Thank God The Scientists Kept Politics Out Of This Debate

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

Well whatever, I'm not creative enough to smack other people's mothers especially when they post something like.

Believe me, Tom... I am much happier now that I drop my mom off to work the street corner instead of bringing her to yet another session of radiation therapy.

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Seriously... for a giggly dork who works the 'LOL emoticon' in the same superfluous manner that m2ool does his apostrophe key... you really have no sense of humor.

[Goober McTuber]

And no, you’re still a member of the Internet Dullard Club.

Great job. You actually tried to run some of your own smack. Good one Goobs. Next week, maybe we'll take the training wheels off.

Yeah, I’m really looking forward to taking smack lessons from Tard in VA.

[Tom In VA]

Emoticon use smack ? Now you're really getting hardcore.

Giggly dork ?



I have a sense of humour ucan't. I'm laughing my ass off that we're actually engaging in this "discussion" all because of a comment I made about "Goobs" post.

Then I watch, and laugh, as the cirle jerk ensues.

Maybe you'll get to share in the chip, tough guy.

[Tom In VA]

And no, you’re still a member of the Internet Dullard Club.

Great job. You actually tried to run some of your own smack. Good one Goobs. Next week, maybe we'll take the training wheels off.

Yeah, I’m really looking forward to taking smack lessons from Tard in VA.

Name smack ? That's an improvement to your game. Far greater than "Yeah, I didn't do anything but I read where you got smacked by a bunch of trolls so there" smack.

[Dinsdale]

Tom -- you are one of the people here who has NO BUSINESS offering any commentary whatsoever on smack or "humour."

So far, you've run "I know ytou are, but what am I," and "that's not good smack" smack, along with "anyone who smacks me is part of a circle jerk conspiracy."

Just cut to the chase, drop a "I'm in your dome," and be done with your hard-days' "smacking, Kansas City-style."

[Tom In VA]

Tom -- you are one of the people here who has NO BUSINESS offering any commentary whatsoever on smack or "humour."

So far, you've run "I know ytou are, but what am I," and "that's not good smack" smack, along with "anyone who smacks me is part of a circle jerk conspiracy."

Just cut to the chase, drop a "I'm in your dome," and be done with your hard-days' "smacking, Kansas City-style."

I've got just as much business posting here as anyone else Dinsdale, and there really isn't much you can do about it.

As for your commentary on "my smack", whatever, you're your biggest fan. Save the dorky "Check my PM's out" bullshit, that's just lame.


I'm not claiming to be in anyone's dome. All I'm calling, as I see it, is that Goobs cannot or will not go one on one. You jumping in on the mix and ucan't jumping in on the mix is proof of that. Now maybe in your "I'm Dins, I'm a real tough guy" delusion you think you're "piling on" or engaging in some macho manly stuff you wish you could do OFF the boards but to me, it's nothing more than a faggoty circle jerk. Of which, you seem to be pivot man today.

[Dinsdale]

OK, I guess this needs dumbing down, due to you being fucking dumb...

Tom, you are a humorless twat. The next bit of effective smack you post will be your first.

These "qualities" alone make you suck, but when you go to the next level and start offering commentary on those who CAN actually smack and provide humor, you "elevate" yourself to the next level of douchedom.

Know your role, pussy. Since you clearly don't, I'll help you out -- the niche you've carved yourself here involves nipping at heels, sucking up to those you see as some sort of "above it all clique," and generally being the whiniest fucking douche in all of Doucheland.

Dear god, how you fucking whine. I can actually "see the tone" of your menstrually-fuelled whinefests.


Get a grip, fucking pussy.

[Goober McTuber]

Tom,

I addressed you directly when I called you a whiny little cunt. You responded. And I responded to that, and so forth. I’ve never been afraid to deal with anyone one on one, and certainly not with a whiny little cunt like you. And I’ve dealt with more than one poster in a single thread before. It’s not that hard. Unless your name is Tard in VA, I guess. It seems that you’re crying because you’re getting piled on. Help yourself to a tissue.

