Poll: Most obnoxious NFL commentator

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 4:21 pm

Cast your vote

Nominations will be accepted until Super Sunday

fukkin'POLLS...

just add your commentary...OK?

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 4:26 pm

Cude-

Gumbel isn't a commentator. He's the play by play guy.. and an awful one at that. Collinsworth, the commentator of that tandem sucks major donkey balls too.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Mon Jan 22, 2007 4:27 pm

I thought QBert outlawed polls in this forum. Expect your takeless thread to be edited.

Btw -- for this shit poll to be for real, you really should think about adding about 15 names to it.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 4:56 pm

Dan Dierdorf needs to be added to the list.

DallasFanatic · Post by **DallasFanatic** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 5:12 pm

Randy Cross needs to be on the list

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 5:26 pm

Dierdorf
Brian Baldinger
Bill Maas

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 5:35 pm

Dierdork is the worst evah..period end of discussion. Never tires of his own opinion, spews endlessly, overbearing, and he has a freeking lisp...not good for a commentator!

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 5:45 pm

jiminphilly wrote:Cude-

Gumbel isn't a commentator. He's the play by play guy.. and an awful one at that. Collinsworth, the commentator of that tandem sucks major donkey balls too.

There has never been a worse combination than Gumbel and Colinsworth in the booth. They make the ESPN MNF crew look like Hall of Fame broadcasters by comparison.

T REX · Post by **T REX** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 5:48 pm

John Madden

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 6:22 pm

Jsc810 wrote:jiminphilly, you probably can change your avatar now. Saints are as dead as the Eagles, we'll both have to wait until next year.

I was late getting the av loaded so I told TenTallBen that I'd carry it an additional week. Saints were fun to watch and Colston helped me in FF this year.. I'm honored to show off the av..

(rack me for trading for Reggie Bush this past year in a keeper league)

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 6:25 pm

BSmack wrote:
jiminphilly wrote:Cude-

Gumbel isn't a commentator. He's the play by play guy.. and an awful one at that. Collinsworth, the commentator of that tandem sucks major donkey balls too.
There has never been a worse combination than Gumbel and Colinsworth in the booth. They make the ESPN MNF crew look like Hall of Fame broadcasters by comparison.

Probably true. Turico is just too flat of an announcer and Kornheiser looked like grover from Sesame St. with the way he sat with the hunched back and the clown face smile. Theisman can be insightful once in a while but he's generally an annoying shithead.

Give me Al Michaels and Troy Aikman.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 6:36 pm

Commentator or play-by-play "guy" the worst evah has got to be Burnt Hamburger, hands down. He gets extra credit for longevity.

Worst team evah is Hamburger, Phyllis George and Jimmy the Geek. Most of you are prolly too young to even remember this alltime trio of suckage, but it makes my gut tie up in knots just thinking about it.

I'll have to admit though Cornholer, as a newcomer, deserves recognition. Never heard him say anything that was remotely relevant or interesting, and mostly just obnoxious bullshit.

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 8:56 pm

Mikey wrote:Commentator or play-by-play "guy" the worst evah has got to be Burnt Hamburger, hands down. He gets extra credit for longevity.

Worst team evah is Hamburger, Phyllis George and Jimmy the Geek. Most of you are prolly too young to even remember this alltime trio of suckage, but it makes my gut tie up in knots just thinking about it.

I'll have to admit though Cornholer, as a newcomer, deserves recognition. Never heard him say anything that was remotely relevant or interesting, and mostly just obnoxious bullshit.

say what!

See You Next Wednesday · Mon Jan 22, 2007 11:51 pm

Why is Phil Simms on that list. I think he is pretty good.

Adelpiero · Post by **Adelpiero** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 1:29 am

cuda

sorry bro, it's a tie between simms and theisman.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 2:07 am

madden might be getting a little senile, but, he is still heads and shoulders above the rest of the horrible color commentator.

I don't watch enough football these days to even know who is who outside of the old fat guy, but I do know this. They all pretty much sux.

Here's an idea, just anounce the fukking game and feel free to just stfu between plays unless you really do have something intelligent to say.

The idea that we will get bored and fall asleep if you don't keep yapping is a mistaken one.

As for all time king sux at color commentating or prehaps even talking on television, period, the undisputed champeen of the known universe is burnt hamburger. It isn't even up for discussion.

They should have a burnt hamburger trophy that they can hand out each year to the second shittiest talker.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 3:32 am

mvscal wrote:I would literally laugh out loud if I saw Cornholer get hit by a bus.

Same here. I'd also LoL, hard, if Theesman got hit by a bus.

Btw, this poll is flawed.

Sin,

Both of those asshats are absolutely HORRID, given that they are supposed to be play-by-play guys, but are, unfortunately for everyone subjected to their idiocy, commentators.

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 3:51 am

I actually like Mike Patrick quite a bit.

I'd like to add another vote for Pusberger as being simply fucking horrid.

Qbert · Post by **Qbert** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 5:13 am

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:I thought QBert outlawed polls in this forum. Expect your takeless thread to be edited.

Btw -- for this shit poll to be for real, you really should think about adding about 15 names to it.

i laughed!

DIErdork is the KING of SUPIDITY...Randy Cross could be his left nut and Theeeesman could be his right...

The Assassin · Post by **The Assassin** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 5:14 am

At least Thiesman and Simms know the game.

Gumbal sounds like he lost his place while reading and is trying to keep up.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Jan 23, 2007 6:09 pm

Mike Patrick. Hands down.

I honestly, truly don't believe that guy knows anything at all about the game of football.

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