Thank God The Scientists Kept Politics Out Of This Debate

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

All of you need to settle this like real mean by sending PMs to each other to form a meeting place off an interstate rest stop somewhere so you can throw punches at each other.

[Dinsdale]

Let's see, so far in this thread we have Tom chiming in with --

"That's not smack."

"You're a circle-jerker."

"You ride nutsacks."

"You ride nutsacks."

"You ride nutsacks."


And of course, my personal favorite, "you ride nutsacks."


Yet this guy has taken it upon himself to write the Official Rules of Smack for everyone else here.

Fucking priceless.


Oh, and nice job ducking and running from me showing that you're delusional to the point of LYING, Tom. I guess you're just waiting for Mikey to jump on your nutsack and help you with the counterpile-on, eh?

[Tom In VA]

Oh, and nice job ducking and running from me showing that you're delusional to the point of LYING, Tom. I guess you're just waiting for Mikey to jump on your nutsack and help you with the counterpile-on, eh?

Who ducked and ran, I copped to it when I responded to your last post and I'm still here. And no I'm not waiting on anyone.

[Goober McTuber]

And you're a spineless nutsack rider. We can go on all day with this. It appears your perception of me won't change, nor will mine of yours.

Really? Whose nutsack was I supposedly riding in this thread?

http://www.theoneboard.com/board/viewto ... ht=#399481

Nobody's in that thread. I laughed in that thread. Funny stuff. In this thread, though, dude, I got piled on, and that's not funny.

FTFY.

[Dinsdale]

I copped to it when I responded to your last post

No, you did no such thing.


Why do you insist on posting that which is complete fantasy...things that only happened in your personal Planet Tard, and never actually happened anywhere else?

So, you try and refute my claims of you telling bald-faced lies with...


lies?


At what point did you think THAT would end well for you, you fucking pussy?

[Tom In VA]

Really? Whose nutsack was I supposedly riding in this thread?

http://www.theoneboard.com/board/viewto ... ht=#399481

Nobody's in that thread. I laughed in that thread. Funny stuff. In this thread, though, dude, I got piled on, and that's not funny.

FTFY.

Whoa, bold tactic there Goobs. But there you go again, unable to handle your business one on one, you needed the "pile-on" as you call it. You just admitted it.

[Tom In VA]

I copped to it when I responded to your last post

No, you did no such thing.

I did so, I agreed to fully bringing upon the ribbing. I forgot I fired a shot across your bow with that one post. That's it.

There was nothing to refute about that fact. I fired the initial shot and forgot about it.

I'm still standing Dins. How long you wanna go and where do you want to go with it ?

[Goober McTuber]

Whoa, bold tactic there Goobs. But there you go again, unable to handle your business one on one, you needed the "pile-on" as you call it. You just admitted it.

Tom, I have never been afraid to take on a tard one on one. In this thread you got piled on. I could have started a parallel thread and made the same statements there, but that didn’t make sense. Face facts, moron, it was you that couldn’t take care of their business. Right here in this thread.

Considering your moronic tendencies, I’m sure I’ll have plenty of opportunities in the future to smack your whiny little ass, but then I suppose others will do the same thing, and then it will be nutsacks all over again.

Goodnight, Tard.

[Dinsdale]

But there you go again, unable to handle your business one on one, you needed the "pile-on" as you call it.

So post that callout of Goobs, tough guy.

I was nice enough to tell you how to try and shake the "pussy" label you've earned(although I doubt anything will help at this late stage).

Where is it, Pussy?

You got a problem with Goobs...CALL HIM OUT, you fucking pussy assed bitch.

C'mon...you've talked plenty of the talk...time to walk that walk, or just STFU.


If he was truly "unable to handle (his) business one on one," then any outside interference in the callout thread would prove your point.

You taking on the primary and secondary sex characteristics of a pubescent girl cemets everybody else's point.

What's it going to be, Pussy? Time to shit or get off the pot...pussy.

[Tom In VA]

Tom, I have never been afraid to take on a tard one on one.

Then why haven't you ?