[Tom In VA]

Know your role, pussy. Since you clearly don't, I'll help you out -- the niche you've carved yourself here involves nipping at heels, sucking up to those you see as some sort of "above it all clique," and generally being the whiniest fucking douche in all of Doucheland.

Adrenal glands start pumping a bit when you type that out, to somebody you know nothing about Dins ? The "niche" I've carved out here ? What is this ? I post my opinions on some things and try to have a bit of fun, usually not at others' expense, that's just how I roll.

"Above it all clique", I assure you I don't envy a thing about you.

[Mikey]

Sounds like a whole buncha norovirus going around.

Do a little reseasrch, and see how that shit is spread...and then see why it just reiforces why I think you're all a bunch of very disgusting people.


And RACK Goobs for taking some Mark McGwiresque BP upside a certain dome.

Didn't you claim just a few weeks ago that viral gastroenteritis basically does not exist?

It's all bacterial and from tainted food, right?

[warren]

I had the puking version two weeks ago and the "#2" version this weekend. I don't think it could be a relapse, but who knows.

unWAR double whammies.

I'm guessing that since you were inundated with such an excess of "#2" that you felt it neccessary to share your' "good fortune" by leaving it all over the board for our unenjoyment.


Just kidding commie, I hope you are in better shape today, I'm at home recovering from two surgeries so I guess I could say "I feel your' pain."

Get well lefty.w

[Tom In VA]

It seems that you’re crying because you’re getting piled on.

Not really, it actually proves my point. You're impotent without others helping. Now if me calling you out on that, is whining, then so be it. It's still a fact and in my opinion, it makes you weak.

[Mikey]

I had the puking version two weeks ago and the "#2" version this weekend. I don't think it could be a relapse, but who knows.

unWAR double whammies.

I'm guessing that since you were inundated with such an excess of "#2" that you felt it neccessary to share your' "good fortune" by leaving it all over the board for our unenjoyment.


Just kidding commie, I hope you are in better shape today, I'm at home recovering from two surgeries so I guess I could say "I feel your' pain."

Get well lefty.w

I gots plenty left over if you want some extra.

Anything to help a bud heal from getting cut open and stuff.

[Goober McTuber]

It seems that you’re crying because you’re getting piled on.

Not really, it actually proves my point. You're impotent without others helping. Now if me calling you out on that, is whining, then so be it. It's still a fact and in my opinion, it makes you weak.

Tom,

I addressed you directly when I called you a whiny little cunt. You responded. And I responded to that, and so forth. I’ve never been afraid to deal with anyone one on one, and certainly not with a whiny little cunt like you. And I’ve dealt with more than one poster in a single thread before. It’s not that hard. Unless your name is Tard in VA, I guess.

It's not like this is the first time I ever threw a little smack your way, and I never required any help. And that's a fact, you whiny little cunt.

[Dinsdale]

Didn't you claim just a few weeks ago that viral gastroenteritis basically does not exist?

It's all bacterial and from tainted food, right?

Mikey, think this through carefully, and try not to be a Tard is Vagina.

Let's follow the road you're currently turning down to its logical conclusion:

You're about to start claiming BODE for eating human shit, and having shitty hygene.


"Now" would be an excellent time for you to shut up. Actually, "birth" would have been an excellent time for you to shut up, but hinsight is 20/20, and all you can do now is mitigate...

So, get to mitigating.

[Tom In VA]

It's not like this is the first time I ever threw a little smack your way, and I never required any help.

I don't consider calling people weak assed names "smack", which is probably why I never cnsidered you as throwing a little smack my way.

I have good days and bad days on the boards, but at least they're MY days. All I see from you is riding somebody else's, usually Dins' nutsack. Why is that ? Or reguritating the same lame old bullshit. Why is that ?

[Tom In VA]

Didn't you claim just a few weeks ago that viral gastroenteritis basically does not exist?

It's all bacterial and from tainted food, right?

Mikey, think this through carefully, and try not to be a Tard is Vagina.

