Tonights over/under on dead homeless folks

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 2:57 am

Yeah, I don't see Dinsdale in here anymore.

At least he recognizes (sometimes) when he's out of his league. Intellectually and all.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 2:58 am

War Wagon wrote:
Mikey wrote: As I've just shown in engineering terms (which I don't blame you for not understanding, them being all technical and stuff), if you spray 55 degree water (a 13 degree temperature drop to 32)
I'm so confused, with you guys talking all over my head and stuff, maybe I should
go watch AI.

OK I'm a dumbshit. That should have been 23 degrees. Arithmetic and writing were never my forte. The point is still valid.

At work I have people to check these things for me.

Can I add...

Jerkovich · Post by **Jerkovich** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 2:58 am

kenkunt wrote:common sense though if you think about it.

Really? Is this where we say,"Oh shit, Kenifer has a point"! No, now go defoam, biatch.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 3:13 am

Mikey wrote: OK I'm a dumbshit. That should have been 23 degrees. Arithmetic and writing were never my forte. The point is still valid.

Nah, Mikey. I knew what you meant. Just a typo.

I'm going to have to give bode here to you and Ken over Dins and mv.

Nice work, and a thought provoking discussion. I actually learned something.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 3:22 am

well, rack the hell outta doctor mikey. looks like he has reaserted his ownership of his prize bitch, dinsdale.

I was actually kinda leaning to the mvsdale explanation due mainly to ken's pathetic attempt to 'splain how ice heats stuff.

So mikey, how's that solar heated spa of yours doing in this weather? I guess the inch or two of ice in it outta kep it nice and toasty through that latent homo errrr heat fusion thingy.

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 3:43 am

Dinsdale wrote:In his defense...his theory, poorly worded as it was, kind of holds true if the temp of the orange is already below 32. The "heat" from above-freezing water goes somewhere when the water freezes. A potion of this "heat" is transferred inwards, resulting in an ever-so-miniscule warming effect on the orange...note the word "miniscule."

... and while dins is on his knees looking for his teeth, may well give him a shot to the ribs.

On this subject, you're not even approaching the stupidity that mvscal seems to be so easily exhibiting, but nonetheless, you're still prettty fucking stupid. I see your problem... it just hit me; you never did grasp this 'latent heat' concept did ya'? All the while, you simplemindedly thought that the fruit was kept warm simply from the passive transfer of heat from the water to the environment as it cooled.

Way to introduce a new level of idiocy, son. Take solace, still not mvscal levels.

Google away on latent heat, there dinsy. When you finally figure out the part about the release or gain of energy (in the form of heat, fancy that) when the hydorgen bonds between water molecules weaken or strengthen, get back me and we can work on finding even another avenue through which we can all watch another episode of 'idiocy in words'. I paid attention in HS and college.

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 3:50 am

smackaholic wrote:I was actually kinda leaning to the mvsdale explanation

So, you had an episode of stupidity, eh? At least you emerged from it.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 4:11 am

R-Jack wrote: OK let me explain something to you.

Usually, Jack, it doesn't take an explanation to run a lame bitch like Jerkovich back to ToT, or where ever the hell it is that morons hang out. They read about two threads here, and realize the water is too deep. But this guy is "special", ain't he?

Your weak, thoughtless and humorless attempts at smack and your baffling desire to continue dancing with what you brought have left you wearing a jewel-encrusted leash...

Nice explanation.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 4:12 am

smackaholic wrote:well, rack the hell outta doctor mikey. looks like he has reaserted his ownership of his prize bitch, dinsdale.

I was actually kinda leaning to the mvsdale explanation due mainly to ken's pathetic attempt to 'splain how ice heats stuff.

So mikey, how's that solar heated spa of yours doing in this weather? I guess the inch or two of ice in it outta kep it nice and toasty through that latent homo errrr heat fusion thingy.

Actually I've been running it and the solar system overnight so they won't freeze up.

It's been in the low 20's every morning here for the past week.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 4:14 am

Smackie Chan wrote:
Tom In VA wrote:As the temp drops water molecules get condensed, they get closer
And if they get closer (assuming they stay the same size or contract, seein's how they're gettin' all cozy with each other to keep warm), the overall volume of of the ice should be less than that of the water when it's in its liquid state, correct?

I don't know Mr. Nye.

Jerkovich · Post by **Jerkovich** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 1:26 pm

R-Jack wrote:
Jerkovich wrote:No, now go defoam, biatch.
OK let me explain something to you.

I think Ken is a bitch. It's not that I have much of a problem with him. My opinion of him as a takeless, gameless, Sweet 16 car driving simp with a useless brain and a used up colon is actually on par with my thoughts on most folks here.

With that said, Ken owns your ass, and not on any merit of his own. Your weak, thoughtless and humorless attempts at smack and your baffling desire to continue dancing with what you brought have left you wearing a jewel-encrusted leash and sitting down to pee on Ken's command. Seriously, how many times do you plan on re-hashing weak insults that don't even entertain the bib-wearing public?

Nice double gainer -w- a 360 twist off of Kendra's sack while landing softly in his fudge stripe, R Nurlmen.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 1:53 pm

Mikey wrote:
smackaholic wrote:well, rack the hell outta doctor mikey. looks like he has reaserted his ownership of his prize bitch, dinsdale.

