr talk about it.
I will start...
Oh wait, I am reasonably healthy, started a managed weight loss program with a personal trainer, and nutritional counseling and I have lost 10 pounds in the last 14 days. No run there I guess....got to be taking it in the ass or some other lame shit like that.
Post away you fuckin hypocondriacs.
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If that is success, I don't even want to contemplate failure. Oh da horrah.mvscal wrote:Our all DNA diet has been a fabulous success, so we can eliminate the genetic diet.
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You’re taking it in the ass from a personal trainer? Didn’t think James would travel that far north.Derron wrote:Oh wait, I am reasonably healthy, started a managed weight loss program with a personal trainer, and nutritional counseling and I have lost 10 pounds in the last 14 days. No run there I guess....got to be taking it in the ass or some other lame shit like that.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
Not much chance of that... although my favorite teller at the bank is working out there with her "personal" trainer and seems like shes likely doing him.. her husband might not like that, but no sense letting a few extra pounds stop a good piece of ass... those fuckin trainers got to be banking a lot of trim..Goober McTuber wrote:You’re taking it in the ass from a personal trainer? Didn’t think James would travel that far north.Derron wrote:Oh wait, I am reasonably healthy, started a managed weight loss program with a personal trainer, and nutritional counseling and I have lost 10 pounds in the last 14 days. No run there I guess....got to be taking it in the ass or some other lame shit like that.
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Not much chance of James traveling that far, or not much chance of you taking it in the ass? I think we know the answer to that one.Derron wrote:Not much chance of that...Goober McTuber wrote:You’re taking it in the ass from a personal trainer? Didn’t think James would travel that far north.Derron wrote:Oh wait, I am reasonably healthy, started a managed weight loss program with a personal trainer, and nutritional counseling and I have lost 10 pounds in the last 14 days. No run there I guess....got to be taking it in the ass or some other lame shit like that.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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I was wondering if Chip had mispelled the name of Dumpater General. It appears he did.Wolfman wrote:btw--
as Bri knows--
it is Ochsner
at least you're in good hands !!
speedy recovery

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