Original, Dinstale.

[Mikey]

Didn't you claim just a few weeks ago that viral gastroenteritis basically does not exist?

It's all bacterial and from tainted food, right?

Mikey, think this through carefully, and try not to be a Tard is Vagina.

Let's follow the road you're currently turning down to its logical conclusion:

You're about to start claiming BODE for eating human shit, and having shitty hygene.

Uh, no dickwad, but I am claiming BODE for setting you straight on the gastroenteritis issue. A couple of weeks ago you thought that norovirus was a figment of somebody's imagination. Now you're claiming expertise? Give me a fucking break.

In all sincerety...you're not this dumb, Mikey. Staphylococcal food poisoning...ever heard of it? You have now. Instead of saying "it COULDN'T be anything I did," why not try and learn from your mistakes, and try to not repeat them. You owe your family that much, wouldn't you say?

I remember watching a documentary, wherein a gastrointestinal doctor guy pretty much laughed his ass off at "stomach flu" and "intestinal viruses." Dude said for all intents and purposes, there was no such thing, and found it odd that over 99% of "stomach flu/intestinal viruses" occur after eating questionably prepared foods, or even more likely, leftovers that had been in the fridge more than 24 hours. Actually, I think his words were close to "while there is a strain of short-term stomach flu...that's not what you had."

http://www.theoneboard.com/board/viewtopic.php?t=21995

BTW there are other ways of transmitting norovirus than "eating human shit, and having shitty hygene".

Do you ever get tired of showing what a dubmass you are in public?

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

I have good days and bad days on the boards, but at least they're MY days.

Good:



Bad:
Any day where you keyboard was involved.

[Dinsdale]

I have good days on the boards

Link?

All I see from you is riding somebody else's, usually Dins' nutsack.

I'm not one to fight anyone else's battles, much less one of the people here who is better-equipped than most to fight their own, but fair is fair...

There's a whole buncha people here who attempt to "ride my nutsack." Due to the over-the-top arrogance and swagger I exude here, I'm the "big dog" and have painted probably the biggest target on my back of anyone here. Usually, those least equipped to do battle are the ones who try and "make their name" by taking a toothless swipe at me, which I either ignore(it's good to be the King), or swat down like so many flies.

And the ones I see trying to validate their otherwise-inept "board existence" in this thread are Mikey, and YOU, Tom. Regardless how you've deluded yourself in your little smack-free world. Goobs and Ucunt do just fine without my help. The only "claim to smack fame" the likes of you and Mikey ever even attempt are with absolutely childish stupidity like "Dinsdale is a liar" (wow, that's some hard-hitting smack there), or "you guys just pile-on me because **insert whiney excuse for being a douchebag**."


Sack up or shut up, you fucking pussy. If you're trying to accuse Goobs of "ducking you," then post a fucking callout thead with his name on it...my money says he does anything BUT dodge you, and would actually rather enjoy dismantling your sorry ass.

Call him out, pussy. To futher debunk your stupidity, I won't even post in any such thread(and I'll bet we can get the other person you're making your pussy-assed allegations towards, Ucan't, to do the same), assuming you don't ride my nutsac anbd use my name in it, and I'll just catch up on the one-sided fun later, since I think there's a golf course with my name on it this afternoon.

Man up, whiner.

[Tom In VA]

I have good days and bad days on the boards, but at least they're MY days.

Good:



Bad:
Any day where you keyboard was involved.

I'll have you know I key in :ucantisapettytard: and : lol :, I don't just point and click, so there.

[Goober McTuber]

It's not like this is the first time I ever threw a little smack your way, and I never required any help.

I don't consider calling people weak assed names "smack" (‘sup Dinstale?), which is probably why I never cnsidered you as throwing a little smack my way.

I have good days and bad days on the boards, but at least they're MY days. All I see from you is riding somebody else's, usually Dins' nutsack. Why is that ? Or reguritating the same lame old bullshit. Why is that ?