I was actually kinda leaning to the mvsdale explanation due mainly to ken's pathetic attempt to 'splain how ice heats stuff.

So mikey, how's that solar heated spa of yours doing in this weather? I guess the inch or two of ice in it outta kep it nice and toasty through that latent homo errrr heat fusion thingy.
Actually I've been running it and the solar system overnight so they won't freeze up.

It's been in the low 20's every morning here for the past week.

you run the solar system overnight, huh? not being wise in the ways of thermodynamics like you, I'm having a little trouble with this one.

Help a brotha out, will ya?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 3:10 pm

Ken wrote:I paid attention in HS and college.

And yet you wound up a Jetta-driving traveling sales hack.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 3:34 pm

smackaholic wrote:
Mikey wrote:
smackaholic wrote:well, rack the hell outta doctor mikey. looks like he has reaserted his ownership of his prize bitch, dinsdale.

I was actually kinda leaning to the mvsdale explanation due mainly to ken's pathetic attempt to 'splain how ice heats stuff.

So mikey, how's that solar heated spa of yours doing in this weather? I guess the inch or two of ice in it outta kep it nice and toasty through that latent homo errrr heat fusion thingy.
Actually I've been running it and the solar system overnight so they won't freeze up.

It's been in the low 20's every morning here for the past week.
you run the solar system overnight, huh? not being wise in the ways of thermodynamics like you, I'm having a little trouble with this one.

Help a brotha out, will ya?

It's supposed to drain itself when it's off, but I've been running it at night during the freezing weather just in case there's water left in it. If any of the tubes are full of water and it freezes they would probably burst.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 4:09 pm

You're too ignorant to realize that you're just embarassing yourself.

I actually feel sorry for you.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 4:22 pm

[flashback]My balls looked about like that the day
I thought it would be cool to take in a December
GB v. Chi game at Soldier Field.[/flashback]

carry on ..............

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 4:25 pm

mvscal wrote: The brief little puff of energy released at the instant water crystalizes doesn't do jack fucking diddly to keep any goddamn thing warm.

End of story

Then why do they bother doing it?

Idiot.

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 4:30 pm

sniff, sniff... troll job.

In the event it's not (actually, becoming more and more likely given the complete ignoramus mvscal's outted himself as)...

Stupid shit, from the pic there is no way you can tell if the oranges are toast or not. From the pic, can you tell if water is continually being applied?

If so, the oranges are quite possibly, well... fine.

End of story.

Thought I'd do one of those EOS story things you do... amazing how they do such a good job of reinforcing your point and outting the rest of US as Kindergarten drop outs.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 4:47 pm

War Wagon wrote:I know Dins is furiously Googling

Again...it's pretty fucking telling that there's people here who just don't grasp the idea that some of us actually spent 5 minutes per paying attention in some really basic classes.

Dude...this ain't building spaceships or splitting atoms...it's really basic shit. Is the school system where you grew up really that bad, or are you just a fucking idiot?

If I were furiouslu googling, I probably could have come up with the fancy terms and figures that Mikey did. But I saw how much the bottom rung here caught on when he did...and it ain't like I've been in a chemistry class for a looooong time.

Nah...I was furiously making my way to go see LeBron James...who didn't do much, even with Steve Jabbe giving him assists all night.

mvscal wrote:

If the temperature is falling:

A. Heat is being lost

I'll go with "A."

Now, for your bonus question...where did it go?

Think about it.

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 9:29 pm

Avocados

The forgotten Cali fruit of the thread. I presume avacados were also damaged? Prices on these gonna spike too? At least avocado juice prices will remain stable or even drop.

ElvisMonster · Post by **ElvisMonster** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 10:36 pm

Mikey wrote:Actually I've been running...the solar system...

That'll look pretty fucking impressive on the ol' resumé. Rack.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 10:43 pm

ElvisMonster wrote:
Mikey wrote:Actually I've been running...the solar system...
That'll look pretty fucking impressive on the ol' resumé. Rack.

NO SHIT

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Fri Jan 19, 2007 6:26 am

Bizzarofelice wrote:
AP wrote:
Wolfman wrote:
wow--that's something you don't often see
--Cali oranges and ice !!
dad lost a whole big time 3 acre-

What a find! I didn't have orchard laborer on the list!! This was before the military, but did you ever re-visit this job?

Bace, the only thing on your resume is being a "Dog Catcher." Check that... a "funnay" Dog Catcher.

Amazing how those that never disclose real events in their own lives feel free to crack on those that do. So for your entire life, you graduated high school, or got a GED, or dropped out to become a dog catcher? Wow! That's the only thing the board community knows about you Bace. I'll bet you've never done anything else either. I'll bet you stuttuer or have a deformity.

Also, isn't it amazing a well-known homosexual like Kengina is all of a sudden an expert on citrus fruit? I get the "fruit" part, but citrus?

I love this newfangled internet farming community from the U&L, SW PA, and other well-known agricultural meccas.

Next thing is that you'll tell me the real Mexican laborers don't have bank accounts but keep rolls of 100 dollar bills on their person. A Pennsylvania citrus "expert" is now chiming in?

I stutter, Dave has a wandering eye, RadioFan is straight, Elvis is thin, Bace catches dogs, and we all hate each other for another day to shit upon each other. That is about right.