American Idol = Worst TV Show Ever

[War Wagon]

How in the fuck do all these smiling idiots exist? No, I'm not talking about the contestants, I'm talking about the people who actually watch this garbage, and thus enable AI to dominate my living room. My wifey (bless her heart) is so enamored of and addicted to this show it gives me the creeps. I want to say something...

Christ. I missed the 3 OT classic played last night between Texas and OSU because of the two hour "premier".. and they have to come back with another two hours tonite?

Fuck you, AI. Fuck you Fox Network. Fuck anyone who thinks this is "must see" TV.

Oh, and RACK! me for keeping my mouth shut and letting my significant other have her show with nary a peep. You don't stay married for 23 years being a complete dumbass.

[Shoalzie]

You don't have a second TV?

This story will surely make you and many others ill...
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070117/ap_ ... ol_ratings

[War Wagon]

You don't have a second TV?

It got hauled off to college with my daughter, Shoalz.

But I'll have one by this time next week, by damn.

[War Wagon]

You realize your are talking about your wife (bless her heart) when you say this?

No way. Really?

Jeez. Have you figured out you are just killing your wife (bless her stupid heart) damn near every line of your rant.

Well, we've talked about killing each other, but decided that wasn't the best course of action.

A complete dumbass would let their wife (how does her stupid ass breathe on her own) on their computer to read that he thinks she is a smiling idiot and can fuck off.

True that.

We don't have two TV's, but we do have two computers. Marital bliss, Jack.

[smackaholic]

the AI tryouts are a hilarious freak show. I liked the dude with the hair parted down the middle who looked like somebody just drew a gun on him.

And how 'bout that little half indian chick and her 'bro? Yeah, she had a five head, maybe even a sixhead, but, what a sweet little bod on her.

[Rich Fader]

Worst? We call bullshit.

Sincerely,
"Identity" and "Show Me The Money"

[War Wagon]

the AI tryouts are a hilarious freak show.

That must be why she likes it, and never wipes that stupid grin off her face.

I guess she's all like, "at least we're not that bad".

Come to think of it, that's why she watches All My Children on the Soap Opera network at 12.00 am.

I'm pretty sure that it's all my fault.

Pity me, bros. I'm going to have to put up with this for awhile.

[XXXL]

Seattle is on the table tonight ...


Rack THE Trolls...

[Mister Bushice]

How in the fuck do all these smiling idiots exist? No, I'm not talking about the contestants, I'm talking about the people who actually watch this garbage,

My wifey (bless her heart) is so enamored of and addicted to this show

Fuck anyone who thinks this is "must see" TV.

I can think of one person you won't be fucking.

You don't stay married for 23 years being a complete dumbass.

There goes that streak.

[Kansas City Kid]

Any male that watches this shit is nothing but a cum-guzzling faggot.

[smackaholic]

Thanks for outing yourself, Kalette.

kinda what I was thinking.

let's examine this statement...

Any male that watches this shit is nothing but a cum-guzzling faggot.

There are three posibilities here.

1. KC kid could be a chick that watches the show who holds this opinion.

b. KC kid could be an AI watching male who happens to think he makes him fond of the cahk.

3th. KC kid is a male who has never seen the show and therefore doesn't really know what the fukk he is talking about.

I'll go with b. as well.

[The Whistle Is Screaming]

the AI tryouts are a hilarious freak show.

Absolutely, my arm is bruised form my wife hitting me for making fun of these people. Once these tryout rounds are over the show is shit, but until then, it's the greatest train wreck you can watch.

And how 'bout that little half indian chick and her 'bro? Yeah, she had a five head, maybe even a sixhead, but, what a sweet little bod on her.

Yup, I bet her and her brother fight over the same guys though.

You don't stay married for 23 years being a complete dumbass.

I'm going on 10 years this spring and I'm beginning to believe that it is the only way to stay married for a long time.

[BSmack]

Thanks for outing yourself, Kalette.

kinda what I was thinking.

let's examine this statement...

Any male that watches this shit is nothing but a cum-guzzling faggot.

There are three posibilities here.

1. KC kid could be a chick that watches the show who holds this opinion.

b. KC kid could be an AI watching male who happens to think he makes him fond of the cahk.

3th. KC kid is a male who has never seen the show and therefore doesn't really know what the fukk he is talking about.

I'll go with b. as well.

Or you could go with option D. Which is that he saw an episode of AI, and felt the gay coming on, but fought valiantly against it. Yes, he fought long AND hard against the coming of the gayness. And it was only after he plunged his arm elbow deep into his wife's cow like vagina and extracted the remote that he was able change the channel before that last final wave of gayness had enveloped him and permanently transformed him into an inveterate cocksucker.

Or maybe it was just option B all along.

[smackaholic]

Thanks for outing yourself, Kalette.

kinda what I was thinking.

let's examine this statement...

Any male that watches this shit is nothing but a cum-guzzling faggot.

There are three posibilities here.

1. KC kid could be a chick that watches the show who holds this opinion.

b. KC kid could be an AI watching male who happens to think he makes him fond of the cahk.

3th. KC kid is a male who has never seen the show and therefore doesn't really know what the fukk he is talking about.

I'll go with b. as well.

Or you could go with option D. Which is that he saw an episode of AI, and felt the gay coming on, but fought valiantly against it. Yes, he fought long AND hard against the coming of the gayness. And it was only after he plunged his arm elbow deep into his wife's cow like vagina and extracted the remote that he was able change the channel before that last final wave of gayness had enveloped him and permanently transformed him into an inveterate cocksucker.