Only thing I can figure is that you're a fucking idiot. All you see is what you want to see. In this case, a couple of people took shots at you, you whined like the little cunt that you are (even on your “good” days), and I pointed out what a whiny little cunt you are. That’s all. Nobody riding any nutsacks. Nobody needing anybody else's help. Just a few guys taking shots at the gimp in the barrell.

[Tom In VA]

Tom. Regardless how you've deluded yourself in your little smack-free world. Goobs and Ucunt do just fine without my help.

Link. Why are you here ? I didn't say word one to you. Unless of course YOU"RE riding Goobs nutsack.


That, is a circle jerk.

[Tom In VA]

Are you not creative enough or do you just not have the balls to do it?

I don't think it takes much balls to type "Your momma" and hit submit.

[Tom In VA]

It's not like this is the first time I ever threw a little smack your way, and I never required any help.

I don't consider calling people weak assed names "smack" (‘sup Dinstale?), which is probably why I never cnsidered you as throwing a little smack my way.

I have good days and bad days on the boards, but at least they're MY days. All I see from you is riding somebody else's, usually Dins' nutsack. Why is that ? Or reguritating the same lame old bullshit. Why is that ?

Only thing I can figure is that you're a fucking idiot. All you see is what you want to see. In this case, a couple of people took shots at you, you whined like the little cunt that you are (even on your “good” days), and I pointed out what a whiny little cunt you are. That’s all. Nobody riding any nutsacks. Nobody needing anybody else's help. Just a few guys taking shots at the gimp in the barrell.

I'm not "whining" Goobs. I'm still here. And you're still bringing nothing but the same re-gurgitated "Whiny cunt" bullshit. Your "shots" feel more like limp wristed weak assed slaps, are you "lithsping, thhhtop thayin' I ride nutthackth" as you type ?

[Dinsdale]

Only thing I can figure is that you're a fucking idiot.

Gee, Goobs, YA'THINK?


You mean a guy who logs into a website that posts as a mantra --

When you build software that enables people to interact with strangers, you run the risk of people interacting with strangers who aren't so nice.

Which was formed as a derivitive of a board that used to say something like --

Smack can be brutal, personal, and crude. You may get smacked on an occasion

You mean a guy who claims to be above all that pettiness, yet still feels he's the ultimate arbiter of All Things Humourous and Smack...


This guy might....just might be a fucking idiot?


Ya'think, Goobs?

[Tom In VA]

Are you not creative enough or do you just not have the balls to do it?

I don't think it takes much balls to type "Your momma" and hit submit.

And yet you don''t even have that much.

What are you doing here?

Posting on an internet message board. How about you ?

[Kansas City Kid]

I'm quite clearly a "scorer."

Don't believe me?

Ask your mom.

Wow, what awesome "smack" you have!

Piss on this fuckin' turd!

[Tom In VA]

When you build software that enables people to interact with strangers, you run the risk of people interacting with strangers who aren't so nice.

Smack can be brutal, personal, and crude. You may get smacked on an occasion

So you get to get your "tough guy" act on here, BFD. All I said, was I didn't get into smacking on peoples' moms and you had a little shit fit, oh that, and I dared question the continual reference to a smack situation that occurred long ago, by a bunch of trolls being used as some sort of trump card by a smackless twit. What is he your brother or something ?

[Dinsdale]

Tom. Regardless how you've deluded yourself in your little smack-free world. Goobs and Ucunt do just fine without my help.

Why are you here ? I didn't say word one to you.

Oh, OK.

Doctor, rocket scientist, carpenter, musician, athlete, lover, is there anything Dins doesn't do ? Besides tell the truth ?

Pretty sweet bit of "you're a liar" smack...which you're reinforcing with...lies.

Fucking brilliant...tard.

I do my best to not EAT HUMAN FECES.

Keep trying, you might succeed one day.

OOOPS! Caught in another lie, after accusing me of being a liar.

Don't forget me, the pivot man.

How could I ? Best pivot man on these boards.

Ask your mom.

