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patsy stone
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Some guy visited our building today. This is his vehicle. Someone in another department took pictures of it.

Not sure who he visited with, but I was scared while he was in the building! Although not sure if should be scared of a guy who can't spell!

Only in the South I guess?

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patsy stone wrote:Only in the South I guess?

Don't bet on it. I've seen the same shit in Oregon, Washington(on a semi driven by a naked hippy...that's not what I needed to see driving up the freeway), and california.

Out West, we call people like that...


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We were calling him that too. But only from a safe distance. ;)
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You’d think he could have just put that in a PM to Dinsdale.
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e wrote:
so you're the one giving comedy central their new show ideas.

I caught a couplefew seconds of that the other day...just enough to say "dear God or China, please blow up the Comedy Cebtral satellite."

But yeah, dude looked just about like that. Probably wouldn't have noticed dude was naked, except he was like laying down on some extra cushions or something(steering the truck with his feet), and I was in a pretty tall vehicle, for myself. Still wouldn't have noticed, but I was a passenger, and therefore needed to look around to see if it was safe to chug my beer. I figure a dude sporting a semi in his semi, on public display, was little risk to call the cops, so I quaffed a little brewdog.


Then again, I always see weird shit on the freeway in Washington.
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Goober McTuber wrote: You’d think he could have just put that in a PM to Dinsdale.

I resent that -- I'm neither a homosexual nor a theif.
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Are you over your meltdown patsy or do you still want us to deactivate your account?
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Post by MgoBlue-LightSpecial »

If anything, he probably increased the value of the vehicle as the owner could surely sell it on ebay to some christian wackjob for about $20 grand.
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Post by Jack »

What are you all devil worshippers??

The man is spreading the word of Jesus!!

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Jesus said if you love me
You will obey me
if you don't I will spit you out!!

I remember one time long ago..
when my sperm didn't obey some chick
I just met....

She did the same thing!!!
PRAISE JESUS!!
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Dude, If I buy that car I could totally go to Heaven.

What a sweet ride, I wonder if it gets God's help on gas mileage and service, now that would be righteous.
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You should have taken a black marker and writtten "WASH ME" in really big letters on the back.
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"Christians" who need the motivation of going to heaven to not be a dick every day are the worst.
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That van just makes me want to pray to Jesus....NOW!!! What a fucking tard. Somone ought to put a goat's head on his antenna. Probably the same dude who came storming through a McDonald's I was in back in high school. He was yelling fanatical, doomsday Christer shit at the top of his lungs. People were getting under tables thinking he was going to pull out an assault rifle and open up. He just walked out the other door calmly when he was done as if nothing had happened. I bet he felt better after he just traumatized a bunch of people including kids...doing the Lord's work and all.
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That is YOURRRR COUNTRY!
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Is there some kind of spell check he can run that through? Poptart ain't gonna be pleased.
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So why was he there, Patsy? Did you find out?
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Come now nish, you guys have religious nutjobs too. They just can't fit as much drivel on a mini.
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Post by patsy stone »

**UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE**

The Jesus Van was spotted in the back of our building this morning. We have a production area, press room, and a warehouse. We think he was applying for a job the other day and is working in one of those areas! Scary...

I'll get the scoop from the smokers. They know all the gossip.
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Cause you can't starve us out and you
can't make us run
We'll survive the new millenni-um
We say grace and we say Ma'am
if ya ain't in that we don't give a damn
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Post by YD »

Demons!!!

thats my minivan!!!

*vomits*

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*vomits again, btw*
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So......god drives a Lumina?
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