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I bet that caught your attention because of your compulsive 'spanking'. :meds:
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I thought the Democrats were against the Government telling people how to live their lives?
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Cicero wrote:I thought ...
That would be a first, so I'm gonna go ahead and call bullshit.

It's also the exception to your sig btw.

Double whammy!!
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Yankin' 'em out and crushing their skull .... to death is A-OK, but spanking .... ???

Heavens no.
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But spanking can be fun!!!

Sin,

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RACK Mikey.
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Do-gooders.My plan for government,if elected, do less to do more.

This post was sponsered by the exploratory comittee for Trampis for Prez 08
Bad spelling is a diversionary tactic
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Trampis wrote:Do-gooders.My plan for government,if elected, do less to do more.

This post was sponsered by the exploratory comittee for Trampis for Prez 08

With your spelling, you're better suited for being the VP...sorry, I had to say it. :lol:
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Shoalzie wrote:With your spelling, you're better suited for being the VP...sorry, I had to say it. :lol:

Actually... his spelling matches the current president's command of the English language. He may be perfectly suited for the job.

Let's take this further. Trampis, have you ever done cocaine? If you refuse to answer, you've got my vote.
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R-Jack wrote:
Jerkovich wrote:I bet that caught your attention because of your compulsive 'spanking'. :meds:
Outstanding. I claim you are a humorless bottom-feeding taint who is void of any wit or insight. Your best response? Blow your load latching on to the first word you can use and delivering a (gasp) humorless response that is void of any wit or insight. Amazing I tells ya.

The only question that remains is how many times you will reset this tripe thinking you actually said something funny and/or original?
Sorry, didn't mean to divert attention to your little masturbatory compulsion. I'm sure that you're working on it. So tell me, did you run into that gem while googling "spanked"?
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mvscal wrote:
Jerkovich wrote:So tell me, did you run into that gem while googling "spanked"?
Funny stuff coming from a feeble minded deviant who posted pictures of himself in a gay karate suit trying to shove a zuchini up his ass.
Must have been the before pics.
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Heaven help me....but.....


Rack poptart
“It is usually futile to try to talk facts and analysis to people who are enjoying a sense of moral superiority in their ignorance.”
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RACK The Seer.
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poptart wrote:RACK The Seer.
No, RACK poptart

OUTstanding
John Boehner wrote:Boehner said. "In Congress, we have a red button, a green button and a yellow button, alright. Green means 'yes,' red means 'no,' and yellow means you're a chicken shit. And the last thing we need in the White House, in the oval office, behind that big desk, is some chicken who wants to push this yellow button.
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rozy wrote:
poptart wrote:RACK The Seer.
No, RACK poptart

OUTstanding

Rack Rosie too!
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I just wanted to RACK The Seer for RACKING ROZY for RACKING POPTART for RACKING The Seer.

RACK
With all the horseshit around here, you'd think there'd be a pony somewhere.
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RACK Tom.....



.....just for RACKing so much and being so RACKable.
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RACK Mikey


Tom In VA appreciates Mikey's RACK. It means a alot. Tom In VA is a warrior and couldn't have done it without God, his mamma, and Kelly from 10th grade 2nd period study hall.

Tom In VA is gonna strive harder to contribute more and affect a positive outcome on the season.




See how positive affirmation is so much better than spanking a child ? Tom In VA says

"Postive pat, not a spank, on the behind"
"And it's you they'll thank, when success they find".


















~puke, okay which way to the toilet!
With all the horseshit around here, you'd think there'd be a pony somewhere.
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Tom,

Bace has the best sig there is:

"The Positive Aspect of Negative Thinking."

Learn it.

Know it.

Do it.
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That's the PANT method.

Effective at times, but more or less a low percentage technique. But it's a great technique to sell records to a bunch of whiny teenagers though.


"Hey kids, you get money from mom and dad"
"Buy my records because religion is bad"


mosh
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Post by Jerkovich »

Rack the fuck out of Spanky.....uhm R Jackoff
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The Seer wrote:Heaven help me....but.....


Rack poptart
By so racking, thus are thyself racked.

And given poptarts' connections, heaven may help you...
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