Or maybe it was just option B all along.

Y'know B, that option had occured to me since he did say "watches" rather than "ever watched", but, I couldn't quite put it so graphically and brilliantly. Rack you.

[Ace]

And how 'bout that little half indian chick and her 'bro? Yeah, she had a five head, maybe even a sixhead, but, what a sweet little bod on her.

Yep, smokin' bod. Sadly, her people dont age gracefully in the face. She's already peaked

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

3th. KC kid is a male who has never seen the show and therefore doesn't really know what the fukk he is talking about.

I've said it before and I'll say it again...
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Any "male" who watches any "reality show" is a cum guzzling queen. I don't care if you're some poor forklift driver who can only afford one 13" B&W TV in his single-wide who's trying to appease his significant other into "giving him some." No excuse.

[Felix]

Worst? We call bullshit.

Sincerely,
"Show Me The Money"

forced to watch a half an hour of that drivel...... it was all I could do not to stick a shrimp fork in my eye to end the misery......

without a doubt the worst television I've seen in the last 10 years....

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

You're KC Kid?

Does Roach write your material for you?

[Bizzarofelice]

If you watch American Idol you are an idiot.

If you married a woman who watches American Idol you might as well shoot yourself in the face.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

forced to watch a half an hour of that drivel.

Did your wife tie you to a chair and glue your eyes open? I'm beginning to think there's men less hetero than Cicero and his Twat Bitch husband that post here. My fiance watches what I want to watch... on the Plasma TV she bought before she met me... or she watches the little "bitch" TV in another room if there's a "conflict of interest."

[Goober McTuber]

Oh, and RACK! me for keeping my mouth shut and letting my significant other have her show with nary a peep. You don't stay married for 23 years being a complete dumbass.

So you're an incomplete dumbass. But a dumbass nonetheless, and a faggoty one at that. I have 4 TV's in my house, BTW. The only AI that's ever shown up on any of them plays for the Nuggets, and that AI is only on till I recommence channel-surfing.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

[He's under contract. I'm negotiating a buyout.

Negotiating? You're a cheap bastard, aren't ya? What's the buyout on a 3 year contract that pays $4.39/year?

[Felix]

Did your wife tie you to a chair and glue your eyes open?

she did....I was able to finally break free....adjourned to my office where I retrived my 9mm and shot her dead...

well at least I won't have to watch American Idol......

my trial begins in about a month....pray for me.....

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

she did....I was able to finally break free....adjourned to my office where I retrived my 9mm and shot her dead...

You're scaring me.

Besides which, I believe the advice was:

If you married a woman who watches American Idol you might as well shoot yourself in the face.

Not enough time at the firing range, huh?

[Felix]

You're scaring me.

you should be scared......

If you married a woman who watches American Idol you might as well shoot yourself in the face.

Not enough time at the firing range, huh?

wtf are you talking about....

it only took one shot......

[Kansas City Kid]

Look at all of the faggots like RuPaul, Smackaholic, R-Jack, and B-Monica defending the fact they watch reality shows. It's not as if we all didn't already know.

[RumpleForeskin]

If I lived in Seattle, I'd fuggin' drop a Slim Betty on that talentless POS town.

[MuchoBulls]

If you watch American Idol you are an idiot.

If you married a woman who watches American Idol you might as well shoot yourself in the face.

RACK!!!

[RumpleForeskin]

It's like admitting to jacking off when you were 14. 10% admit they watch the show and the other 90% lie about it....or is it the other way around. I forget.

[Kansas City Kid]

Look at all of the faggots like RuPaul, Smackaholic, R-Jack, and B-Monica defending the fact they watch reality shows. It's not as if we all didn't already know.

GODDAMN you're a fucking idiot....WHERE the FUCK did I say that I watch reality shows?

RuPaul, we both know you watch them and - like Whitey - pretend your wife makes you do it.

Time munches on. :paul:

[Kansas City Kid]

Nobody on here is fatter than you, Tubby.

:paul: :paul: :paul: :paul: :paul: :paul:

[Dinsdale]

more than likely FATTER than me

That has got to be the worst example of "smack" I've ever seen.

I shudder to think what the epic response might be if he called you "stupid."

[RumpleForeskin]

Nobody on here is fatter than you, Tubby.

1 tubby tubby, 2 tubby tubby, 3 tubby tubby.

[Kansas City Kid]

Fat.....fat....fatter.....fat this.....fat that.....

[Kansas City Kid]

[socal]

Not so big on American Idol but Ugly Betty is the shit.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

Watching Kaley and Buffet Line 3.0 pinch/flick each other, all the while, giggling like a couple of school girls is very entertaining.

RACK!

[Tom In VA]

Watching Kaley and Buffet Line 3.0 pinch/flick each other, all the while, giggling like a couple of school girls is very entertaining.

RACK!

While dorky to the extreme, I don't think I've ever seen anyone rack themselves on the Jim Rome family of boards quite like that.

So, RACK, style points count.

I bet you french kiss the mirror when you jerk off too.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

While dorky to the extreme, I don't think I've ever seen anyone rack themselves on the Jim Rome family of boards quite like that.

I am pretty sure I was RACKING that dude who calls himself, "Nobody", and not myself.

Unless of course, you're calling me a Nobody, which I find very hurtful. Expect Rosie O'Donnell to weigh in on just how horribly you treated me.

[Tom In VA]

I didn't see a Nobody in this thread. Maybe I'm blind.


The fucking nuns were right, damnit.