Good night nutsack rider.

[Dinsdale]

If they had to get near your mother's mouth, we would be praying for them again.

Did you just run smack about my mother?

You know that means you're a nutsack riding non-smacker, right?


Hey, I don't make the rules...some smackless fucking tard who can't even muster up an ounce of nad on the internet did. I guess we should all play by his rules, so he doesn't get any further bleeding from having his womb speedbagged, in one of the more disturbing displays of fisting we've seen round these parts in a while.

[Tom In VA]

But there you go again, unable to handle your business one on one, you needed the "pile-on" as you call it.

So post that callout of Goobs, tough guy.

I was nice enough to tell you how to try and shake the "pussy" label you've earned(although I doubt anything will help at this late stage).

Where is it, Pussy?

You got a problem with Goobs...CALL HIM OUT, you fucking pussy assed bitch.

C'mon...you've talked plenty of the talk...time to walk that walk, or just STFU.


If he was truly "unable to handle (his) business one on one," then any outside interference in the callout thread would prove your point.

You taking on the primary and secondary sex characteristics of a pubescent girl cemets everybody else's point.

What's it going to be, Pussy? Time to shit or get off the pot...pussy.

Then why are you interfering ? Post a call out thread ? You mean like you do and then run from it, like YOU do ? Tell me Dins, what the fuck do you mean by "shit or get off the pot" ....

I staked my claim in this thread about Goobs. That was it. He had the opportunity to handle it one on one but YOU .... as evident by this very post .... couldn't or wouldn't let it ride that way.

Why not ?

[Dinsdale]

Yeah, you're a clever one, Tom.


So, it's my fault you've done NOTHING to mitigate the beating that Goobs has put on you?

We won't even get into how fucking stupid you are for having NO understanding whatsoever of how the wolfpack mentality works, has always worked, and probably always will work on these boards.

The again, you've definitely proven you have no grasp of the obvious, so why start now.

You took on the role of a tard(not a big stretch for you). Tards get piled-on. Period. EOS. That's how things have worked around here ever since I first came across http://www.jimrome.com. Yet for some reason, you think...I guess due to your exceptional wit(yeah, that was sarcasm), that you somehow think these standard practices don't apply to YOU.

That's the same fucking retarded logic that Sissyroo uses to think he somehow "got over" by posting a pic that resulted in a massive pile-on. Two tards in a fucking pod, you and him. Someone should wytch a giant vagina in to that pics, and then it could be Sissy, Crown, and Tom...Tards of a Feather.

Fucking pussy.

[Dinsdale]

Is this one of those Valvenis rules where you e-mail a known homosexual you are gay by proxy?

Worse yet -- it's a Tompenis rule, wherein anyone who insults anyone else in any way, shape, or form is officially PWN3D by Tom.



P.S.: Fuck your mother with a cucumber that Mikey was responsible for handling/washing.

[warren]

I had the puking version two weeks ago and the "#2" version this weekend. I don't think it could be a relapse, but who knows.

unWAR double whammies.

I'm guessing that since you were inundated with such an excess of "#2" that you felt it neccessary to share your' "good fortune" by leaving it all over the board for our unenjoyment.


Just kidding commie, I hope you are in better shape today, I'm at home recovering from two surgeries so I guess I could say "I feel your' pain."

Get well lefty.w

I gots plenty left over if you want some extra.

Anything to help a bud heal from getting cut open and stuff.

I'm fine from the cutting and stuff, but luckily I have plenty vicodin so I can tune the limey old lady out. Her attempt at nursing makes me long for the sick bay back in the Coasty days.

Oh, and no thanks, you can keep your shyte and use it to fertalize your avacado grove.

[Tom In VA]

You took on the role of a tard(not a big stretch for you). Tards get piled-on.

Indeed, apparently the vocal consensus suggests that's what happened. Wish I could change it, but I can't.

I gave it my best shot and failed to take on, the pile-on.


Was this a "deathmatch" Dins, do I cough up posting rights or anything ?

