Mike Tyson was running away from drug rehab when he was busted for suspicion of DUI and cocaine possession, The ENQUIRER has learned exclusively.
At 40, Iron Mike told pals he wanted to make a fresh start and return to the ring. His first step was to enter a Phoenix rehab facility.
But the hot-tempered Tyson could not stand its strict regimen and bolted after only nine days.
Now the former heavyweight champion's future may include the requisite pink jumpsuit and pink underwear worn in the Maricopa County jails, where "America's Toughest Sheriff" says celebrities get no special treatment.
"Mike can't shake the drugs," revealed a close friend. "He checked himself into rehab because he says he's broke and his only means of supporting himself is boxing. He had to get clean.
"He admits he does cocaine and mushrooms (a hallucinogenic) and that he drinks too much. But after only nine days, he left the facility, saying he felt like he was in a cage.
"One of the first things he did was find a nightclub and party with friends!"
If you're a big name celebrity and you run from rehab, your best rule of thumb is to not try to get into the spotlight by getting lit up at a nightclub!!
PSUFAN wrote:Seriously - I think we need a different approach - strong, intelligent, principled, and fresh. Obama seems to fit the bill for me best at this point.
Then you are a fucking fool. Straight up. Obama is the dumbest motherfucker who has ever run for President.
Jsc810 wrote:I'd like to see him get into the octagon. He'd get his ass kicked by just about any of the top MMA guys, but it would make one hell of a PPV event.
What the fuck is so great about seeing some overmatched loser get his skull caved in? It'd be the equivalent of me against you in a Smack-Off. I'd land a few Bolo punches and generally clown you until I got bored smacking the piss out of you about 3 posts in. Not great theater.
Jsc810 wrote:smacking you into the middle of next week.
Freaking procrastinators...
John Boehner wrote:Boehner said. "In Congress, we have a red button, a green button and a yellow button, alright. Green means 'yes,' red means 'no,' and yellow means you're a chicken shit. And the last thing we need in the White House, in the oval office, behind that big desk, is some chicken who wants to push this yellow button.
Jsc810 wrote:I'd like to see him get into the octagon. He'd get his ass kicked by just about any of the top MMA guys, but it would make one hell of a PPV event.
What the fuck is so great about seeing some overmatched loser get his skull caved in? It'd be the equivalent of me against you in a Smack-Off. I'd land a few Bolo punches and generally clown you until I got bored smacking the piss out of you about 3 posts in. Not great theater.
On top of that you'd look great doing it in your' $180 Ralph Lauren shirt.