Stale mom smack ? You might just get the chip today Dins.

Hmmm.....

Adrenal glands start pumping a bit when you type that out, to somebody you know nothing about Dins ?

Original, Dinstale.

I didn't say word one to you.

You might want to refute that tard label, rather than cement it, you raging fucking idiot.

[Goober McTuber]

I don't consider calling people weak assed names "smack" (‘sup Dinstale?), which is probably why I never cnsidered you as throwing a little smack my way.

I have good days and bad days on the boards, but at least they're MY days. All I see from you is riding somebody else's, usually Dins' nutsack. Why is that ? Or reguritating the same lame old bullshit. Why is that ?

Only thing I can figure is that you're a fucking idiot. All you see is what you want to see. In this case, a couple of people took shots at you, you whined like the little cunt that you are (even on your “good” days), and I pointed out what a whiny little cunt you are. That’s all. Nobody riding any nutsacks. Nobody needing anybody else's help. Just a few guys taking shots at the gimp in the barrell.

I'm not "whining" Goobs. I'm still here. And you're still bringing nothing but the same re-gurgitated "Whiny cunt" bullshit.

Nonsense, Tom, I pointed out that different people have taken shots at you in this thread and that it had nothing to do with nutsacks. But you just kept repeating your nutsack nonsense. And BTW, I’ve probably butted heads more often with Dinsdale than I have with you. Besides, you are a whiny cunt.

[Tom In VA]

Besides, you are a whiny cunt.

And you're a spineless nutsack rider. We can go on all day with this. It appears your perception of me won't change, nor will mine of yours. Do you really give a shit what I think of you ? I didn't think so, and I can assure you, it's all about mind over matter. I don't mind, because you don't matter.

[Tom In VA]

I googled "dripping gashes" and ended up here.

I'll pray for your mom.

[Dinsdale]

I’ve probably butted heads more often with Dinsdale than I have with you.

I've gone way too many rounds with Goobs over the years than I could ever care to place a number on. Same goes for UCan't.

Funny, but after my inevitable beatdowns of these fools, I can't remember either of those members of Team-Nutsack-In-Tom's-Mind ever having a whiney fucking meltdown about it. Yet Tom takes some ribbing that he FULLY brought upon himself, and a Costco-sized drum of Vagisil can't do anything for the swelling.

THAT is the very definition of a pussy.

[Goober McTuber]

I’ve probably butted heads more often with Dinsdale than I have with you.

I've gone way too many rounds with Goobs over the years than I could ever care to place a number on. Same goes for UCan't.

Funny, but after my inevitable beatdowns of these fools, I can't remember

I can't remember any of those beatdowns, either. I blame it on the vast quantities of superior midwest microbrews I consume. Or maybe a piece of sheetrock landed on my head.

[Tom In VA]

Yet Tom takes some ribbing that he FULLY brought upon himself

Yes he does. Mano y mano.

[Dinsdale]

Or maybe a piece of sheetrock landed on my head.

Remember to use 5/8ths on the ceiling if it's 24" centers.

[Goober McTuber]

Besides, you are a whiny cunt.

And you're a spineless nutsack rider. We can go on all day with this. It appears your perception of me won't change, nor will mine of yours.

Really? Whose nutsack was I supposedly riding in this thread?

http://www.theoneboard.com/board/viewto ... ht=#399481

Actually, my perception of you has changed. You’re a fucking wet-brained mongoloid.

[Dinsdale]

I googled "dripping gashes" and ended up here.

I'll pray for your mom.

She's a little busy blowing Pervus and Quadraplegic to respond to prayers right now.

[Tom In VA]

Besides, you are a whiny cunt.

And you're a spineless nutsack rider. We can go on all day with this. It appears your perception of me won't change, nor will mine of yours.

Really? Whose nutsack was I supposedly riding in this thread?

http://www.theoneboard.com/board/viewto ... ht=#399481

Nobody's in that thread. I laughed in that thread. Funny stuff. In this thread, though, dude, you still got pubes stuck in your teeth.