[Dinsdale]

Was this a "deathmatch" Dins, do I cough up posting rights or anything ?

No. You take your lumps, and move on, just like the rest of us do.

You might want to try learning something from the experience, though, like "I know you are, but what am I" and "that's not smack" is never going to end well for you. Basically, you need to study the Kansas City Contingent's playbook, and don't do any of those things...it reads like a "how not-to" guide for smack-improvement.


Golf is looking like a tomorrow deal-btw.

[Tom In VA]

Was this a "deathmatch" Dins, do I cough up posting rights or anything ?

No. You take your lumps, and move on, just like the rest of us do.

You might want to try learning something from the experience, though, like "I know you are, but what am I" and "that's not smack" is never going to end well for you. Basically, you need to study the Kansas City Contingent's playbook, and don't do any of those things...it reads like a "how not-to" guide for smack-improvement.


Golf is looking like a tomorrow deal-btw.

Will do.

Oh I've learnt tons in this thread, can't put my finger on all of it but I guess I have a lot to work on apparently, but hey .... experience is king you're right about that.

Good for you, good luck on the course.

[The Whistle Is Screaming]

Racks to all you guys for the entertainment & a successful hijacking of this thread.

Oh I've learnt tons in this thread, can't put my finger on all of it but I guess I have a lot to work on apparently,

Well Tom, #1 on your learnt list should be "Don't question one of TWIS's Racks!". ;-)

[Tom In VA]

Racks to all you guys for the entertainment & a successful hijacking of this thread.

Oh I've learnt tons in this thread, can't put my finger on all of it but I guess I have a lot to work on apparently,

Well Tom, #1 on your learnt list should be "Don't question one of TWIS's Racks!". ;-)

Indeed. All this AND the wonderful world of PERL made for an interestingly fun day.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

Nice avatar, Tom....

Sir, you're not funny.

Then why were you laughing when I was typing my posts?

Tom... you suck the sweat from a dead man's balls.

[Justa Heel]

Many pole-smokers populate this thread.

[Goober McTuber]

Well, I've got to run to keep from hiding,
Old Tom’s ass I have been riding.
And I've got one more tard to pile-on,
But I'm not gonna let ‘em catch me, no,
Not gonna let 'em catch the Nutsack Rider.

And I don't own the smack I'm running,
And this thread goes on forever,
And I've got one more tard to pile-on,
But I'm not gonna let ‘em catch me, no
Not gonna let 'em catch the Nutsack Rider.

And I've gone by the point of caring,
Poor tard’s ass we’ve all been sharing,
And I've got one more tard to pile-on,
But I'm not gonna let 'em catch me, no
Not gonna let ‘em catch the Nutsack Rider.

[Kansas City Kid]

What a couple of faggots!

Take On Me was a reasonably gay tune, but the video was unique and groundbreaking in its day, to the point of being "cute."

So while you won't catch me getting my groove on to it, I'll begrudgingly give it its all-time props.

I was quite serious about watching it. If you really want to get your groove on, you could turn down the volume on the video, and play your WHAM!'s Greatest Hits CD.

[Goober McTuber]

[KansasCityKidsmack]Takes one to know one![KansasCityKidsmack]

[Tom In VA]

That's a nifty song parody.

May I play ?

[Goober McTuber]

Nothing I can see that should stop you.

[Tom In VA]

Same old bullshit. That's what would stop me.

You won fair and square, I just missed this parody the other day.

[Kansas City Kid]

[KansasCityKidsmack]Takes one to know one![KansasCityKidsmack]

Many pole-smokers populate this thread.

[Goober McTuber]

So you're smacking Justa Heel now? What a fucking retard.

[Kansas City Kid]

That pole isn't going to smoke itself, Goober! BACK TO WORK!!!!

[smackaholic]

hey mods, can we get this once interesting, hijacked abortion of a thread renamed to tardfight or hbj vs dinsdale & friends or something or other, seeing as it's been a half dozen pages or so since the original topic got any run?

[The Whistle Is Screaming]

I guess KCK asking Goober to suck his dick is a sign to end this.